Posts tagged "Paula Patton"

Robin Thicke Just Joined Leo’s Pussy Posse

Posted by Photo Boy Robin Thicke's nine year marriage to Paula Patton unofficially hit the skids when Miley Cyrus forever tainted his dick by sliming her hillbilly ass all over it during their VMA performance. As of October 3rd, Paula officially filed for divorce citing "irreconcilable differences" eve…
By: Photo Boy / October 16, 2014

Angelina Jolie’s New Boobs Have Powerful Nipples

By the end of February, even Hollywood's sick of awards show, so here's The 2014 Independent Film Spirit Awards which happens every year the night before the Oscars. I don't know what exactly separates the two events, but I do know that Angelina Jolie showed up with her…
By: The Superficial / March 3, 2014

Miley Cyrus Destroyed Robin Thicke & Paula Patton’s Marriage

Because shoving his hand up another woman's ass apparently isn't cut and dry enough, TMZ reports that Robin Thicke's VMAs performance with Miley Cyrus is the real reason why his marriage fell apart: Sources connected to the couple tell TMZ ... Paula Patto…
By: The Superficial / February 27, 2014

Robin Thicke & Paula Patton Are Separating, I Can’t Imagine Why

Yesterday, Robin Thicke and Paula Patton announced they're separating which seems odd for a couple in a totally "chill" open marriage because it's not like that's a concept entirely based on at least one person being tired of fucking the other. It has all the elements for success. People…
By: The Superficial / February 25, 2014

Paula Patton Wanted Robin Thicke To Bang Lana Scolaro, Is ‘Chill’

Last week, the Internet saw an Instagram photo of Robin Thicke's hand up Lana Scolaro's ass which I just assumed would've already resulted in a Lana Scolaro sex tape by now, but apparently she's going to take the slow, methodical route of selling stories to the tabloids first. Which makes sense because…
By: The Superficial / September 4, 2013

That Is Robin Thicke’s Hand Up A Woman’s Ass

Just to show how observant I am, yesterday, when I saw this photo of Robin Thicke with socialite Lana Scolaro, I didn't think anything of it and couldn't figure out what the big deal was because I'm sure Robin Thicke poses for pictures with hundreds of women. Then I looked in the mirror.
By: The Superficial / August 30, 2013

Tom Cruise Can Only Be Served By Men And Other Gems From The Scientology Prison Yacht

Over the years, there have been a bunch of hilarious "Tom Cruise is a batshit crazy Scientologist" anecdotes: Tom Cruise threatened to "beat the living shit" out of wayward members. Tom Cruise taped a whole bunch of secret confessions that church leaders listen to for laughs. Tom Cruise locked Katie…
By: The Superficial / December 1, 2011

Shauna Sand, Paula Patton and Karolina Kurkova Wore Bikinis

Thanks to the acquisition/purchase of Photo Boy - True Story: He was the original Octo-kid, Secret #15. - we're able to do our best not to let bikini photos get left behind as they pile up the further we get into the summer. That said, there's only so much you can write about cele…
By: The Superficial / July 11, 2011