Posts tagged "Paz de la Huerta"

These Are Without A Doubt The Sexiest Bikini Photos We’ve Ever Posted

Pregnant, smoking, and a horribly misshapen ass from all the pregnant and smoking? Be still my heart, where does the sexy end and the alcoholic begin? That’s the mystery I want to solve once my boner stops having a boner. It’s like staring into the deep, beautiful blue eyes of the Lord. Assuming he’s Aryan.

The Superficial / November 26, 2012

Lindsay Lohan Will Joke About Anything on ‘SNL’

Posted by Photo Boy
Since the inexplicable announcement that she will host SNL — Let’s assume Lorne Michaels is hogtied in the back of a Tanqueray warehouse — Lindsay Lohan hasn’t done anything so far that would lead us to think what a colossal mistake that decision already is. So in the spirit of being…

Photo Boy / February 28, 2012

Paz de la Huerta Got Drunk, Too

Somehow between Dina and Lindsay Lohan, there was enough booze leftover for Paz de la Huerta to consume before walking the red carpet at HBO’s Boardwalk Empire premiere last night. So here she is somehow managing to look surprisingly hot for a woman I’m almost positive fell into a plant moments before pissing into Steve…

The Superficial / September 15, 2011

Paz de la Huerta is a Complicated Woman, And Sometimes Hold Her Boobs

Here’s Boardwalk Empire star Paz de la Huerta posing for, and looking remarkably good for someone who I would’ve sworn a few weeks ago was Jennifer Garner’s twin that didn’t get enough oxygen in the womb. I’m talking you could’ve told me the hospital cut Paz off Jennifer Garner’s elbow then put her i…

The Superficial / May 9, 2011

Paz De La Huerta Got Arrested

I didn’t know Jennifer Garner had a twin…
Boardwalk Empire star Paz De La Huerta has a reputation for being a hilarious, fall-down drunk so it was only a matter of time before she was arrested for assaulting models while one of her tits were hanging out. Which is exactly what happened last night whe…

The Superficial / March 23, 2011