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Courtney Stodden’s Cartoon Tits Hate PetSmart Now Or Some Shit

Here’s Courtney Stodden in a pool of blood, and no, Doug’s never been so hard in his life. More »

Courtney Stodden’s Cartoon Boobs Went To Comic-Con

Courtney Stodden Wore A Lettuce Bikini

Here’s Courtney Stodden’s giant implants in a lettuce bikini handing out free veggie dogs at a PETA event in Hollywood yesterday because animals? It’s not important. What is important is that Courtney has taken the next step in her career and is now on par with such famous celebrities as that chick with the weirdMore »

Good Morning, British Kate Upton, And Other News

- Paris Hilton got signed to Cash Money. Why the fuck would you do that? [Lainey Gossip]

- Nicole Kidman wore the dress Anne Hathaway abandoned to look like Nipple Nipplestein. [Dlisted]

– This pretty much sums up the Xbox One. [theCHIVE]

- The Great Bob Saget Topanga WarMore »

Happy Thanksgiving! Here’s Courtney Stodden Naked Holding A Turkey

From all two of us at The Superficial, have a safe and Happy Thanksgiving, America! (You other countries with your commie socialized medicine can eat a pilgrim dick.) Also, be sure to carve your turkey with both implants pressed firmly against it which I’m almost positive is the public service message of these Courtney StoddenMore »


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- Ben Affleck’s interview in The Hollywood Reporter is apparently great, so just assume it includes a detailed account and pictures of him banging Blake Lively. [Lainey Gossip]

– Redheads Breasts – Self-Esteem = Thursdays at [theCHIVE]

- Leona Lewis may have misunderstood the spanking… More »

Khloe Kardashian’s Quitting PETA Because Of The Flour Bomber

“It’s just me and my board from here on out.”

If you’re wondering what’s going to happen next in the exciting adventure of “Who Flour Bombed Kim Kardashian?” put a fucking gun in your mouth and kill yourself. And while those people do that, here’s Khloe Kardashian announcing she’s quitting PETA because the… More »

Olivia Munn Got Naked For PETA Again

After her last campaign inexplicably worked, which had to be a first for PETA, Olivia Munn debuted another nude ad yesterday because apparently she’s going to keep getting naked until every animal on the planet is safe from harm if not seated in positions of power throughout our government.


Those PETA Stamps Sure Look Prestigious

There was a big to-do earlier in the month over Natalie Portman being featured on a new PETA postage stamp, so here’s Pamela Anderson who also has her own PETA stamp taking the prestige entirely out of that accomplishment. And if you’re asking yourself, did she walk around pretending to lick a really giant stamp? More »

Olivia Munn’s Nakedness Saved The Elephants

When Olivia Munn posed nude for PETA (above) last year, I laughed it off as the blatant, self-serving publicity stunt it still is, especially when she showed up to the unveiling wearing leather boots like a goddamn idiot. Except it turns out the campaign actually worked, prompting federal investigators to fine Ringling Bros. and Barnum… More »

What The Hell Did PETA Do To My Kelly Brook’s Face?

Here’s Kelly Brook posing for PETA as some sort of snakewoman to stop.. snake abuse? (Way too late for that. Adding… really? Snakes? We’re protecting snakes now?) And if you’re wondering why they had to Photoshop the ever-living crap out of it, that’s because PETA let resident vegetarian Bryan Adams – Yes, that Bryan Adams. More »

Elisabetta Canalis Gets Naked For PETA

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Here is a behind-the-scenes look at Elisabetta Canalis posing for a PETA campaign. Normally these shots don’t come out until they cover the star up in some clever way that makes you feel guilty about having intelligence and being at the top of the food chain, so you can’t… More »

Justin Bieber’s Mom Hates Him

Justin Bieber’s mom manages his entire career. Which is why it’s no surprise that after being caught on a private yacht with Selena Gomez, he’s been forced to introduce cartoon movies at the Golden Globes and star in PETA ads about saving puppies. At this point, she might as well send him to public school… More »

Ochocinco is Engaged. Also, Naked.

I’m all kinds of confusing today.

In a double-whammy to Kim Kardashian, NFL superstar Chad Ochocinco not only hates fur, but just took himself off the market by announcing his engagement this morning. Us Magazine reports:

He announced that he is engaged to model Evelyn Lozada on Ryan Seacrest’s KIIS FM… More »

Alec Baldwin is a Visionary

Much like Sean Penn, Alec Baldwin might be a violent, short-tempered celebrity who does more harm than good to liberal causes, but I’ll be damned if the man doesn’t have ideas. Specifically ones that end with Blake Lively getting naked. StarPulse reports:

The vegetarian actor, who is a big supporter of the animal… More »

Lady GaGa’s Meat Bikini

I should probably apologize for that headline because it implies something entirely different, but yet doesn’t at the same time because here’s Lady Gaga in an actual meat bikini for the latest issue of Vogue Hommes Japan. Of course, it’s supposed to be shocking and so “GaGa Gooey,” a gay publicist might say, but the… More »

Pamela Anderson in a Bikini for PETA

Here’s a computer-generated image of what Pamela Anderson might have looked like 15 years ago urging you to believe animals are just like people because PETA has to come up with crazy shit every month or they stop getting donations to pay their employees for not respecting the food chain: … More »

Olivia Munn wears leather boots to PETA event

Olivia Munn unveiled her new PETA billboard today where reader David Garrett noticed something odd about Olivia’s footwear:

I went to the PETA Protest today (4/27) in Los Angeles against Circus Elephants featuring Olivia Munn. It appears Olivia is wearing leather boots. I yelled out, “Are those boots leather?” but the PETA peopleMore »

Olivia Munn gets naked for elephants

Olivia Munn posed “nude” for PETA recently because she hates the joy of children laughing at the circus:

“When you look at something like the circus and everyone’s laughing and there’s color and there’s music and everything seems so great, but when you go right behind that door and they’re in these crates… More »

Stephanie Pratt gets naked for bunnies and other news

- Scott Baio only teabags the government now. [PopEater]

- Larry King’s wife’s manstress speaks. [Dlisted]

- Jennifer Lopez claims she’s done with her diva days. [Lainey Gossip]

- Brooklyn Decker is doing it wrong. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Fergie’s man-cleavage makes an appearance. [HollywoodTuna]

- Doutzen KroesMore »

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