Posts tagged "Philadelphia Eagles"

Michael Vick Bails On Oprah

Michael Vick apparently wants to end up like all those dogs he murdered because he just bailed on his first post-prison interview with Oprah of all people. When reached for comment, she put on a Viking helmet and starting singing “I’m gonna fuck that boy uuuuuppp” in a opera singer voice. TMZ reports:
“After careful…

The Superficial / February 17, 2011