Posts tagged "Pope Benedict XVI"

Guys, I Found Out Why The Pope Quit

I'm kidding, I'm kidding! It's because he joined Twitter. There's no believing in God after seeing what's on there. Photos: Bauer-Griffin, Pacific Coast New…
By: The Superficial / February 11, 2013

The Pope Wants You to ‘Be Yourself’ on The Internet

"LEEEEEEEEEROOOYYYY JENKINS!" In probably the most random message to come out of the Vatican, Pope Benedict XVI has seen fit to tackle the pressing, if not life-threatening issue of people pretending to be millionaire gymnasts on the Internet. Shit, he's on to me: In the digital age too, everyone i…
By: The Superficial / January 25, 2011

Mel Gibson’s Dad: ‘The Pope’s a Queer’

I'm going to assume Oksana Grigorieva found the secret underground bunker where Mel Gibson's publicist hides the actor's father Hutton Gibson because somehow the old man recently called into The Political Cesspool radio show where he proceeded to accuse Pope Benedict of being a "queer" working in cahoots with the Masons. Eve…
By: The Superficial / August 10, 2010