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Selena Gomez Flashed Her Bieber Hole Again

As promised, here’s Selena Gomez having another wardrobe malfunction on stage which could just be the seam of her tights, but looks vagina-ish enough for me to generate a shitload of pageviews to pay my rent because it’s not George Zimmerman. … Or is it? THE INTERNETOCRATS!

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Selena Gomez Probably Needs Tighter Booty Shorts, Call It A Hunch

Before everyone gets all excited and knocks somebody up because there’s been two pink star posts so far today, these Selena Gomez pics aren’t anywhere near as amazing as the Miranda Kerr nipple shots. In fact, if anything, these are just more visible evidence that I wouldn’t know a female vagina if one sat next… More »

Whoa, Dakota Johnson, We Only Met Two Days Ago, Put Your Pants Back On (I’m Kidding, Don’t)

Before Monday night, I had never heard of Dakota Johnson before. But now I know she’s the actress who’ll be getting her pubes pulled by Jax Teller in the Fifty Shades of Grey movie which makes this post topical and not at all a voyeuristic journey into the heart of celebrity noonerholes. I don’t know… More »

And Now Back To Isla Fisher With Your Regularly Scheduled Celebrity Panty Flash

If it were up to me, I’d post about nothing but Stephen Hawking’s cybernetic lust for steeze, but then I’d be broke and have to get a real job that requires pants and human interaction. – *cocks gun* Go ahead. Try and make me. – So here’s Isla Fisher’s dress blowing up because McDonald’s doesn’t… More »

Miley Cyrus Wears Thongs, Isn’t A Never-Nude

Full Disclosure: This was originally going to be a post about Miley Cyrus being a never-nude, but then she went and flashed her thong while drunkenly getting into a car in London. Granted, nothing’s stopping me from leading with the never-nude shots, per se, except Mulletspawn vagina is probably our most stable form of Internet… More »

Maybe Miley Cyrus Dang Ol’ Skirt Weren’t So Short We Wouldn’t Be Seein’ Her Squirrel Covers

And now we’re really back in the swing of things. Here’s Miley Cyrus in London this morning where she rewarded the Royal Empire on its recent legality of gay marriage with a brief showing of her, and I quote, “daddy biskit.” Tradition has it their porches shall now remain free of coons and their moonshine… More »

I Think Brandi Glanville Might Be Drunk

“I don’t care you got fat, Eddie Cibrian, I’monnafuckyou.”

Here’s Brandi Glanville literally being dragged out of the London Hotel last night after getting completely shithammered from taking a sniff of Vermouth because she’s locked in an anorexia battle with LeAnn Rimes. That or this an elaborate ruse to lure Gerard Butler back. More »

I Made This Selena Gomez Wardrobe Malfunction Happen With My Mind

Yesterday, I joked about trying to make Selena Gomez have a wardrobe malfunction, and apparently she actually had one. Granted, it’s slightly lower than where I was aiming, my magic is as imperfect as it is beautiful. More importantly, if you look hard enough, you can still see Justin Bieber’s tear stains from the day… More »

Cameron Diaz’s Breasts Are Big Enough To Malfunction? That Can’t Be Right.

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Now comes the part of my job where I show you the time Cameron Diaz’s nipple just slightly poked out of her dress and she may or may not have flashed her panties, or “Editing a celebrity gossip blog,” as I’ll later explain it to friends and family before… More »

Good Morning, Kendra Upskirt, And Other News

- Amy Poehler’s dating Nick Kroll? No… [Lainey Gossip]

– So, wait, Courtney Stodden on the cover of “Girls & Corpses” wasn’t an April Fool’s Joke? Jesus. [Dlisted]

– A few things that make no sense about The Walking Dead. [theCHIVE]

- Vanessa Hudgens’ new single “$$$ex” has a… More »

Somebody Swat Khloe On The Nose With A Newspaper, I Can See Her Wookiee Wallet Again

If you couldn’t tell by Lindsay Lohan’s boob falling out of a helicopter or Hayden Panettiere and Kate Beckinsale wearing sexy bikinis, we’re only hitting the hard news today. So here’s Khloe Kardashian flashing her nether-groins which I know is a lot to digest right after a holiday, but sometimes you gotta man up and… More »

And Now For An Eva Mendes Panty Flash

It’s been a while since we’ve posted a good old-fashioned panty flash, and that time Anne Hathaway ruined it by showing everyone her vagina because she’s an actressé. So here’s Eva Mendes leaving The Daily Show last night who was already bitching earlier in the week that the tabloids should blur celebrities’ dogs faces because… More »

Good Morning, Kelly Brook Flashing Her Panties Because She Knew It’s My Birthday, And Other News

- Jennifer Lawrence and Kristen Stewart actually really like each other, so one of them is secretly a man. That’s the only explanation. [Lainey Gossip]

- Beyonce turned the entire cast of The Jungle Book into shoes. [Dlisted]

– Nothing beat’s a woman’s perspective. Of her boobs, of her own boobs. More »

And JWoww’s Ass Just Doomed The New Year

Here’s JWoww at The New Year’s Rockin’ Eve Monday night where she decided to greet 2013 with her ass cheeks flailing in the wind. Then again, this may have been what warded off the various apocalypses. Does “Help, I’m being mugged! Why are you just looking out your window and not calling the police?” mean… More »

Of Course We’ll Post A Geri Halliwell Panty Flash And Other News

- I’m not even sure Honey Boo Boo is still a thing anymore, but here’s their Christmas Card anyway in case People of Walmart goes down. [Gossip Cop]

- Samuel L. Jackson and Anne Hathaway made a surprisingly tolerable Funny or Die video that doesn’t even have Don Cheadle as Captain Planet. My… More »

Kourtney Kardashian Has One Of Those Butts, Too

Here’s Kourtney Kardashian in a short dress conveniently dancing on a balcony above the paparazzi or else Kris Jenner murders her children, and oh my stars, the wind seems to have picked her dress up creating one of those embarrassing moments you see so much of on the Internet. What a completely unscripted turn of… More »

Dakota Fanning’s 18. I Should Probably Say That First.

So remember when Dakota Fanning was Sean Penn’s adorable little daughter in I Am Sam? Well, here’s her panties! AWWWWW YeeaeeAAAHHhhhh!

(There was no way this wasn’t going to come off creepy, so let’s pretend I made it fresh and exciting. “Like a non-stop rollercoaster ride of thrills,” maybe you could say.)
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People of Brazil, Katy Perry’s Panties Will Address You Now

Here’s Katy Perry wearing a short dress while standing on a balcony directly above the paparazzi because if there’s one thing Robert Pattinson appreciates, it’s bold moves. “He might like breasts, too, but it’s hard to say based on Kristen Stewart, so maybe if I just sort of showed them off through sideways diamonds cut… More »

Don’t Mess With Paris Hilton

“There’s no looking away, homes, you stare at it. You stare into the flaps of El Diablo.”

Here’s Paris Hilton and her people getting into a fight with a paparazzo last night because supposedly the dude took her picture coming down the steps and no one’s ever seen Paris Hilton’s vagina before. Which… More »

Bertney’s Gon’ Be On TV, Y’All! And She Done Brought Her Britches

Proving his voluminous man-boobs possess a dark bitch-tit magic that can bend men’s minds to his will, Simon Cowell successfully talked Britney Spears’ dad and her fiance into accepting $15 million that she’ll never see a dime of to be a judge on the second season of X-Factor along with Demi Lovato because who doesn’t… More »

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