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The Superficial Presents The Week in Playmate Instagrams

In case you couldn’t tell it’s a Friday before a holiday weekend, here’s The Week in Playmate Instagrams before your second cup of coffee to pretend you didn’t mentally check out three days ago. On that note, special thanks to Photo Boy for slapping this together last night so he could hurry to the beach…

By: The Superficial / May 24, 2013

The Superficial Presents The Week in Playmate Instagrams

Based on the novel I wrote about Star Trek Into Darkness, you’d just assume this is some sort of nerd site for nerdbombers, but for the record, we also post pics of scantily clad women for you to think sexual thoughts about. I know that sounds unprecedented for the Internet, but it’s just some of…

By: The Superficial / May 17, 2013

The Superficial Presents The Week in Playmate Instagrams

It’s Friday, so here’s The Week in Playmate Instagrams, the fruit of our gentleman’s agreement with Playboy which is really all I need to say because I’m already the waiter who keeps asking if you need anything else after bringing your food. That said, I am working on a way to make the site dispense…

By: The Superficial / May 10, 2013

The Superficial Presents The Week in Playmate Instagrams

Posted by Photo Boy

Welcome to another weekly installment of The Superficial Presents The Week in Playmate Instagrams where we answer tough questions like “Have you convinced yourself that looking at this while at work is ok because there’s usually a penis joke written in here somewhere?” The answer is you have, and…

By: Photo Boy / May 3, 2013

The Superficial Presents The Week in Playmate Instagrams

Alright, folks, here’s today’s installment of The Week in Playmate Instagrams which I’m leaving you with while I bounce to start my annual vacation and place you in the soft, tender Italian hands of Photo Boy who I’ve already tasked with turning a tale about Gwyneth Paltrow‘s hairy vagina into sweet mozz’rella. (Will you get…

By: The Superficial / April 26, 2013

The Superficial Presents The Week in Playmate Instagrams

Things got kind of dark in that Kim Kardashian post, so here’s our weekly assortment of Playmate Instagrams to remind everyone, including me, that getting up in the morning is never a complete loss because there’s always some stupid shit on the Internet to look at. It’s what defines us a species. And, okay, will…

By: The Superficial / April 19, 2013

The Superficial Presents The Week in Playmate Instagrams

Welcome to another edition of The Week in Playmate Instagrams where every Friday we take an in-depth look at the latest trends in social media as demonstrated by Playboy models even though the trend always ends up being “take pictures of your naked stuff.” The Internet rewards consistency. Or is it cat photos? One of…

By: The Superficial / April 12, 2013

The Superficial Presents The Week in Playmate Instagrams

Welcome to another edition of The Week in Playmate Instagrams which you had to wait a whole eight days for instead of seven because some hippie was all like, “If I die, you should make these chocolate eggs with creme on the inside that look just like a real egg. People will freak.” So to…

By: The Superficial / April 5, 2013

The Superficial Presents The Week in Playmate Instagrams

Welcome to another edition of The Week in Playmate Instagrams coming at you early because clearly we’re devout Christians who respect the sanctity and deep spiritual meaning of Get Ready For Zombie Jesus Friday. Or at least I am, but stupid Photo Boy wouldn’t let me make him bleed from his hands, so he hope…

By: The Superficial / March 28, 2013

The Superficial Presents The Week in Playmate Instagrams

Welcome to another edition of The Week in Playmate Instagrams which if you thought you wasn’t happening because of yesterday’s Nikki Leigh March Madness post, clearly you underestimate how important pageviews are to keeping me out of retail. And the stockpile of fertilizer in my garage. You really don’t want to make me talk to…

By: The Superficial / March 22, 2013

The Superficial Presents The Week in Playmate Instagrams

Just in case I haven’t stressed how critical Photo Boy is to this whole operation and should, oh I dunno, never be let go in a round of company layoffs (“Subtle Jones,” they call me.), welcome to the triumphant return of The Week in Playmate Instagrams brought to you by our good friends at Playboy

By: The Superficial / March 15, 2013

The Superficial Presents The Week in Playmate Instagrams

I bet you think we forgot about The Week in Playmate Instagrams, our joint collaboration with Playboy, but that would be folly. It was merely a simple matter of posting it last Monday because I had the flu which threw off Friday yadda yadda yadda there are boobs here now. And stacked on top of…

By: The Superficial / March 1, 2013

The Superficial Presents The Week in Playmate Instagrams

I lost an entire day on Saturday drifting in and out of consciousness, and what should have been a three-day weekend is now completely shot, but the thing that pains me the most is we forgot to post The Week in Playmate Instagrams making the Internet just slightly richer in hot chicks taking selfies. You…

By: The Superficial / February 18, 2013

The Superficial Presents The Week in Playmate Instagrams

It’s Friday which means Playmate Instagrams brought to you by our friends at Playboy because you know what there’s not enough of on the Internet? Sexual photographs of women. There’s maybe 25 billion, at best. It’s like living in the Middle East. “I’m sorry, my friend, we do not permit the women to be displayed…

By: The Superficial / February 8, 2013

The Superficial Presents The Week in Playmate Instagrams

Here’s this week’s smattering of Playmate Instagrams, our joint collaboration with Playboy to ensure that if an attractive woman with daddy issues is taking selfies of her boobs in a bathroom, you get to look at them and think about touching said boobs. Which has really been man’s quest since the dawn of time.

By: The Superficial / February 1, 2013

The Superficial Presents The Week in Playmate Instagrams

And now for your weekly dose of Playmate Instagrams generously provided for us by Playboy because, at its heart, the Internet’s a loving, peaceful commune where everyone stares at boobs. Unless, of course, you’re from the foolish Cat Photo tribe in which case we scalp you alive and eat your children for blaspheming Mother Interwe…

By: The Superficial / January 25, 2013

The Superficial Presents The Week in Playmate Instagrams

Posted by Photo Boy

It’s that magical time of the week again where we shamelessly offer up Playboy‘s contribution to social media, because judging Playmate Instagrams in our comment section is slightly less creepy than catfishing multiple Facebook profiles just to see how fat all of your ex-girlfriends got. So get your ‘Would…

By: Photo Boy / January 18, 2013

The Superficial Presents The Week in Playmate Instagrams

Posted by Photo Boy

Last week you didn’t get any Playboy Playmate Instagrams because our gift to each other was Chocolate Orange Massage Oil making as little as dick jokes as possible between Christmas and New Years. And Chocolate Orange Massage Oil. Anyway, your new favorite feature is back and this time include…

By: Photo Boy / January 4, 2013

The Superficial Presents The Week in Playmate Instagrams

Welcome to our now four-week-old feature – God, they grow up fast. – where we collaborate with Playboy to bring you Playmates posing for Instagram. Sadly, this week doesn’t feature Michael Bay auditioning new Ferrari washers, but it does have hot butts, so I guess that should count for something. I’m not here to tell…

By: The Superficial / December 21, 2012

The Superficial Presents The Week in Playmate Instagrams

And now for the joyous time of the week when we reflect on the events of days gone by, but mostly just the Playmates who Instagrammed pictures of themselves in a bathroom mirror during them because I honestly couldn’t even tell you what happened 30 minutes ago. (Something about a shower curtain? That can’t be…

By: The Superficial / December 14, 2012
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