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Kanye Is A ‘Married, Christian Man,’ You Assholes

Kanye West has found himself in some shit after not once, but twice, demanding everyone at his shows stand up during his performance of “Good Life.” Which seems innocuous until you realize there were handicapped people in the audience who had to literally verify their disability before Kanye would go on. At one point, he… More »


Everybody Hates Ariana Grande

“Oh, yeah, I like this.” – Someone with a probation officer

Earlier in the week, Ariana Grande was accused of being a 12-year-old (Shut up, that girl is 12. SHE’S 12!) pain in the ass diva in Australia which she naturally denied. Except here comes Giuliani Rancic with her own tale of dealing… More »


Why Y’All Booing Justin #BBare? Dat’s Racism!

Lemme get this all straight: Jennifer Lopez can flash her granny ass all over da stage, but da second my sexy, young boy #BBare gives y’all some dark sexual chocolate, mothafuckas be booing his ass? Dat’s some Rodney King shit right here. Next you gonna tell me my boy can’t drink from da same water… More »


Behold! The Royal Uterus Has Been Resperminated! God Save The Queen!

“But, dear, what if it’s.. what if it’s a ginger?”
“Then you shall do what your father lacked the stones to do.”
“Kill mother and grandmother with his own two hands?”
“Haha! Heavens no, but that was a good one. Well done. I’m thinking more along the lines of a cliff and… More »


BREAKING: Natalie Dormer Flashed Her Panties. Two Days Ago.

Now that I finally have a fully functioning web portal to publish bold, unrelenting journalism in a world that’s afraid to speak truth to power, or at least wave a nipple in its face, I can finally comment on the biggest, most prominent pop culture event of the past 24 hours: Namely Natalie Dormer getting… More »


Demi Moore Gave Rumer Willis A Gun Cake

Apparently, everyone’s supposed to lose their shit over Demi Moore giving Rumer Willis a gun cake for her 26th birthday even though it’s supposedly a callback to her photo shoot with Tyler Shields. I’m a wiener-bitch liberal when it comes to guns, and even I don’t see the problem here. Not to mention, Demi’s one… More »


Lindsay Lohan’s Totally Changed, You Guys

*gives Photo Boy a raise*

On the heels of probably true reports that she’s been showing up late, if at all, to rehearsals for “Speed-The-Plow,” Lindsay Lohan somehow arranged a BBC interview where she spewed the usual horseshit about being super serious about acting and completely done with partying. So naturally she was… More »


Eva Mendes Ryan Gosling Baby Pregnant

“What is that? Some sort of SEO shit?”
“Why’s her name first?”

If you somehow haven’t had it screamed into your face now, twin bullshit factories Star and OK! Magazine are both reporting Eva Mendes is seven months pregnant with Ryan Gosling’s baby. Which might actually be true, according to Lainey Gossip,… More »


Katy Perry Has A Crotch, Too, You Guys

In this post-Miley Cyrus Bangerz world, we’ve seen Lady Gaga attempt to stay relevant by essentially just getting naked and/or letting chicks puke on her tits. (You gotta admire the craft.) And while Lady Gaga stands a chance because shame is but an impediment to her “art,” Katy Perry is stuck between the rock and… More »


Of Course Kim Kardashian Flashed Her Panties Before The MET Gala

Kim Kardashian had been banned from the MET Gala for years, but that all changed last year (kind of) when Kris Jenner flushed her birth control pills down the toilet the second Kanye West’s filthy rich penis started going in and out of her daughter. It’s a tender moment in any mother’s life. So here’s… More »


And Now Back To Celebrity Groins

My last post involved not equating with homosexuals with pedophiles which required way more critical thinking than some of you prefer or are even capable of, so fortunately for you here’s Rumer Willis flashing her panties. And guess what? They cover her vagina! ZOLY COW THE ZEXY PUD YOUR PENIS IN PLACE!

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It’s The Royal Knickers, It Is

And so the royal Duchess of Cambridge did alight from her air carriage to show the young Prince George his expanding New Zealand empire where he would soon christen his Parliamentary Bird Flipping Regiment: Self Fornication Division. But first, the young prince had other matters at hand, namely using his psychic abilities to display the… More »


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