Dear Jennifer Aniston’s lawyer, that was sarcasm. Please don’t sue our parent company into bankruptcy. We barely even saw what Hulk Hogan’s penis looks like!
Blac Chyna is pregnant and already trademarking her new Kardashian name because she’s getting all the gold.
Khloe Kardashian wants a pregnancy special, and she wants it now-ish.
Dina Lohan wants that Russian gold.
Alec Baldwin is a virile motherfucker.
Anne Hathaway is a profile in courage.
Anne Hathaway is pregnant because apparently she wasn’t annoying enough after winning an Oscar.