Posts tagged "Playboy"

Abigail Ratchford Posed For Playboy

I put the following words on the Internet: Abigail Ratchford Naked Playboy

I’m done for the day.

By: Photo Boy / May 22, 2015

The Playboy Mansion Had Secret Tunnels To Celebrity Houses

Playboy.com editors recently discovered old blueprints showing secret tunnels leading from the Playboy Mansion to Jack Nicholson, Warren Beatty, Kirk Douglas, and James Caan’s houses. Also, we’re pretty sure this is how Kendra got out.

By: The Superficial / March 31, 2015

Holly Madison Wanted To Kill Herself While Living In Playboy Mansion

Holly Madison reportedly contemplated suicide while living in the Playboy Mansion which is strange because old men’s penises always sounds like such a dream.

By: The Superficial / March 24, 2015

Kylie Jenner Wants To Do Playboy

Kylie Jenner wants to pose for ‘Playboy’ as if she even had a choice. It’s her destiny.

By: The Superficial / March 19, 2015

KIM & KANYE ARE A PLAYBOY POSING EXPLOITATION JESUS ROCKET, YO

HOW MANY MOTHERFUCKERS MADE A BABY IN A MAGAZINE? A MAGAZINE!!!

Posted by Kanye West

PEOPLE ON THE INTERNET THINK THEY CAN CALL MY GIRL A COW WHILE MY BABY IN THAT ASS!! WELL NOW SHE’S GONNA GET NAKED!!! WHATEVER THE FUCK’S A STARPULSE, PUT THEM WORDS IN THE LITTLE QUOTES!

By: The Superficial / October 29, 2013

Farrah Abraham Got Rejected By Playboy. Twice.

Because no one’s ever filmed themselves having sex before, you guys, Farrah Abraham is super famous now so Playboy should totally be trying to pay her to pose for them. Or shooting her down both times she’s asked. They could do that. TMZ reports:

Sources tell us, the star of “Backdoor Teen Mom”…

By: The Superficial / July 15, 2013

Good Morning, Nikki Leigh In A Bikini Trying To Sell Me Condoms, And Other News

- Leonardo DiCaprio is literally plowing through the Victoria’s Secret catalog. [Lainey Gossip]

- Courtney Love and Amanda Bynes share a moment. [Dlisted]

– Have you seen these women? Uh, one of them is John Connor’s mother. Yes, that… [theCHIVE]

- Tori Spelling‘s bikini fell off if that’s something…

By: The Superficial / May 29, 2013

The Superficial Presents The Week in Playmate Instagrams

In case you couldn’t tell it’s a Friday before a holiday weekend, here’s The Week in Playmate Instagrams before your second cup of coffee to pretend you didn’t mentally check out three days ago. On that note, special thanks to Photo Boy for slapping this together last night so he could hurry to the beach…

By: The Superficial / May 24, 2013

The Superficial Presents The Week in Playmate Instagrams

Based on the novel I wrote about Star Trek Into Darkness, you’d just assume this is some sort of nerd site for nerdbombers, but for the record, we also post pics of scantily clad women for you to think sexual thoughts about. I know that sounds unprecedented for the Internet, but it’s just some of…

By: The Superficial / May 17, 2013

The Superficial Presents The Week in Playmate Instagrams

It’s Friday, so here’s The Week in Playmate Instagrams, the fruit of our gentleman’s agreement with Playboy which is really all I need to say because I’m already the waiter who keeps asking if you need anything else after bringing your food. That said, I am working on a way to make the site dispense…

By: The Superficial / May 10, 2013

The Superficial Presents The Week in Playmate Instagrams

Posted by Photo Boy

Welcome to another weekly installment of The Superficial Presents The Week in Playmate Instagrams where we answer tough questions like “Have you convinced yourself that looking at this while at work is ok because there’s usually a penis joke written in here somewhere?” The answer is you have, and…

By: Photo Boy / May 3, 2013

The Superficial Presents The Week in Playmate Instagrams

Alright, folks, here’s today’s installment of The Week in Playmate Instagrams which I’m leaving you with while I bounce to start my annual vacation and place you in the soft, tender Italian hands of Photo Boy who I’ve already tasked with turning a tale about Gwyneth Paltrow‘s hairy vagina into sweet mozz’rella. (Will you get…

By: The Superficial / April 26, 2013

The Superficial Presents The Week in Playmate Instagrams

Things got kind of dark in that Kim Kardashian post, so here’s our weekly assortment of Playmate Instagrams to remind everyone, including me, that getting up in the morning is never a complete loss because there’s always some stupid shit on the Internet to look at. It’s what defines us a species. And, okay, will…

By: The Superficial / April 19, 2013

The Superficial Presents The Week in Playmate Instagrams

Welcome to another edition of The Week in Playmate Instagrams where every Friday we take an in-depth look at the latest trends in social media as demonstrated by Playboy models even though the trend always ends up being “take pictures of your naked stuff.” The Internet rewards consistency. Or is it cat photos? One of…

By: The Superficial / April 12, 2013

The Superficial Presents The Week in Playmate Instagrams

Welcome to another edition of The Week in Playmate Instagrams which you had to wait a whole eight days for instead of seven because some hippie was all like, “If I die, you should make these chocolate eggs with creme on the inside that look just like a real egg. People will freak.” So to…

By: The Superficial / April 5, 2013

The Superficial Presents The Week in Playmate Instagrams

Welcome to another edition of The Week in Playmate Instagrams coming at you early because clearly we’re devout Christians who respect the sanctity and deep spiritual meaning of Get Ready For Zombie Jesus Friday. Or at least I am, but stupid Photo Boy wouldn’t let me make him bleed from his hands, so he hope…

By: The Superficial / March 28, 2013

The Superficial Presents The Week in Playmate Instagrams

Welcome to another edition of The Week in Playmate Instagrams which if you thought you wasn’t happening because of yesterday’s Nikki Leigh March Madness post, clearly you underestimate how important pageviews are to keeping me out of retail. And the stockpile of fertilizer in my garage. You really don’t want to make me talk to…

By: The Superficial / March 22, 2013

Nikki Leigh Just Made Me Care About College Basketball

To promote their new iPhone app, our good friends over at Playboy sent over these Sweetheart 16 pics of Miss May 2012 Nikki Leigh which I, of course, agreed to post because of my deep respect for collegiate rivalry and sportmanship. In fact, I didn’t even notice her underboob in every single shot or write…

By: The Superficial / March 21, 2013

The Superficial Presents The Week in Playmate Instagrams

Just in case I haven’t stressed how critical Photo Boy is to this whole operation and should, oh I dunno, never be let go in a round of company layoffs (“Subtle Jones,” they call me.), welcome to the triumphant return of The Week in Playmate Instagrams brought to you by our good friends at Playboy

By: The Superficial / March 15, 2013

The Superficial Presents The Week in Playmate Instagrams

I bet you think we forgot about The Week in Playmate Instagrams, our joint collaboration with Playboy, but that would be folly. It was merely a simple matter of posting it last Monday because I had the flu which threw off Friday yadda yadda yadda there are boobs here now. And stacked on top of…

By: The Superficial / March 1, 2013
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