Posts tagged "Pink"

The 56th Annual Grammy Awards

Remember that scene in Man of Steel where Superman’s drowning in all those skulls? That’s literally the only way to describe what it’s felt like today covering the Grammys. So think of this last gallery as me escaping those skulls (Without Space Dad helping. Aw, what?) except some of them are grabbing John Legend’s dick

The Superficial / January 27, 2014

It’s Gwyneth Paltrow Acting In Lingerie

“Would you fuck me? I’d fuc- Wait, I already used that joke.
Here’s the trailer for Thanks For Sharing, a romantic comedy starring Mark Ruffalo as a recovering sex addict who’s trying not to plow a yoga instructor played by Gwyneth Paltrow. Or something. Which makes absolutely zero sense because the last person a sex…

The Superficial / June 27, 2013

This Is Either Pink Or James Carville In A Bikini

Wait, does James Carville have bows tattooed below his ass cheeks? Then it’s definitely James Carville.
Photo: Fame/Flynet

The Superficial / February 26, 2013

Miley Cyrus & Pink Have The Same Haircut

Miley Cyrus probably thought she was going to be awesome showing off her new haircut at the VMAs last night except Pink showed up with the same exact one because apparently looking like Brigitte Nielsen (h/t Jill) is in this year, and now that’s all anyone’s talking about. So to help Miley out, here she…

The Superficial / September 7, 2012

GRAMMYS: So Pink was pretty much naked…

Because no one goes to her concerts, Pink shocked the Grammys audience by performing in a basically non-existent outfit while dangling dripping wet from the ceiling.
Except I’m kidding and these are just pics from the men’s high dive. Enjoy, ladies.
Photos: Getty…

The Superficial / February 1, 2010

So Freaking Hot: Best of September

In case you were in a coma for the entire month of September, here’s a look back at the Top 10 So Freaking Hot posts for the month. Feel free to catch up on what you missed, or relive the memory of getting fired for pretending the fax machine was Blake Lively’s breasts. Wait, I…

The Superficial / September 30, 2009

Pink seems like an interesting fellow

Here’s a practically naked Pink kicking off her tour at KeyArena in Seattle Tuesday night, and you have to respect a woman person for wearing an outfit with a sparkling 70s bush. And by respect I mean cry in the corner because you started to get an erection looking at Androgyno the Sequin Robot here.

The Superficial / September 17, 2009

Kelly Clarkson to Kanye: ‘What happened to you as a child?’

Kelly Clarkson hopped on her blog to tell Kanye West about himself:
Dear Kanye,
What happened to you as a child?? Did you not get hugged enough?? Something must have happened to make you this way and I think we’re all just curious as to what would make a grown man go on national televisio…

The Superficial / September 14, 2009

Pink calls Kanye West a ‘waste of skin’

Pink would like to wear Kanye West’s skin as a coat after the two recently attended a fashion show in Paris, according to The Sun:
“I was at STELLA McCARTNEY’s Paris fashion show with the vice president of People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, PAUL McCARTNEY and Kanye West.
“The entire time Kanye i…

The Superficial / June 1, 2009

Pink is NOT bisexual

Using her Twitter account, Pink shot down rumors she’s bisexual and sent out the following tweets. — Somebody, for the love of God, stop this thing. Will pay cash:
i just read that im bisexual. so 1991. good thing people write articles about me so i can get my facts str8. i mean straight. read…

The Superficial / May 4, 2009

Pink loves herself – literally

Pink debuted her latest video “Sober,” and before you guys flat line on me from reading those words, she has sexy sex with herself in it. Yup. In a ham-fisted allusion to masturbation, Pink drunkenly gets it on with a scantily-clad clone of herself while some other shit happens that probably makes sense to heroi…

The Superficial / November 29, 2008

Pink and Carey Hart are getting divorced

Pink and Carey Hart are calling it quits on their marriage. This explains the pic of Carey Hart getting friendly with the help at Tabu Ultra. Pink’s publicist Michael Schweitzer revealed the news to People this morning:
“Pink and Carey Hart have separated. This decision was made by best friends with a huge amount of…

The Superficial / February 19, 2008

Carey Hart is probably going to die

Motocross star and Pink’s husband Carey Hart partied with friends at the Tabu Ultra Lounge in Vegas over the weekend. Judging by this widely circulated photo of him with a flirty hostess, Carey will undoubtedly lose a testicle or three when he gets home. Although to be honest, I’m surprised he’s still alive. I alway…

The Superficial / February 18, 2008

Pink wears bikinis too

Pink was spotted at Miami beach in her bikini last week. At least I think it’s Pink. I suspect the photographer may have gotten his photos of Pink mixed up with his photos of, well, a dude. Isn’t there some unwritten rule against wearing a bikini if you look like this? She (he?) look…

Superficial / February 26, 2007