Miley Cyrus and Patrick Schwarzenegger have called it quits leaving her free to bang Justin Bieber and create a time paradox that destroys us all.
Miley Cyrus didn’t dump Patrick Schwarzenegger after all those Spring Break photos. The Governator seed is strong.
Patrick Schwarzenegger was also partying with his ex during Spring Break who is not Miley Cyrus, so someone’s getting shot by a flintlock to the sound of banjo music.
Patrick Schwarzenegger denies cheating on Miley Cyrus while she puts a bunch of random, crazy shit on Instagram that’s either rife with subtext or the drugs talking.
“And now yer sissy can stay over Christmas night’n have squirrel cakes with us in the mornin’!”
“Could have just shared whores with dad, but nooo! I’ll be different, I thought, but he was right, he was right.”
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