Because nothing quite heals the wounds of getting dumped by your wife like plowing a Megan Fox lookalike, here’s Pete Wentz with his girlfriend Meagan Camper on Justin Bieber’s turfMore »


“Thank you! And you’re baby is so cute, too. Have you used him to make a little emo bitch cry yet? Ohmygod, it’s adorable.”

Because I enjoy a… More »

“Want to hear the most annoying sound in the world? EHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.”

Ashlee Simpson might have ended her marriage with Pete Wentz to bang his best friend, but that… More »

Former Chiodos lead singer Craig Owens was found by Pete Wentz who pretty much handed him project after project as the two became close friends. Which is why it’s hilarious… More »


From the minute the papers were filed, Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz’s divorce had been pinned entirely on Pete touring with a new band while Ashlee sat a home with… More »

As people begin to remember Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz still exist, details surrounding their divorce have been pouring in like the fudge fountain in Jessica Simpson’s house, only with… More »

Ashlee Simpson Filed For Divorce

To the surprise of absolutely no one, Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz’s marriage didn’t work out which means she’s free to follow in her sister’s footsteps and become a farting… More »


Pete Wentz is a Great Dad

Call me old-fashioned, but I’m pretty sure you’re never supposed to carry a child by the butthole. I understand Pete Wentz has a coffee in one hand, but is gripping… More »

Because he’s a bearded coffee drinker now, Pete Wentz is apparently done with Fall Out Boy, according to his blog:

to make it perfectly clear.
i dont know… More »

- Jude Law and Sienna Miller should probably not wear swimwear together. [Lainey Gossip]

- Tyra Banks is quitting her talk show already. She knows she’s not Oprah,… More »


Ashlee Simpson celebrated her 25th birthday at Wet Republic on Saturday with Pete Wentz and Jessica Simpson in tow. Personally, I’m surprised these pics don’t include Jessica palming the… More »

- Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson campaign for marriage equality by putting tape over their mouths. Is it because they’re both women? I’m confused. [Pink is the NewMore »