Posts tagged "Paul Walker"

Vin Diesel’s Lost Without Paul Walker

"Haha, remember when I quit after the first one because I thought I was going to be a giant movie star then came back and agreed to do 20 more? Haha, remember that?" "Yeah, Vin, I remember." You might think of The Fast And Furious franchise as nothing more than cars going "vroom" …
By: The Superficial / June 18, 2014

Tila Tequila Has A New Sex Tape Coming Out, Is A Marketing Genius

Up until last week it seemed like Tila Tequila had fallen off the face of the earth if not returned to Smurf Village where Papa Smurf had to answer some tough questions about his time in Nam. But then she claimed the Jews killed Paul Walker with their Illuminati powers and …
By: The Superficial / December 16, 2013

Tila Tequila Knows Who Really Killed Paul Walker Because She Was Hitler In A Former Life

The last time we saw Tila Tequila she had assumed a new form as a gun-toting libertarian filled with parenting advice and InfoWars-level conspiracy theories. Since then she's double-downed on that last part and has evolved into a pure being of truth that has visited our dimension several times …
By: The Superficial / December 9, 2013

On Paul Walker And Driving Like A Shithead

Yesterday afternoon, around 3:30, two kids in a Dodge Neon with one of those shit-ass muffler thingies sped down the road in my little half-circle development trying to drift on the corners. Several small children live here, by the way, and are often playing outside. The idiots then came back for a second pass before …
By: The Superficial / December 6, 2013

Paul Walker might be in reasonable shape

Here's Paul Walker of Fast and the Furious fame enjoying a little R&R with his girlfriend in Hawaii yesterday. Because basically I'm posting pics of attractive people to counteract the Madonna post from this morning. Sure, I could've just photographed a ham sandwich, but it had that mustard I like. It knew the risks.
By: The Superficial / January 20, 2009