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Chloe Sevigny hates directors. [Lainey Gossip]

Chris Brown got kicked off a private plane. [Dlisted]

Courtney Stodden’s pregnancy might be some Maury shit. [TMZ]

Robert Shapiro tried on the O.J. glove before O.J. did. [Newser]

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And Now Back To ‘Wait, Is That A Nipple? Eh, Close Enough’

You can almost see Petra Nemcova’s nipples. Click on every pic so I don’t have to go back to Applebee’s! More »

Petra Nemcova wears lingerie, I plot Sean Penn’s death

These are shots of Petra Nemcova modeling the latest line of lingerie for La Senza which is Spanish for Olé! As a responsible member of the media (not counting the Jennifer Love Hewitt post below) I shouldn’t say that I expect all women to look like this. Just the ones that will believe I’m a… More »

Petra Nemcova and Sean Penn: I don’t even know

Petra Nemcova and Sean Penn were spotted together at Elton John’s Oscar after-party. I was there and it was a blast until Jack Nicholson had sex with an ice sculpture. Then it was the greatest party known to man. Anyway, Petra used to date James Blunt and now she’s on to Sean Penn. I guess… More »

Petra Nemcova plays for the skins

Petra Nemcova poses topless for the latest ad campaign for Rampage jeans. She looks so good I’m tempted to buy a pair myself and go cruising the mall for chicks. The jeans look a little tight but that means I can show the ladies the “rampage” in my pants. Unless I black out from the… More »

Petra Nemcova is a blessing, a HOT blessing

While some celebrities are doing drugs, neglecting their kids and committing armed robbery, Petra Nemcova is just causing erections. How pure and refreshing is that? You’re having a rough day, your boss is on your case and, oh, here comes Petra – to give you a boner. Some might say she’s more of… More »

James Blunt sold his sister on eBay

James Blunt tells British GQ that his sister couldn’t get to Ireland so his solution was to sell her on eBay. He says:

“I came back to the flat where my sister was staying and she was crying because she couldn’t get to a funeral in Ireland. The planes were on strike,… More »

Petra Nemcova has horrible taste in men

Petra Nemcova, who recently broke up with James Blunt, rebounded with Paris Hilton’s ex Stavros Niarchos. The two were spotted making out at Bungalow 8 recently as they partied with Stavros’ friend Brandon Davis.

“She was grinding him,” our witness said. “It was pretty gross. I mean, he used to sleep… More »

Petra Nemcova’s boob falling out

Petra Nemcova showed up to a party for Stella McCartney with her boob basically hanging out. And for some reason nobody around her seems to notice. Last I checked, proper etiquette for a situation like this is to drop you head, stare, and make honking noises as your pretend (or actually) squeeze them. More »

Paris Hilton and James Blunt get it on

Looks like Paris Hilton has already split with Josh Henderson. She and James Blunt hooked up Wednesday night and were spotted making out at club Teddy’s. A source says:

“They were all over each other. They both ended up back at Paris’ house.”

I always wondered how James Blunt managed to… More »

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