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Miley Cyrus & Justin Bieber’s Moms Want Them To Make A Solid Gold Baby

Even though they’re apparently too late, Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus had a power lunch together yesterday, according to TMZ, where let’s not pretend they didn’t make plans to force their kids to bang thus creating a Canadian/Kentuckyian hybrid that shats syrup diamonds while hovering above the earth in search of fried taters because the… More »

Justin Bieber is Grounded

NOTE: Yes, I know these pics are from June, but I’d literally have to sell my body and five of yours to afford the exclusive rights of Justin and Selena kissing over the weekend. I mean, I’m willing to do it, but I get first pick of the johns if we’re going to do this.More »

Justin Bieber’s Mom Thinks He’s Jesus. No, Really.

I’m going to be honest here. As much as I joke about Justin Bieber, I really didn’t think he was much more than just some kid shoved into the pop star machine and might actually be alright if you got a chance to talk to him. Then I read his Vanity Fair interview and realized… More »

Justin Bieber’s Mom Might Do Playboy

Justin Bieber’s mom Pattie Lynn Malette has reportedly been offered a spread in Playboy, according to Canadian blogger Zack Taylor. And that’s not gonna mess this kid up at all. I mean, what’s healthier to a young boy’s development than giving him more money than Batman, letting him near Kim Kardashian and then seeing his… More »