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Pete Wentz Has Sex With This. Your God Is A Lie.

Because nothing quite heals the wounds of getting dumped by your wife like plowing a Megan Fox lookalike, here’s Pete Wentz with his girlfriend Meagan Camper on Justin Bieber’s turf yesterday. Which is also a reminder that being rich not only places you above the law, but lets you have sex with women so far… More »

Ashlee Simpson is Drunk Dialing Pete Wentz Now

“Thank you! And you’re baby is so cute, too. Have you used him to make a little emo bitch cry yet? Ohmygod, it’s adorable.”

Because I enjoy a good Ashlee Simpson makes Pete Wentz cry tale as much as the next male knitting guild champ, here’s a little yarn about Ashlee taking after… More »

Ashlee Simpson Felt Sorry For Pete Wentz, So She Toyed With His Emotions

“Want to hear the most annoying sound in the world? EHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.”

Ashlee Simpson might have ended her marriage with Pete Wentz to bang his best friend, but that doesn’t mean she doesn’t still care about him. So like a kind, loving friend she hung out with him over the weekend knowing full well… More »

Ashlee Simpson is Banging Pete Wentz’s Best Friend

Former Chiodos lead singer Craig Owens was found by Pete Wentz who pretty much handed him project after project as the two became close friends. Which is why it’s hilarious that Craig decided to thank Pete by banging Ashlee Simpson within days of their divorce thus proving the universe was eventually going to get around… More »

Pete Wentz: ‘Ashlee Simpson Wouldn’t Stop Partying’

From the minute the papers were filed, Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz’s divorce had been pinned entirely on Pete touring with a new band while Ashlee sat a home with the baby. Now his friends are coming forward and saying it was actually Ashlee who was out late partying for months with a “crew of… More »

Ashlee Simpson Divorced Pete Wentz To Stop Him From Touring

As people begin to remember Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz still exist, details surrounding their divorce have been pouring in like the fudge fountain in Jessica Simpson’s house, only with less marshmallows, gummy bears and Canadian bacon. While the general consensus is Pete doesn’t want the divorce, RadarOnline reports that it may just be a… More »

Ashlee Simpson Filed For Divorce

To the surprise of absolutely no one, Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz’s marriage didn’t work out which means she’s free to follow in her sister’s footsteps and become a farting brickhouse of desperation. Thank God. TMZ reports:

In documents filed in L.A. County Superior Court, Simpson cites “irreconcilable differences” as the reason for… More »

Pete Wentz is a Great Dad

Call me old-fashioned, but I’m pretty sure you’re never supposed to carry a child by the butthole. I understand Pete Wentz has a coffee in one hand, but is gripping Bronx Mowgli by the ass-cheek really the best way to transport a toddler across the street? Because that just seems like a warning sign to… More »

Pete Wentz got kicked out of Fall Out Boy

Because he’s a bearded coffee drinker now, Pete Wentz is apparently done with Fall Out Boy, according to his blog:

to make it perfectly clear.
i dont know the future of fall out boy. its embarrassing to say one thing and then have the future dictate another. as far as i know fall… More »

The Wentz’s abuse their child with their dumb faces and other news

- Jude Law and Sienna Miller should probably not wear swimwear together. [Lainey Gossip]

- Tyra Banks is quitting her talk show already. She knows she’s not Oprah, right? Tell me someone’s said that to her. [PopEater]

- Pamela Anderson’s breasts should never be examined up close. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

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Ashlee Simpson’s Vegas Pool Party

Ashlee Simpson celebrated her 25th birthday at Wet Republic on Saturday with Pete Wentz and Jessica Simpson in tow. Personally, I’m surprised these pics don’t include Jessica palming the entire cake into her mouth after spending an entire day with her increasingly thinner little sister who can actually find acting work. That’s a depression… More »

Pete Wentz & Ashlee Simpson fight bigotry. I think.

- Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson campaign for marriage equality by putting tape over their mouths. Is it because they’re both women? I’m confused. [Pink is the New Blog]

- Chastity Bono is getting a sex change operation. No! Then she’ll figure out we’re obsessed with breasts. Dammit, years of stealth operations… More »

Ashlee Simpson starts shit with Michelle Trachtenberg

Ashlee Simpson went on the drunken offensive Monday night when Pete Wentz and she sat next to his ex Michelle Trachtenberg at the DJ Hero party. Things were cordial until Ashlee turned into Bourbon She-Ra. Then the shit was on. Page Six reports:

“Things got out of control,” an insider was quoted. An… More »

Pete Wentz parties with strippers while Ashlee stays home with the baby

While Ashlee Simpson was flying home and Twittering pics of Bronx Mowgli earlier this week, Pete Wentz was partying it up with strippers in Vegas. Star reports:

The Fall Out Boy bassist — who was without his wife of nearly one year — partied hard with about 50 band members, dancers and pals (including… More »

Ashlee Simpson & Pete Wentz sure shut you up

Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz decided to dispel rumors their marriage is on the rocks by making out onstage at the MTV Australia Music Awards today. And, damn, they sure showed us. I mean, that’s totally the face of a man who doesn’t look like he’s getting kissed by his grandmother. I’m convinced.

Photos:… More »

Ashlee Simpson wonders when her baby will turn to the Douche Side

Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz were spotted flying into Heathrow and Manchester airports yesterday with baby Bronx Mowgli. I didn’t know you could catch connecting flights into obscurity, but apparently these two pulled it off. Kudos.

Photos: FlynetMore »

Pete Wentz: ‘Someone is going to murder me’

In an interview with the Daily Mail, Pete Wentz reveals a deep-seated fear that someone he knows is going to murder him. Even more crazy is the second sentence that has to make Ashlee Simpson feel so awesome about birthing this dude’s child:

I refuse to answer my front door because I’m convinced someone… More »

Pete Wentz & Ashlee Simpson will attempt to act on CSI:NY

Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson will play “Bonnie and Clyde wannabes” on an upcoming episode of CSI:NY. Entertainment Weekly reports:

Sources confirm to me exclusively that ubiquitous real-life couple Ashlee Simpson-Wentz and Pete Wentz just closed a deal to guest star on CSI: NY.
A show spokesperson declined to comment, but I’m told the… More »

Pete Wentz hates being synonymous with ‘douchebag’

Seen here with a post-pregnancy Ashlee Simpson on New Year’s Eve, Pete Wentz laments about his current online reputation as the baggiest douche of all douches, according to the latest issue of Blender:

“I was letting the blogs get to me. It’s semi-frustrating when your name actually becomes a synonym for douche bag. I’m… More »

Ashlee Simpson & Pete Wentz unveil Bronx Mowgli

Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz unveiled their future axe-murder Bronx Mowgli Wentz in a holiday card on their website Friends or This only further proves my theory that Ashlee Simpson is dead. I mean, talk about classic textbook murder. If I’ve seen it once, I’ve seen it a thousand times:

Boy… More »

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