Posts tagged "Petra Nemcova"

And Now Back To ‘Wait, Is That A Nipple? Eh, Close Enough’

You can almost see Petra Nemcova’s nipples. Click on every pic so I don’t have to go back to Applebee’s!

The Superficial / May 21, 2015

Petra Nemcova wears lingerie, I plot Sean Penn’s death

These are shots of Petra Nemcova modeling the latest line of lingerie for La Senza which is Spanish for OlĂ©! As a responsible member of the media (not counting the Jennifer Love Hewitt post below) I shouldn’t say that I expect all women to look like this. Just the ones that will believe I’m a…

The Superficial / February 26, 2008

Petra Nemcova and Sean Penn: I don’t even know

Petra Nemcova and Sean Penn were spotted together at Elton John’s Oscar after-party. I was there and it was a blast until Jack Nicholson had sex with an ice sculpture. Then it was the greatest party known to man. Anyway, Petra used to date James Blunt and now she’s on to Sean Penn. I gue…

The Superficial / February 25, 2008

Petra Nemcova plays for the skins

Petra Nemcova poses topless for the latest ad campaign for Rampage jeans. She looks so good I’m tempted to buy a pair myself and go cruising the mall for chicks. The jeans look a little tight but that means I can show the ladies the “rampage” in my pants. Unless I black out from the…

The Superficial / February 12, 2008

Petra Nemcova is a blessing, a HOT blessing

While some celebrities are doing drugs, neglecting their kids and committing armed robbery, Petra Nemcova is just causing erections. How pure and refreshing is that? You’re having a rough day, your boss is on your case and, oh, here comes Petra – to give you a boner. Some might say she’s more of a…

The Superficial / September 19, 2007

James Blunt sold his sister on eBay

James Blunt tells British GQ that his sister couldn’t get to Ireland so his solution was to sell her on eBay. He says:
“I came back to the flat where my sister was staying and she was crying because she couldn’t get to a funeral in Ireland. The planes were on strike, the ferry…

Superficial / July 12, 2007

Petra Nemcova has horrible taste in men

Petra Nemcova, who recently broke up with James Blunt, rebounded with Paris Hilton’s ex Stavros Niarchos. The two were spotted making out at Bungalow 8 recently as they partied with Stavros’ friend Brandon Davis.
“She was grinding him,” our witness said. “It was pretty gross. I mean, he used to sleep with Paris.

Superficial / May 15, 2007

Petra Nemcova’s boob falling out


Petra Nemcova showed up to a party for Stella McCartney with her boob basically hanging out. And for some reason nobody around her seems to notice. Last I checked, proper etiquette for a situation like this is to drop you head, stare, and make honking noises as your pretend (or actually) squeeze them. Hmm,…

Superficial / May 4, 2007

Paris Hilton and James Blunt get it on

Looks like Paris Hilton has already split with Josh Henderson. She and James Blunt hooked up Wednesday night and were spotted making out at club Teddy’s. A source says:
“They were all over each other. They both ended up back at Paris’ house.”
I always wondered how James Blunt managed to score with Petra…

Superficial / April 20, 2007

James Blunt and Petra Nemcova split, Lindsay Lohan moves in


A rep for James Blunt confirms that he and Petra Nemcova split in February, though it was on amicable terms and they remain good friends. Additionally Blunt has recently been seen partying with the likes of Lindsay Lohan, and was spotted with her on numerous occasions in LA, including Teddy’s Wednesday night, then Lohan&#8217…

Superficial / March 27, 2007

Petra Nemcova and James Blunt hate their fans


Last Friday in Los Angeles James Blunt and Petra Nemcova reportedly ran over a guy’s foot who was trying to get their autograph. According to witnesses Blunt and Nemcova then drove off without even checking to see if the injured fan was okay (he wasn’t, he was rolled away on a gurney).
I’m guessing…

Superficial / February 26, 2007

Petra Nemcova and James Blunt break up


Petra Nemcova and James Blunt have reportedly broken up after Blunt allegedly cheated on her with a string of girls, including Australian TV presenter Tania Zaetta. A source tells Britain’s Mail:
“Rumours got back to Petra that James had been partying with loads of gorgeous girls in Ibiza over the summer. They had a…

Superficial / October 17, 2006

Petra Nemcova is naturally fat

In the wake of Madrid Fashion Week banning models who are too skinny, Petra Nemcova tells People magazine she’s naturally more curvy and struggles with her weight, even having to drop carbs and take laxatives to get down to her size zero.
“I went through so many diets in my life. I’ve been very,…

Superficial / September 21, 2006

Jessica Simpson dates Quasimodo

People magazine reports that Jessica Simpson is dating John Mayer despite the scientific evidence suggesting he may, in fact, be the ugliest man on Earth.
“She’s tiptoeing back into the dating world,” a source tells People. “It’s the first stage. She’s never been happier.”
I can’t tell if this is worse than James Blunt dating

Superficial / August 30, 2006

Petra Nemcova and James Blunt are still together

Petra Nemcova and James Blunt were spotted in Prague, suggesting Petra might actually be taking this thing seriously. Which is impossible, because James Blunt looks like this. And if something like that can get with Petra Nemcova what’s the point of being outrageously sexy anymore? I might as well just run around in a…

Superficial / July 24, 2006

Bruce Willis and Petra Nemcova might be dating

Bruce Willis has been desperately trying to get Petra Nemcova’s number and finally got it after he donated a ton of money to her charity. Since then, the two have been keeping in touch and Petra has told her friends, “He’s been really sweet to me, but I wouldn’t call it dating.” But in stereotypical…

Superficial / February 27, 2006

Courtney Love denies pregnancy

Courtney Love has denied reports that she’s pregnant with Steve Coogan’s baby and her management has released an official statement saying, “Courtney Love wishes to make it clear that she denies recent stories suggesting she is pregnant or has had a relationship with Steve Coogan. She confirms that she and Steve are good friends and…

Superficial / August 23, 2005

Petra Nemcova Survives Tsunami

Czech supermodel Petra Nemcova arrived in Prague on Saturay for further treatment after being injured in the Asian tsunami. Nemcova was vacationing in Thailand with her boyfriend, photographer Simon Atlee, when the waves swept through their beach hut. She reportedly clung to a tree for eight hours as the water swirled around her and ha…

Superficial / January 10, 2005