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Penelope Cruz & Vanessa Hudgens: ‘Pirates of the Caribbean’ Premiere

There are exactly two things people are going to talk about regarding last night’s Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides premiere: Did anyone even ask for this movie? Penelope Cruz’s cleavage, and How hard can Johnny Depp sell out? Vanessa Hudgens’ outfit. Which is a shame considering one of these chicks isn’t even in… More »

GOLDEN GLOBES: How many f-cking people were at this thing?

And here’s one last pass through the Golden Globes before I lose my shit and firebomb an orphanage:

Jennifer Aniston does a bang-up job of diffusing those Gerard Butler rumors by showing him her vagina on the red carpet.
Anna Paquin who got robbed for Best Actress despite not being afraid to… More »

Penelope Cruz in a bikini

Before jetting off to Rome for the premiere of Nine yesterday, Penelope Cruz and Javier Bardem hit the beach in Brazil where they attempted to set a new world’s record in grab-assing. They’ll of course have to compete with the time I convinced Kim Kardashian I was the President of Reality TV and basically… More »

Jennifer Connelly is nipplely and other news

- Matt Damon and Brad Pitt tell an Italian reporter George Clooney is gay. Nakedness ensues. [PopEater]

- Kate Hudson’s lack of breasts has its advantages. [Lainey Gossip]

- Jaleel White has an entourage who feel they’re entitled to things besides laughter and a high five from Reginald VelJohnson. [Celebslam]

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Elizabeth Banks: Crazed diva?

- Elizabeth Banks is the new Sharon Stone? So, when do we get to see her vagina? Seriously, give me a date. I’ll make time. [Lainey Gossip]

- Britney Spears will perform on the season finale of American Idol – because God hates you. True story. [Allie is Wired]

- Evangeline Lilly needs… More »

The Most Important People Ever. (Until about noon-ish.)

Here are the most important actors of the moment despite the fact not one of them has been a guest star on Lost. Try and figure that one out. Anyway, the winners of the 81st Annual Academy Awards:

Best Actress: Kate Winslet, The Reader
Best Supporting Actress: Penelope Cruz, Vicky Cristina Barcelona
Best Actor:More »

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