Posts tagged "Patrick Stewart"

Patrick Stewart Will Insult Any Belly He Wants, You Jonas Brother Loving… Belly

James Corden is about to be named Craig Ferguson’s replacement on The Late Late Show, but nobody gives a shit about that, so here’s a better story that’s emerged from it because the Internet runs on Patrick Stewart almost as much as it runs on porn. I’ve done studies. Anyway, here’s the time Captain Picard…

By: The Superficial / August 6, 2014

And Now James McAvoy & Michael Fassbender Doing Impressions of Patrick Stewart & Ian McKellen

“Am I portraying your giant penis right, Samwise Gamgee?”

At this stage in the Internet’s evolution, it’s now fueled by exactly three things: Porn, cat photos, and whatever Patrick Stewart and Ian McKellen are doing at any given moment. In fact, given enough time I can see them overtaking cat photos if not…

By: The Superficial / May 30, 2014

Deveining Brett Ratner: A Review of ‘X-Men: Days of Future Past’

In the past eight hours since I left the theater, I’ve put way too much thought into X-Men: Days of Future Past which is something you never, ever want to do with an X-Men movie because, holy shit, do these things fall apart under the slightest bit of scrutiny. As for what I’ve been thinking…

By: The Superficial / May 23, 2014

‘X-Men: Days of Future Past’ Has A New Trailer And It Is Much Better

Here’s the official second trailer for X-Men: Days of Future Past which mops the floor with whatever the hell was going on in the first one simply by not making the movie look like it’s about two Shakespearean actors wearing leather inside a laser tag. Which don’t get me wrong, that’s entirely what it’s about,…

By: The Superficial / March 24, 2014

‘X-Men: Days Of Future Past’ Has A Trailer

Here’s the official trailer for X-Men: Days of Future Past, the sequel to the surprisingly good, X-Men: First Class. Except this time around, you get all the X-Men you recognize but in generic future outfits on horrible looking sets with way too much eye makeup yet somehow not nearly enough Wolvie whitewalls which should’ve bee…

By: The Superficial / October 29, 2013

Patrick Stewart Is A Treasure

Here’s Patrick Stewart just hanging out with his 35-year-old girlfriend Sunny Ozell and teaching her such secrets of his trade as the quadruple take in response to a woman’s hindquarters because Patrick Stewart is one part your adorable grandfather, one part badass and all parts Patrick Fucking Stewart. Which is why I don’t buy the…

By: The Superficial / August 28, 2013