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Vin Diesel Really Needs To Stop Singing To Paul Walker

Vin Diesel’s still sad about Paul Walker’s death, so he horrifically performed an awful song in his honor. Enjoy. More »

Kevin Hart On Justin Bieber Roast: ‘He’s Going To Cry In The Car’

Kevin Hart tells Jimmy Kimmel that Justin Bieber probably cried after his Comedy Central Roast which just had all the Paul Walker jokes cut out of it, so now it sucks even more. More »

Football Is Bullshit, Here Are The Commercials

Some sort of sports ball game happened last night, but more importantly, celebrity laden ads to sell you shit you don’t need and sequels to movies nobody asked for! USA! USA! USA! More »

Vin Diesel’s Lost Without Paul Walker

“Haha, remember when I quit after the first one because I thought I was going to be a giant movie star then came back and agreed to do 20 more? Haha, remember that?”
“Yeah, Vin, I remember.”

You might think of The Fast And Furious franchise as nothing more than cars going… More »

Tila Tequila Has A New Sex Tape Coming Out, Is A Marketing Genius

Up until last week it seemed like Tila Tequila had fallen off the face of the earth if not returned to Smurf Village where Papa Smurf had to answer some tough questions about his time in Nam. But then she claimed the Jews killed Paul Walker with their Illuminati powers and suddenly she was the… More »

Tila Tequila Knows Who Really Killed Paul Walker Because She Was Hitler In A Former Life

The last time we saw Tila Tequila she had assumed a new form as a gun-toting libertarian filled with parenting advice and InfoWars-level conspiracy theories. Since then she’s double-downed on that last part and has evolved into a pure being of truth that has visited our dimension several times before in various different forms. (Read:… More »

On Paul Walker And Driving Like A Shithead

Yesterday afternoon, around 3:30, two kids in a Dodge Neon with one of those shit-ass muffler thingies sped down the road in my little half-circle development trying to drift on the corners. Several small children live here, by the way, and are often playing outside. The idiots then came back for a second pass before… More »

Paul Walker might be in reasonable shape

Here’s Paul Walker of Fast and the Furious fame enjoying a little R&R with his girlfriend in Hawaii yesterday. Because basically I’m posting pics of attractive people to counteract the Madonna post from this morning. Sure, I could’ve just photographed a ham sandwich, but it had that mustard I like. It knew the risks.

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