Posts tagged "Pregnant"

Kristin Cavallari Is Pregnant. Again.

Kristin Cavallari is pregnant again because apparently contraception causes autism, too.

By: The Superficial / May 12, 2015

A Child Passed Through Jessica Biel’s Vagina, His Name Is Silas

Justin Timberlake has to pay child support when he eventually gets caught cheating on Jessica Biel. (I’m not into lede burying.)…

By: The Superficial / April 13, 2015

Chris Brown’s Baby Mama Was Married When He Knocked Her Up

Chris Brown’s baby mama was married when he put a baby in her because Karrueche Tran wouldn’t let him knock her up.

By: The Superficial / March 6, 2015

Chris Brown Is A Dad, Your God Is Dead

Chris Brown is somebody’s father. This is our world now.

By: The Superficial / March 3, 2015

Kelly Kapowski, 41 And Pregnant? STILL WOULD

Blah blah blah ‘Saved By The Bell’ reunion. LOOK HOW HOT KELLY KAPOWSKI STILL IS EVEN WITH A BABY IN HER.

By: The Superficial / February 5, 2015

Beyonce’s Not Pregnant Again. Again.

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Can’t Beyonce just Instagram a family picture of an innocent beach day where she’s covered in sand with a conspicuous mound over her stomach without everyone going crazy with the pregnancy rumors? It’s exhausting for her to constantly have to shoot this shit down. Wait, she hasn’t? And the…

By: Photo Boy / January 13, 2015

Jennifer Love Hewitt’s Pregnant Again

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For most of her life, Jennifer Love Hewitt had a singular purpose. A purpose that made her believe telling guys she preselected three engagement rings for them to choose from wouldn’t send them sprinting back to exes who have drug problems. But through the magic of struggling actors who’ll…

By: Photo Boy / January 8, 2015

Hilaria Baldwin’s Pregnant Again

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Alec Baldwin has a well-documented history of patience and tolerance for all living things. Combine those qualities with his readiness to violently protect his bike if you’re a photographer and your arm touches it his family and you’ve got solid dad material. Granted, the average life expectancy for a…

By: Photo Boy / January 2, 2015

Kourtney Kardashian’s Baby Is Our King Apparently

Because she’s the hot one, I like to pretend Kourtney Kardashian is better than the rest of her family except that requires ignoring the fact she keeps letting Scott Disick put babies in her. Which gets harder and harder to do after each kid because they’re up to three now, and this one Kourtney named…

By: The Superficial / December 22, 2014

A Child Has Shed Its Hayden Panettiere Cocoon

Fun Fact: This pic is from August. Four months ago August. She’s dead. She died.

In defiance of the laws of physics, Hayden Panettiere gave birth to a baby girl, Kaya Evdokia, last Tuesday, according to PEOPLE, who spoke very little about Hayden’s current state because housewives don’t want to read about a…

By: The Superficial / December 15, 2014

Kourtney Kardashian’s Doing Naked Stuff Now

Kourtney Kardashian might be 18 months pregnant, but Kim posed naked last month, and now it’s her turn because Kris Jenner‘s bitches get dem asses out there and work that Internet corner and she don’t want to hear nothin’ about it. So here’s Kourtney posing nude for DuJour in hopes that she’ll see her childre…

By: The Superficial / December 3, 2014

Kim Kardashian Is Showing Off Her Ass Before She Gets Pregnant Again

So remember the beginning of Raiders of The Lost Ark when Indiana Jones is running away from the giant boulder? Picture my day exactly like that except Indy just turns around and goes, “Aw, fuck it.” TMZ reports:

Kim Kardashian shot the instantly iconic ass photo because it’s her last stand before getting

By: The Superficial / November 12, 2014

Jessica Biel Is Pregnant. For Real.

It seems like only six days ago I wrote a post about Jessica Biel being pregnant, and that’s because I did because butt photos: whatever gets them on the site. But this time, there’s an “official” announcement from Us Weekly, so now we can all sleep at night knowing that, yes, Justin Timberlake has i…

By: The Superficial / November 5, 2014

Jessica Biel’s Probably Pregnant

The biggest rumor going around right now is that Jessica Biel is probably pregnant which was only fueled more by the editor of InStyle publicly congratulating her on her “impending motherhood,” and Justin Timberlake showing up to the amfAR Gala without her. On top of that, you’ve got these photos that cost way more tha…

By: The Superficial / October 31, 2014

Tori Spelling ‘Quarantined Like An Ebola Patient’

She’s probably pregnant again, so why buy new pics? JOURNALISM!

Tori Spelling lives thousands of miles away from anyone with the Ebola virus, and I’m pretty confident she’s not walking around letting random strangers shit and bleed in her hands. On top of that, she has a gaping hole in her chest that…

By: The Superficial / October 21, 2014

Did Tyga Put A Baby In Kylie Jenner?

As more and more evidence points to Tyga dating Kylie Jenner, his Instagram followers have decided to call him a pedophile for dating a 17-year old, but apparently they just a jealous ass ho who wish he’d put a baby in them. Like he did with Kylie? Wait. Via Fishwrapper:

“why u sound…

By: The Superficial / October 21, 2014

Blake Lively’s Pregnant Body Won The Angel Ball

Normally, pregnancy is God’s way of cursing woman for using their filthy vagina holes for sex, but sometimes it can result a in beautiful transformation instead of the Beast of the Apocalypse. And such is the case with Blake Lively who took time away from running a website full of plagiarism and the hottest slaveowner…

By: The Superficial / October 21, 2014

Blake Lively’s Website Loves Slaveowners, Plagiarism

While Martha Stewart has declared all-out war on Gwyneth Paltrow, pretentious, young upstart Blake Lively is successfully torpedoing herself by publishing articles about the Antebellum South that would give Paula Deen a butter boner and then threatening to sue Gawker for epically calling her on it. Which should’ve stopped there, but Lainey Gossip took notice…

By: The Superficial / October 17, 2014

Blake Lively Is Pregnant

First Hilary Duff had a kid then Mila Kunis, and now Blake Lively‘s pregnant, but let’s all freak about Ebola instead of the real disease spreading right before our eyes. Anyway, this is why Kelly Brook‘s the perfect woman. Not only does she have huge, giant breasts, but she’s prone to mis- *gets tackled by

By: The Superficial / October 6, 2014

Mila Kunis & Ashton Kutcher Are Already Being Assholes About Their Kid

Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher‘s baby has barely been alive for three days and already they’re not so subtly bitching about the paparazzi while revealing their daughter’s name. People reports:

“Mila and I would like to welcome Wyatt Isabelle Kutcher to the world. May your life be filled with wonder, love, laughter, health,…

By: The Superficial / October 3, 2014
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