Posts tagged "Patrick Schwarzenegger"

Miley Cyrus’ Brother Is Dating A Schwarzenegger, Too, Now

"And now yer sissy can stay over Christmas night'n have squirrel cakes with us in the mornin'!" "Could have just shared whores with dad, but nooo! I'll be different, I thought, but he was right, he was right." Posted by Photo Boy In what has to be scientific evidence that insatiable horniness is a genetic…
By: Photo Boy / January 14, 2015

Miley Cyrus Made Out With Paris Hilton

Miley Cyrus is always looking for some stupid, new edgy shit to do, and what's more stupid and edgy than sticking your tongue in a petri dish of death and disease? Which is probably the nicest thing I'll ever say about Paris Hilton's mouth. The holidays just bring it out of…
By: The Superficial / December 8, 2014

Patrick Schwarzenegger Changed His Name to Patrick Shriver

As absolutely everyone, including people in his own party, continues to be not even close to surprised by the news that Arnold Schwarzenegger fathered a love-child with the help and kept it a secret from Maria Shriver while the woman worked in their home…
By: The Superficial / May 18, 2011