Posts tagged "Penn State"

Why NBC Is An Asshole For Airing Dottie Sandusky Interview

During the Woody Allen kerfuffle that everyone forgot (along with the Bill Cosby one which coincidentally also involved Matt Lauer shitting on victims), child abuse investigator Patrick Perion wrote a depressingly informative post about the state of child abuse forensics in the 90s which more…
By: The Superficial / March 13, 2014

Jerry Sandusky’s Wife Says He’s Innocent, Victims Were ‘Manipulated’ For Money

"How's the raping today, Mr. and Mrs. Sandusky?" "Oh, it's fine. Just fine. Looks like rain today." Because denial is a hell of a drug, Dottie Sandusky showed her face on TODAY where she not only claimed Jerry Sandusky is innocent of the 45 charges of child molestation he was found…
By: The Superficial / March 12, 2014

Joe Paterno’s Wins Vacated From The Record Books, Statue Pulled Down

"I survived the Batman shooting for this? Goddammit, dad..." After the Freeh Report hit, even the most die-hard of Joe Paterno fans remained quiet in light of damning evidence that showed he not only went along with "humanely" allowing Jerry Sandusky to walk free to protect the university but also knew of…
By: The Superficial / July 23, 2012

There’s A Plane Flying Over Penn State Threatening To Tear Down Joe Paterno’s Statue

Presumably in response to reports that Penn State will not remove Joe Paterno's statue despite the Freeh Report exposing his role in allowing convicted child rapist and former assistant coach Jerry Sandusky to roam free to avoid bad publicity, a plane is circling over Penn State University right now with a banner…
By: The Superficial / July 17, 2012

Penn State Won’t Remove Joe Paterno’s Statue

"Wait, didn't this guy let a bunch of kids get raped?" "Only poor ones. Now quit slouching." Thanks to the Freeh Report, we now know Joe Paterno and Penn State officials consciously made a decision to allow a known pedophile to roam free in order to protect the university's reputation. It wa…
By: The Superficial / July 16, 2012

Nike Pulls Joe Paterno’s Name Off Day Care Center. Probably A Good Idea.

Apparently there's a day care center named after Joe Paterno at Nike's World Headquarters (above), or at least there was until today's Freeh Report which confirmed what most people already suspected about Paterno's involvement in putting Penn State's reputation above protecting child rape victims from Jerry Sandusky. Nike is pulling hi…
By: The Superficial / July 12, 2012

And There Goes Joe Paterno’s Legacy

If you've been following the Penn State/Jerry Sandusky over the past few days, you may have noticed Joe Paterno's family basically losing it in the media over the Freeh Report, an investigation by former FBI director Louis Freeh into why Penn State dropped the ball on reporting Sandusky to authorities. So…
By: The Superficial / July 12, 2012

Joe Paterno’s Dead (1926 – 2012)

"Wait. Is that a small boy trying to touch me? C'MON." Where do I even begin? Back in November, at the age of 85, legendary Penn State football coach Joe Paterno was fired after a grand jury testimony revealed that former defensive coordinator Jerry Sandusky was basically using Penn State football facilities a…
By: The Superficial / January 23, 2012

Jerry Sandusky Was Teaching Those Boys How To Shower, You Guys

Jerry Sandusky's current lawyer has already done everything wrong from letting his client do horribly incriminating interviews to waiving a preliminary hearing, that Carlisle, Pa. attorney Karl Rominger had to join the defense to get things back in order. Except Karl Rominger is also a right wing, gun nut AM radio personality,…
By: The Superficial / December 16, 2011

Who Keeps Bailing Jerry Sandusky Out Of Jail?

Answer: Why his wife, of course. Via TMZ: The records show Sandusky's wife forked over a $50k personal check ... in addition to Jerry using $200,000 in real estate holdings to post the bail. It's not clear if/when Jerry was released from custody. For those of you don't know, Jerry Sandusky wa…
By: The Superficial / December 8, 2011

Police: ‘Mike McQueary Never Called Us’

"So about the other day when I let you get raped, I had this really bad heartburn..." Earlier in the week, Penn State assistant coach Mike McQueary sent out emails to friends claiming that despite what the grand jury report said, he did stop Jerry Sandusky from raping a 10-year-old boy -…
By: The Superficial / November 17, 2011

Mike McQueary: ‘I Did Stop The Rape’

"Hey, remember how you used child rape to get this job? Go get me an oatmeal." Realizing that the grand jury report makes it look like he let a child get raped because he was afraid of losing his job so he called his daddy instead, Mike McQueary has sent out emails to friend…
By: The Superficial / November 16, 2011

Joe Paterno Sold His House To His Wife For $1 Before Sandusky Scandal Broke

In fairness, he also offered to sell me this stadium for a buffalo nickel. If there was ever any doubt that Joe Paterno wasn't aware of his former defensive coordinator, and almost successor, Jerry Sandusky's continual and repeated rape of young boys, The New York Times is reporting that in July,…
By: The Superficial / November 16, 2011

Jerry Sandusky’s Lawyer: ‘Mike McQueary Is Lying’

Following Jerry Sandusky's interview with Bob Costas last night where he declared his innocence - More on that in a minute - his lawyer appeared on The Today Show this morning and basically called Mike McQueary a liar along while asserting they've made contact with the young boy who McQueary claim…
By: The Superficial / November 15, 2011

Jerry Sandusky Still Pulling A Pension From Penn State And Other Horsesh*t

Jesus fucking Christ... [Ed. Note: Before I start shitting on anyone who puts football above not letting children get raped, included in this gallery are photos from the massive crowd of Penn State students who held a candlelight vigil Friday night for the victims of Jerry Sandusky. And while I can't really know everyone'…
By: The Superficial / November 14, 2011

First Photo of Jerry Sandusky Since Scandal Broke, And He’s At An Airport. Oh, Good.

Mel Gibson's embarrassed for us. UPDATE: So this was NOT Jerry Sandusky (Hence Mel.), however, TMZ claims a "Gerald Sandusky" did board the plane because they're Chunk from The Goonies now. "Okay, so Michael Jackson didn't stop at my house to use the bathroom -- but his sister did!" In the…
By: The Superficial / November 14, 2011

Penn State Worried About Mike McQueary’s Safety Now, Won’t Coach This Weekend

Penn State may have dropped the ball in making sure little kids weren't systematically raped for over a decade, but by golly, they're going to make sure a former quarterback who could've physically stopped at least one of those rapes is kept from harm's way. The Patriot News reports: "Due to multiple threat…
By: The Superficial / November 11, 2011

Mike McQueary Coaching Penn State Saturday, Meanwhile Sandusky Allegedly Pimped His Victims

Uh, you guys, I think I found where they hid the boy rape. (Psst. The jacket.) So welcome to the moment where this whole Penn State debacle gets even worse. First, let's start with Mike McQueary who witnessed Jerry Sandusky sodomizing a 10-year-old boy in the shower and decided calling his dad…
By: The Superficial / November 10, 2011

Joe Paterno Fired For Real This Time,
A.K.A. ‘Scapegoated’ In Moron Talk

"You saw 10-year-olds raped in the shower? -- Ah, well. So, listen, on this next play..." While Photo Boy stuffs the site full of Victoria's Secret Fashion Show pics, let's take a minute to check in on ol' Joe Paterno who announced his retirement yesterday and planned to finish the rest of…
By: The Superficial / November 10, 2011

Joe Paterno Is ‘Retiring’ Now

"Had I known stopping a man from raping small boys would have affected me personally down the road, I probably would've done a little more," is what's about to be said here. After early reports tipped Penn State's hand and revealed they were planning to remove Joe Paterno over his piss-poor handling of…
By: The Superficial / November 9, 2011
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