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Courtney Stodden’s Cartoon Tits Hate PetSmart Now Or Some Shit

Here’s Courtney Stodden in a pool of blood, and no, Doug’s never been so hard in his life. More »

Courtney Stodden’s Cartoon Boobs Went To Comic-Con

Courtney Stodden Wore A Lettuce Bikini

Here’s Courtney Stodden’s giant implants in a lettuce bikini handing out free veggie dogs at a PETA event in Hollywood yesterday because animals? It’s not important. What is important is that Courtney has taken the next step in her career and is now on par with such famous celebrities as that chick with the weirdMore »

Good Morning, British Kate Upton, And Other News

- Paris Hilton got signed to Cash Money. Why the fuck would you do that? [Lainey Gossip]

- Nicole Kidman wore the dress Anne Hathaway abandoned to look like Nipple Nipplestein. [Dlisted]

– This pretty much sums up the Xbox One. [theCHIVE]

- The Great Bob Saget Topanga WarMore »

Happy Thanksgiving! Here’s Courtney Stodden Naked Holding A Turkey

From all two of us at The Superficial, have a safe and Happy Thanksgiving, America! (You other countries with your commie socialized medicine can eat a pilgrim dick.) Also, be sure to carve your turkey with both implants pressed firmly against it which I’m almost positive is the public service message of these Courtney StoddenMore »


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- Ben Affleck’s interview in The Hollywood Reporter is apparently great, so just assume it includes a detailed account and pictures of him banging Blake Lively. [Lainey Gossip]

– Redheads Breasts – Self-Esteem = Thursdays at [theCHIVE]

- Leona Lewis may have misunderstood the spanking… More »

Khloe Kardashian’s Quitting PETA Because Of The Flour Bomber

“It’s just me and my board from here on out.”

If you’re wondering what’s going to happen next in the exciting adventure of “Who Flour Bombed Kim Kardashian?” put a fucking gun in your mouth and kill yourself. And while those people do that, here’s Khloe Kardashian announcing she’s quitting PETA because the… More »

Olivia Munn Got Naked For PETA Again

After her last campaign inexplicably worked, which had to be a first for PETA, Olivia Munn debuted another nude ad yesterday because apparently she’s going to keep getting naked until every animal on the planet is safe from harm if not seated in positions of power throughout our government.


Those PETA Stamps Sure Look Prestigious

There was a big to-do earlier in the month over Natalie Portman being featured on a new PETA postage stamp, so here’s Pamela Anderson who also has her own PETA stamp taking the prestige entirely out of that accomplishment. And if you’re asking yourself, did she walk around pretending to lick a really giant stamp? More »

Olivia Munn’s Nakedness Saved The Elephants

When Olivia Munn posed nude for PETA (above) last year, I laughed it off as the blatant, self-serving publicity stunt it still is, especially when she showed up to the unveiling wearing leather boots like a goddamn idiot. Except it turns out the campaign actually worked, prompting federal investigators to fine Ringling Bros. and Barnum… More »

What The Hell Did PETA Do To My Kelly Brook’s Face?

Here’s Kelly Brook posing for PETA as some sort of snakewoman to stop.. snake abuse? (Way too late for that. Adding… really? Snakes? We’re protecting snakes now?) And if you’re wondering why they had to Photoshop the ever-living crap out of it, that’s because PETA let resident vegetarian Bryan Adams – Yes, that Bryan Adams. More »

Elisabetta Canalis Gets Naked For PETA

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Here is a behind-the-scenes look at Elisabetta Canalis posing for a PETA campaign. Normally these shots don’t come out until they cover the star up in some clever way that makes you feel guilty about having intelligence and being at the top of the food chain, so you can’t… More »

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