Posts tagged "Panty Flash"

Somebody Swat Khloe On The Nose With A Newspaper, I Can See Her Wookiee Wallet Again

If you couldn’t tell by Lindsay Lohan’s boob falling out of a helicopter or Hayden Panettiere and Kate Beckinsale wearing sexy bikinis, we’re only hitting the hard news today. So here’s Khloe Kardashian flashing her nether-groins which I know is a lot to digest right after a holiday, but sometimes you gotta man up and…

The Superficial / April 1, 2013

And Now For An Eva Mendes Panty Flash

It’s been a while since we’ve posted a good old-fashioned panty flash, and that time Anne Hathaway ruined it by showing everyone her vagina because she’s an actressĂ©. So here’s Eva Mendes leaving The Daily Show last night who was already bitching earlier in the week that the tabloids should blur celebrities’ dogs faces because…

The Superficial / March 28, 2013

Good Morning, Kelly Brook Flashing Her Panties Because She Knew It’s My Birthday, And Other News

- Jennifer Lawrence and Kristen Stewart actually really like each other, so one of them is secretly a man. That’s the only explanation. [Lainey Gossip]
- Beyonce turned the entire cast of The Jungle Book into shoes. [Dlisted]
– Nothing beat’s a woman’s perspective. Of her boobs, of her own boobs. Haha! Did you think…

The Superficial / February 28, 2013

And JWoww’s Ass Just Doomed The New Year

Here’s JWoww at The New Year’s Rockin’ Eve Monday night where she decided to greet 2013 with her ass cheeks flailing in the wind. Then again, this may have been what warded off the various apocalypses. Does “Help, I’m being mugged! Why are you just looking out your window and not calling the police?” mea…

The Superficial / January 2, 2013

Of Course We’ll Post A Geri Halliwell Panty Flash And Other News

- I’m not even sure Honey Boo Boo is still a thing anymore, but here’s their Christmas Card anyway in case People of Walmart goes down. [Gossip Cop]
- Samuel L. Jackson and Anne Hathaway made a surprisingly tolerable Funny or Die video that doesn’t even have Don Cheadle as Captain Planet. My mind, blown.

The Superficial / December 19, 2012

Kourtney Kardashian Has One Of Those Butts, Too

Here’s Kourtney Kardashian in a short dress conveniently dancing on a balcony above the paparazzi or else Kris Jenner murders her children, and oh my stars, the wind seems to have picked her dress up creating one of those embarrassing moments you see so much of on the Internet. What a completely unscripted turn of…

The Superficial / October 12, 2012

Dakota Fanning’s 18. I Should Probably Say That First.

So remember when Dakota Fanning was Sean Penn’s adorable little daughter in I Am Sam? Well, here’s her panties! AWWWWW YeeaeeAAAHHhhhh!
(There was no way this wasn’t going to come off creepy, so let’s pretend I made it fresh and exciting. “Like a non-stop rollercoaster ride of thrills,” maybe you could say.)
Photos: INFdaily, Pacific

The Superficial / August 1, 2012

People of Brazil, Katy Perry’s Panties Will Address You Now

Here’s Katy Perry wearing a short dress while standing on a balcony directly above the paparazzi because if there’s one thing Robert Pattinson appreciates, it’s bold moves. “He might like breasts, too, but it’s hard to say based on Kristen Stewart, so maybe if I just sort of showed them off through sideways diamonds cut…

The Superficial / July 31, 2012

Don’t Mess With Paris Hilton

“There’s no looking away, homes, you stare at it. You stare into the flaps of El Diablo.”
Here’s Paris Hilton and her people getting into a fight with a paparazzo last night because supposedly the dude took her picture coming down the steps and no one’s ever seen Paris Hilton’s vagina before. Which was smart…

The Superficial / June 27, 2012

Bertney’s Gon’ Be On TV, Y’All! And She Done Brought Her Britches

Proving his voluminous man-boobs possess a dark bitch-tit magic that can bend men’s minds to his will, Simon Cowell successfully talked Britney Spears’ dad and her fiance into accepting $15 million that she’ll never see a dime of to be a judge on the second season of X-Factor along with Demi Lovato because who doesn’t…

The Superficial / May 15, 2012

So This Is Where Anna Faris’ Baby Will Pop Out…

Anna Faris just announced she’s pregnant this week, so I don’t exactly know how I feel about posting pics of her having a wardrobe malfunction at last night’s premiere of The Dictator. Except I do and it’s knock out my rent, you horny little click puppets, it’s not like the kid’s crowning even though thi…

The Superficial / May 11, 2012

Selena Gomez’s Underwear Says ‘Good Morning’

Because one day her Disney overlords will allow a maple-fetus in her womb to be birth thus ushering forth a new era of poppin’ and lockin’ under a one-world government demanding you bear the Mark of the Beast, here’s Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber taking his little siblings to the beach for a fun afternoo…

The Superficial / February 20, 2012

Courtney Love, On The Other Hand, Probably Could’ve Stopped 9/11

While Mark Wahlberg openly asserts he’s tougher than the 250+ people who died crashing into the World Trade Center because obviously they were a bunch of faggots, here’s Courtney Love demonstrating how you really fight terrorism: With more terrorism. A. Nobody’s giving that a patdown. B. You don’t see that at the gate and not…

The Superficial / January 18, 2012

So Who Wants To See Courteney Cox’s Underwear?

It’s been a little depressing around here what with all the death and PETA ads actually working – Damn you, activism! *shakes fist* – so here’s Courteney Cox flashing the covering to her batcave in Beverly Hills yesterday which still makes her classier than every one of the goddamn golddiggers on Real Housewives. Courteney could…

The Superficial / November 29, 2011

Aww, It’s Selena Gomez’s First Upskirt

While Justin Bieber celebrated his first (of many) paternity suits, his girlfriend Selena Gomez had, for the sake of this post, her first upskirt pic taken last night while leaving a West Hollywood hair salon. It seems like only yesterday we were accusing of her being pregnant, and now she’s all hooch photos and refusing…

The Superficial / November 2, 2011

Courtney Stodden, Take Notes

While Courtney Stodden found herself getting kicked out of a pumpkin patch in Valencia over the weekend, here’s Shauna Sand at Mr. Bones Pumpkin Patch in LA where she’s been flashing her beav in front of her kids since the moment they were conceived over by the gourds. And not only is she never kicked…

The Superficial / October 25, 2011

Lindsay Lohan Wears Underwear? That’s Not How You Prostitute…

Continuing her European tour/fundraiser, here’s a braless Lindsay Lohan in Paris Friday night, where she didn’t so much flash the paparazzi as give them a nice shot through the window because she’s fancy now. Later, she’d demand they all pay a quarter only to realize she has no idea how to convert French currency. “So…

The Superficial / October 3, 2011

Kate Hudson Pulled a Britney

Here’s a drunken Kate Hudson getting out of a car in London and not even caring that she’s giving the paparazzi a clear shot of Matt Bellamy’s latest “muse.” (Ha, get it? Because he’s in that band? I’ll kill myself now.) It’s like she opened the door and went, “Wow, you really want this shot?

The Superficial / September 26, 2011

Pippa Flashed Her Knickers, She Did

Ever since we discovered her “ass” was an elaborate ruse by the British to socialize our medicine and stop us from executing black guys – Suck it, Limeys!Pippa Middleton hasn’t been on the site much lately. So here she is flashing her panties at a London Fashion Week show which has set the…

The Superficial / September 22, 2011

Britney’s Doing Her Greatest Hits Now (Yes, This is Going To Be Her Crotch)

It’s been over half a decade since a panty-less Britney Spears stepped out of the same car as Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan, showing the world her hairless cookie compartment, so here she is in London over the weekend reliving that magical moment but with a contemporary Britney twist. And by contemporary I of course…

The Superficial / September 19, 2011
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