Posts tagged "Pregnant"

Bristol Palin’s Unplanned Pregnancy Was Totally Planned Now

Bristol Palin’s pregnancy is planned now and not a disappointment despite what the liberal media says using Bristol Palin’s exact words.

By: The Superficial / June 29, 2015

Bristol Palin Is Pregnant Out of Wedlock. Again.

Bristol Palin is pregnant again. Abstinence-only advocate Bristol Palin.

By: The Superficial / June 26, 2015

Kim & Kylie In The See-Through Battle For Titty View Yacht

Kim Kardashian and Kylie Jenner basically wore the same outfit to the same event. This is getting good.

By: The Superficial / June 25, 2015

Hilaria Baldwin’s Showing Off Her Post-Baby Body Already

Hilaria Baldwin started showing off her post-baby body two days after giving birth. That has to be a record. Concerning, but a record.

By: The Superficial / June 22, 2015

Kim Kardashian Can Write?

Kim Kardashian wrote a letter to her future self and it’s as vapid and dumb as you imagined.

By: The Superficial / June 17, 2015

Alec Baldwin Has Produced A Male Heir

Alec Baldwin is the proud father of a son whose fire and anger will surely rain down upon us in years to come. Congratulations.

By: The Superficial / June 17, 2015

Kim Kardashian’s Having A Boy

Kim Kardashian will birth Kanye an heir. Our world is fucked.

By: The Superficial / June 11, 2015

Kim Kardashian Is Pregnant Again

Kim Kardashian is pregnant again which can’t be right because there hasn’t been a plague of locusts yet. These things have an order.

By: The Superficial / June 1, 2015

Kristin Cavallari Is Pregnant. Again.

Kristin Cavallari is pregnant again because apparently contraception causes autism, too.

By: The Superficial / May 12, 2015

A Child Passed Through Jessica Biel’s Vagina, His Name Is Silas

Justin Timberlake has to pay child support when he eventually gets caught cheating on Jessica Biel. (I’m not into lede burying.)…

By: The Superficial / April 13, 2015

Chris Brown’s Baby Mama Was Married When He Knocked Her Up

Chris Brown’s baby mama was married when he put a baby in her because Karrueche Tran wouldn’t let him knock her up.

By: The Superficial / March 6, 2015

Chris Brown Is A Dad, Your God Is Dead

Chris Brown is somebody’s father. This is our world now.

By: The Superficial / March 3, 2015

Kelly Kapowski, 41 And Pregnant? STILL WOULD

Blah blah blah ‘Saved By The Bell’ reunion. LOOK HOW HOT KELLY KAPOWSKI STILL IS EVEN WITH A BABY IN HER.

By: The Superficial / February 5, 2015

Beyonce’s Not Pregnant Again. Again.

Posted by Photo Boy

Can’t Beyonce just Instagram a family picture of an innocent beach day where she’s covered in sand with a conspicuous mound over her stomach without everyone going crazy with the pregnancy rumors? It’s exhausting for her to constantly have to shoot this shit down. Wait, she hasn’t? And the…

By: Photo Boy / January 13, 2015

Jennifer Love Hewitt’s Pregnant Again

Posted by Photo Boy

For most of her life, Jennifer Love Hewitt had a singular purpose. A purpose that made her believe telling guys she preselected three engagement rings for them to choose from wouldn’t send them sprinting back to exes who have drug problems. But through the magic of struggling actors who’ll…

By: Photo Boy / January 8, 2015

Hilaria Baldwin’s Pregnant Again

Posted by Photo Boy

Alec Baldwin has a well-documented history of patience and tolerance for all living things. Combine those qualities with his readiness to violently protect his bike if you’re a photographer and your arm touches it his family and you’ve got solid dad material. Granted, the average life expectancy for a…

By: Photo Boy / January 2, 2015

Kourtney Kardashian’s Baby Is Our King Apparently

Because she’s the hot one, I like to pretend Kourtney Kardashian is better than the rest of her family except that requires ignoring the fact she keeps letting Scott Disick put babies in her. Which gets harder and harder to do after each kid because they’re up to three now, and this one Kourtney named…

By: The Superficial / December 22, 2014

A Child Has Shed Its Hayden Panettiere Cocoon

Fun Fact: This pic is from August. Four months ago August. She’s dead. She died.

In defiance of the laws of physics, Hayden Panettiere gave birth to a baby girl, Kaya Evdokia, last Tuesday, according to PEOPLE, who spoke very little about Hayden’s current state because housewives don’t want to read about a…

By: The Superficial / December 15, 2014
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