Terry Richardson is going to be a father. Fuck everything.
And this is why forced abortions should be legal.
Morena Baccarin knows Commissioner Gordon’s son grows up to be a serial killer, right? Just checking.
Josh Duggar allegedly had an affair with porn star Danica Dillon while his wife Anna was pregnant.
Kim Kardashian naked? This has never happened before!
Ben Affleck might’ve got Christine Ouzounian pregnant because her game is strong.
Coco’s pregnant. We’re gonna need a bigger Earth.
Josh Duggar has another daughter. Oh, good.
Olivia Munn went full spandex Psylocke. [Lainey Gossip]
Anthony Bourdain wonders when Guy Fieri will de-douche. [Dlisted]
Amy Schumer saved Katie Couric’s marriage. [The Frisky]
Pete Berg is a dick? Who knew? [Death and Taxes]
Your morning links.
Bristol Palin’s pregnancy is planned now and not a disappointment despite what the liberal media says using Bristol Palin’s exact words.
Bristol Palin is pregnant again. Abstinence-only advocate Bristol Palin.
Kim Kardashian and Kylie Jenner basically wore the same outfit to the same event. This is getting good.
Hilaria Baldwin started showing off her post-baby body two days after giving birth. That has to be a record. Concerning, but a record.
Kim Kardashian wrote a letter to her future self and it’s as vapid and dumb as you imagined.
Alec Baldwin is the proud father of a son whose fire and anger will surely rain down upon us in years to come. Congratulations.
Kim Kardashian will birth Kanye an heir. Our world is fucked.
There is no Kim Kardashian, only Keeks.
Kanye West’s face is better than an ultrasound.
Kim Kardashian is pregnant again which can’t be right because there hasn’t been a plague of locusts yet. These things have an order.
Kristin Cavallari is pregnant again because apparently contraception causes autism, too.