During the Woody Allen kerfuffle that everyone forgot (along with the Bill Cosby one which coincidentally also involved Matt Lauer shitting on victims), child abuse investigator Patrick Perion wrote a depressingly informative post about the state of child abuse forensics in the 90s which more than likely benefited Woody Allen. And now he’s back with… More »
“How’s the raping today, Mr. and Mrs. Sandusky?”
“Oh, it’s fine. Just fine. Looks like rain today.”
“I survived the Batman shooting for this? Goddammit, dad…”
After the Freeh Report hit, even the most die-hard of Joe Paterno fans remained quiet in light of damning evidence that showed he not only went along with “humanely” allowing Jerry Sandusky to walk free to protect the university but also knew of a… More »
Presumably in response to reports that Penn State will not remove Joe Paterno’s statue despite the Freeh Report exposing his role in allowing convicted child rapist and former assistant coach Jerry Sandusky to roam free to avoid bad publicity, a plane is circling over Penn State University right now with a banner that reads “Take… More »
“Wait, didn’t this guy let a bunch of kids get raped?”
“Only poor ones. Now quit slouching.”
Thanks to the Freeh Report, we now know Joe Paterno and Penn State officials consciously made a decision to allow a known pedophile to roam free in order to protect the university’s reputation. It was… More »
Apparently there’s a day care center named after Joe Paterno at Nike’s World Headquarters (above), or at least there was until today’s Freeh Report which confirmed what most people already suspected about Paterno’s involvement in putting Penn State’s reputation above protecting child rape victims from Jerry Sandusky. Nike is pulling his name off the building… More »
If you’ve been following the Penn State/Jerry Sandusky over the past few days, you may have noticed Joe Paterno’s family basically losing it in the media over the Freeh Report, an investigation by former FBI director Louis Freeh into why Penn State dropped the ball on reporting Sandusky to authorities. So either Paterno’s family had… More »
“Wait. Is that a small boy trying to touch me? C’MON.”
Where do I even begin? Back in November, at the age of 85, legendary Penn State football coach Joe Paterno was fired after a grand jury testimony revealed that former defensive coordinator Jerry Sandusky was basically using Penn State football facilities as… More »
Jerry Sandusky’s current lawyer has already done everything wrong from letting his client do horribly incriminating interviews to waiving a preliminary hearing, that Carlisle, Pa. attorney Karl Rominger had to join the defense to get things back in order. Except Karl Rominger is also a right wing, gun nut AM radio personality, so of course… More »
Answer: Why his wife, of course.
The records show Sandusky’s wife forked over a $50k personal check … in addition to Jerry using $200,000 in real estate holdings to post the bail. It’s not clear if/when Jerry was released from custody.
For those of you don’t know,… More »
“So about the other day when I let you get raped, I had this really bad heartburn…”
Earlier in the week, Penn State assistant coach Mike McQueary sent out emails to friends claiming that despite what the grand jury report said, he did stop Jerry Sandusky from raping a 10-year-old boy – But… More »
“Hey, remember how you used child rape to get this job? Go get me an oatmeal.”
In fairness, he also offered to sell me this stadium for a buffalo nickel.
If there was ever any doubt that Joe Paterno wasn’t aware of his former defensive coordinator, and almost successor, Jerry Sandusky’s continual and repeated rape of young boys, The New York Times is reporting that in July, just months… More »
Following Jerry Sandusky’s interview with Bob Costas last night where he declared his innocence – More on that in a minute – his lawyer appeared on The Today Show this morning and basically called Mike McQueary a liar along while asserting they’ve made contact with the young boy who McQueary claims to have seen being… More »
Jesus fucking Christ…
[Ed. Note: Before I start shitting on anyone who puts football above not letting children get raped, included in this gallery are photos from the massive crowd of Penn State students who held a candlelight vigil Friday night for the victims of Jerry Sandusky. And while I can’t really know… More »
Mel Gibson’s embarrassed for us.
UPDATE: So this was NOT Jerry Sandusky (Hence Mel.), however, TMZ claims a “Gerald Sandusky” did board the plane because they’re Chunk from The Goonies now. “Okay, so Michael Jackson didn’t stop at my house to use the bathroom — but his sister did!” In the meantime, I… More »
Penn State may have dropped the ball in making sure little kids weren’t systematically raped for over a decade, but by golly, they’re going to make sure a former quarterback who could’ve physically stopped at least one of those rapes is kept from harm’s way. The Patriot News reports:
“Due to multiple threats… More »
Uh, you guys, I think I found where they hid the boy rape. (Psst. The jacket.)
So welcome to the moment where this whole Penn State debacle gets even worse. First, let’s start with Mike McQueary who witnessed Jerry Sandusky sodomizing a 10-year-old boy in the shower and decided calling his dad for… More »