Posts tagged "Patrick Schwarzenegger"

Miley Cyrus Is Single Again

Miley Cyrus and Patrick Schwarzenegger have called it quits leaving her free to bang Justin Bieber and create a time paradox that destroys us all.

By: The Superficial / April 21, 2015

Miley Cyrus & Patrick Schwarzenegger Are Still Together

Miley Cyrus didn’t dump Patrick Schwarzenegger after all those Spring Break photos. The Governator seed is strong.

By: The Superficial / March 25, 2015

Patrick Schwarzenegger Partied With His Ex At Spring Break, Too

Patrick Schwarzenegger was also partying with his ex during Spring Break who is not Miley Cyrus, so someone’s getting shot by a flintlock to the sound of banjo music.

By: The Superficial / March 20, 2015

Patrick Schwarzenegger Might’ve Cheated On Miley Cyrus

Patrick Schwarzenegger denies cheating on Miley Cyrus while she puts a bunch of random, crazy shit on Instagram that’s either rife with subtext or the drugs talking.

By: The Superficial / March 17, 2015

Miley Cyrus’ Brother Is Dating A Schwarzenegger, Too, Now

“And now yer sissy can stay over Christmas night’n have squirrel cakes with us in the mornin’!”
“Could have just shared whores with dad, but nooo! I’ll be different, I thought, but he was right, he was right.”

Posted by Photo Boy

In what has to be scientific evidence that…

By: Photo Boy / January 14, 2015

Miley Cyrus Made Out With Paris Hilton

Miley Cyrus is always looking for some stupid, new edgy shit to do, and what’s more stupid and edgy than sticking your tongue in a petri dish of death and disease? Which is probably the nicest thing I’ll ever say about Paris Hilton‘s mouth. The holidays just bring it out of me. Page Six reports:…

By: The Superficial / December 8, 2014

Patrick Schwarzenegger Changed His Name to Patrick Shriver

As absolutely everyone, including people in his own party, continues to be not even close to surprised by the news that Arnold Schwarzenegger fathered a love-child with the help and kept it a secret from Maria Shriver while the woman worked in their home and brought the kid around for a decade, Patrick Schwarzenegger ha…

By: The Superficial / May 18, 2011