Posts tagged "Playboy"

KIM & KANYE ARE A PLAYBOY POSING EXPLOITATION JESUS ROCKET, YO

HOW MANY MOTHERFUCKERS MADE A BABY IN A MAGAZINE? A MAGAZINE!!! Posted by Kanye West PEOPLE ON THE INTERNET THINK THEY CAN CALL MY GIRL A COW WHILE MY BABY IN THAT ASS!! WELL NOW SHE'S GONNA GET NAKED!!! WHATEVER THE FUCK'S A STARPULSE, PUT THEM WORDS IN THE LITTLE QUOTES! She's keen to…
By: The Superficial / October 29, 2013

Farrah Abraham Got Rejected By Playboy. Twice.

Because no one's ever filmed themselves having sex before, you guys, Farrah Abraham is super famous now so Playboy should totally be trying to pay her to pose for them. Or shooting her down both times she's asked. They could do that. TMZ reports: Sources tell us, the star of "Backdoor Tee…
By: The Superficial / July 15, 2013

Good Morning, Nikki Leigh In A Bikini Trying To Sell Me Condoms, And Other News

- Leonardo DiCaprio is literally plowing through the Victoria's Secret catalog. [Lainey Gossip] - Courtney Love and Amanda Bynes share a moment. [Dlisted] - Have you seen these women? Uh, one of them is John Connor's mother. Yes, that... [theCHIVE] - Tori Spelling's bikini fell off if that's something…
By: The Superficial / May 29, 2013

The Superficial Presents The Week in Playmate Instagrams

In case you couldn't tell it's a Friday before a holiday weekend, here's The Week in Playmate Instagrams before your second cup of coffee to pretend you didn't mentally check out three days ago. On that note, special thanks to Photo Boy for slapping this together last night so he could hurry to the…
By: The Superficial / May 24, 2013

The Superficial Presents The Week in Playmate Instagrams

Based on the novel I wrote about Star Trek Into Darkness, you'd just assume this is some sort of nerd site for nerdbombers, but for the record, we also post pics of scantily clad women for you to think sexual thoughts about. I know that sounds unprecedented for the Internet, but it's just some…
By: The Superficial / May 17, 2013

The Superficial Presents The Week in Playmate Instagrams

It's Friday, so here's The Week in Playmate Instagrams, the fruit of our gentleman's agreement with Playboy which is really all I need to say because I'm already the waiter who keeps asking if you need anything else after bringing your food. That said, I am working on a way…
By: The Superficial / May 10, 2013

The Superficial Presents The Week in Playmate Instagrams

Posted by Photo Boy Welcome to another weekly installment of The Superficial Presents The Week in Playmate Instagrams where we answer tough questions like "Have you convinced yourself that looking at this while at work is ok because there's usually a penis joke written in here somewhere?" The answer is you have,…
By: Photo Boy / May 3, 2013

The Superficial Presents The Week in Playmate Instagrams

Alright, folks, here's today's installment of The Week in Playmate Instagrams which I'm leaving you with while I bounce to start my annual vacation and place you in the soft, tender Italian hands of Photo Boy who I've already tasked with turning a tale about Gwyneth Paltrow's hairy vagina into sweet mozz'rella. (Will…
By: The Superficial / April 26, 2013

The Superficial Presents The Week in Playmate Instagrams

Things got kind of dark in that Kim Kardashian post, so here's our weekly assortment of Playmate Instagrams to remind everyone, including me, that getting up in the morning is never a complete loss because there's always some stupid shit on the Internet to look at. It's what defines us a species. And,…
By: The Superficial / April 19, 2013

The Superficial Presents The Week in Playmate Instagrams

Welcome to another edition of The Week in Playmate Instagrams where every Friday we take an in-depth look at the latest trends in social media as demonstrated by Playboy models even though the trend always ends up being "take pictures of your naked stuff." The Internet rewards consistency. Or is it cat…
By: The Superficial / April 12, 2013

The Superficial Presents The Week in Playmate Instagrams

Welcome to another edition of The Week in Playmate Instagrams which you had to wait a whole eight days for instead of seven because some hippie was all like, "If I die, you should make these chocolate eggs with creme on the inside that look just like a real egg. People will freak." So…
By: The Superficial / April 5, 2013

The Superficial Presents The Week in Playmate Instagrams

Welcome to another edition of The Week in Playmate Instagrams coming at you early because clearly we're devout Christians who respect the sanctity and deep spiritual meaning of Get Ready For Zombie Jesus Friday. Or at least I am, but stupid Photo Boy wouldn't let me make him bleed from his hands,…
By: The Superficial / March 28, 2013

The Superficial Presents The Week in Playmate Instagrams

Welcome to another edition of The Week in Playmate Instagrams which if you thought you wasn't happening because of yesterday's Nikki Leigh March Madness post, clearly you underestimate how important pageviews are to keeping me out of retail. And the stockpile of fertilizer in my garage. You really don't want to make me…
By: The Superficial / March 22, 2013

Nikki Leigh Just Made Me Care About College Basketball

To promote their new iPhone app, our good friends over at Playboy sent over these Sweetheart 16 pics of Miss May 2012 Nikki Leigh which I, of course, agreed to post because of my deep respect for collegiate rivalry and sportmanship. In fact, I didn't even notice her underboob i…
By: The Superficial / March 21, 2013

The Superficial Presents The Week in Playmate Instagrams

Just in case I haven't stressed how critical Photo Boy is to this whole operation and should, oh I dunno, never be let go in a round of company layoffs ("Subtle Jones," they call me.), welcome to the triumphant return of The Week in Playmate Instagrams brought to you by our good friends at…
By: The Superficial / March 15, 2013

The Superficial Presents The Week in Playmate Instagrams

I bet you think we forgot about The Week in Playmate Instagrams, our joint collaboration with Playboy, but that would be folly. It was merely a simple matter of posting it last Monday because I had the flu which threw off Friday yadda yadda yadda there are boobs here now. And stacked o…
By: The Superficial / March 1, 2013

The Superficial Presents The Week in Playmate Instagrams

I lost an entire day on Saturday drifting in and out of consciousness, and what should have been a three-day weekend is now completely shot, but the thing that pains me the most is we forgot to post The Week in Playmate Instagrams making the Internet just slightly richer in hot chicks taking selfies.
By: The Superficial / February 18, 2013

The Superficial Presents The Week in Playmate Instagrams

It's Friday which means Playmate Instagrams brought to you by our friends at Playboy because you know what there's not enough of on the Internet? Sexual photographs of women. There's maybe 25 billion, at best. It's like living in the Middle East. "I'm sorry, my friend, we do not permit the women to…
By: The Superficial / February 8, 2013

Katherine Webb Says No To Playboy, Is A Terrorist

In the early, heady days of 2013 when our current Internet champion was but a lowly hatchet-wielding hitchhiker in a K-hole, Katherine Webb ruled the day. Except she's grown smug in her finery, too smug, for she has made proclamations to TMZ of not posing with her naked bits asunder in defiance…
By: The Superficial / February 5, 2013

The Superficial Presents The Week in Playmate Instagrams

Here's this week's smattering of Playmate Instagrams, our joint collaboration with Playboy to ensure that if an attractive woman with daddy issues is taking selfies of her boobs in a bathroom, you get to look at them and think about touching said boobs. Which has really been man's quest since the dawn of…
By: The Superficial / February 1, 2013
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