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Need Cash For Sex And Pizza? Call Paris Hilton Today

Give Paris Hilton your tired, your poor, your sex-craved pizza monsters. More »

Are There ISIS Cells In Ibiza?

Just curious. More »

Paris Hilton Thinks ISIS Will Target Her Because She’s, Like, Famous

Paris Hilton overestimating the importance of Paris Hilton? Get out. More »

Paris Hilton Tried To Out-Butt Kim Kardashian, It Didn’t Work

Rich Assholes In Halloween Costumes: Part 2

A whole bunch of beautiful people you’ll probably never have sex with in costumes, anyone? More »

The One Without Herpes Got Married

Nicky Hilton got married. Giving of shits not required. More »

Scientists Might Cure Cancer With Herpes

Paris Hilton might actually serve a purpose. Hold me. More »

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