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Jennifer Lopez’s Ass Did Something For Soccer

So far we’ve had butt porn, butt aliens, and butt poetry, so let’s keeping that going with Jennifer Lopez’s ass filming some sort of music video for the World Cup. A video that you’ll never believe has Pitbull in it, and now I’m positive JLo makes Casper Smart haul him around in a suitcase everywhere… More »

Lindsay Lohan Lost Her Lawsuit Against Pitbull

“24 penises, you say? I’ll be there in a hour.”

Back in 2011, nobody wanted to hire Lindsay Lohan as an actress and coke is expensive, so she sued Pitbull over his song “Give Me Everything” because he used the line, “I got it locked up like Lindsay Lohan.” Apparently she felt he… More »