Posts tagged "Panty Flash"

Rita Ora’s Painted Nipples, Anyone?

Rita Ora had stars painted on her nipples. You needed to know this.

The Superficial / August 27, 2015

Kylie Jenner Turned 18

Kylie Jenner turned 18 last night, so let’s give this momentous occassion the in-depth coverage it deserves.

The Superficial / August 10, 2015

The One Without Herpes Got Married

Nicky Hilton got married. Giving of shits not required.

The Superficial / July 13, 2015

Elizabeth Olsen’s Dress Flew Up

Elizabeth Olsen’s dress flew up in Paris plus rumors that she’s secretly dating Chris Evans. Bring the kids.

The Superficial / July 6, 2015

Natalie Portman’s Underwear Is A False Idol

You could totally see Natalie Portman’s underwear at Cannes. Like where her butt goes.

The Superficial / May 18, 2015

Demi Lovato Flashed Her Panties To Wilmer Valderrama

Demi Lovato flashed her panties in Wilmer Valderrama’s car as they left Nick Jonas’ CD release party, so imagine the worst night of your life, then multiply it by dick cancer.

Photo Boy / January 21, 2015

A Paris Hilton Panty Flash Post? Why Not?

In case you can’t tell we’re circling the holiday toilet for news, I already wrote about Lindsay Lohan today, and now here’s Paris Hilton flashing her panties because it’s 2006 again. (To top it off, this is me punting my way to a Bertney post to complete the trifecta.) You’ll also notice Paris has a…

The Superficial / December 17, 2014

Cara Delevingne Seduced Kendall Into Bailing On Victoria’s Secret

It’s been Kendall Jenner’s dream to walk the Victoria’s Secret runway, but on the eve of its London takeover, she took off across Europe with a drunk, panty flashing Cara Delevingne which is exactly what I would’ve done in her situation minus the part where they hung out with Karl Lagerfeld because his glasses scare…

The Superficial / December 2, 2014

Kate Upton’s Breasts Shill Free-To-Play Games Now

Last week’s South Park episode amazingly shit all over freemium games as it should. Except here are Kate Upton’s bouncing breasts telling me to play one which I’m probably going to do because the sole purpose of a penis is to bankrupt and ultimately kill whoever it’s attached to. Think of it like Superman and…

The Superficial / November 14, 2014

That’s Kate Upton’s Butt

And now back to Celebrity’s Underwear, Can I See Them? Here’s Kate Upton’s skirt flying up while she poses in front of a wind machine in Miami. Which, yes, is pretty anti-climactic after seeing her naked*wipes SEO off chin* – but at the same time, the post before this had a picture of…

The Superficial / November 3, 2014

Lindsay Lohan Endorses Brazilian Politician With Chopper Full of Coke

In a now-deleted tweet, Lindsay Lohan endorsed Brazilian presidential candidate AĆ©cio Neves yesterday because if there’s one person the people of South America look to for political advice, it’s Roja Diabla de la Whitenose, Holy Mother of DongBongs. And now for the part about coke because of course this is about coke and probably the…

The Superficial / October 22, 2014

Jennifer Garner Has To Be Loving Life

Ben Affleck is the star of the critically-acclaimed, #1 movie at the box office that let him work closely with Emily Ratajkowski’s naked breasts. He’s also Batman. Jennifer Garner, on the other hand, is the star of Alexander and The Fuck You I’m Not Typing All That, a Disney movie she premiered last night while…

The Superficial / October 7, 2014

Kanye Is A ‘Married, Christian Man,’ You Assholes

Kanye West has found himself in some shit after not once, but twice, demanding everyone at his shows stand up during his performance of “Good Life.” Which seems innocuous until you realize there were handicapped people in the audience who had to literally verify their disability before Kanye would go on. At one point, he…

The Superficial / September 16, 2014

Everybody Hates Ariana Grande

“Oh, yeah, I like this.” – Someone with a probation officer
Earlier in the week, Ariana Grande was accused of being a 12-year-old (Shut up, that girl is 12. SHE’S 12!) pain in the ass diva in Australia which she naturally denied. Except here comes Giuliani Rancic with her own tale of dealing with Little…

The Superficial / September 12, 2014

Why Y’All Booing Justin #BBare? Dat’s Racism!

Lemme get this all straight: Jennifer Lopez can flash her granny ass all over da stage, but da second my sexy, young boy #BBare gives y’all some dark sexual chocolate, mothafuckas be booing his ass? Dat’s some Rodney King shit right here. Next you gonna tell me my boy can’t drink from da same water…

The Superficial / September 10, 2014

Behold! The Royal Uterus Has Been Resperminated! God Save The Queen!

“But, dear, what if it’s.. what if it’s a ginger?”
“Then you shall do what your father lacked the stones to do.”
“Kill mother and grandmother with his own two hands?”
“Haha! Heavens no, but that was a good one. Well done. I’m thinking more along the lines of a cliff and…

The Superficial / September 8, 2014

BREAKING: Natalie Dormer Flashed Her Panties. Two Days Ago.

Now that I finally have a fully functioning web portal to publish bold, unrelenting journalism in a world that’s afraid to speak truth to power, or at least wave a nipple in its face, I can finally comment on the biggest, most prominent pop culture event of the past 24 hours: Namely Natalie Dormer getting…

The Superficial / September 4, 2014

Demi Moore Gave Rumer Willis A Gun Cake

Apparently, everyone’s supposed to lose their shit over Demi Moore giving Rumer Willis a gun cake for her 26th birthday even though it’s supposedly a callback to her photo shoot with Tyler Shields. I’m a wiener-bitch liberal when it comes to guns, and even I don’t see the problem here. Not to mention, Demi’s one…

The Superficial / August 18, 2014

Lindsay Lohan’s Totally Changed, You Guys

*gives Photo Boy a raise*
On the heels of probably true reports that she’s been showing up late, if at all, to rehearsals for “Speed-The-Plow,” Lindsay Lohan somehow arranged a BBC interview where she spewed the usual horseshit about being super serious about acting and completely done with partying. So naturally she was photographed falling

The Superficial / July 15, 2014

Eva Mendes Ryan Gosling Baby Pregnant

“What is that? Some sort of SEO shit?”
“Why’s her name first?”
If you somehow haven’t had it screamed into your face now, twin bullshit factories Star and OK! Magazine are both reporting Eva Mendes is seven months pregnant with Ryan Gosling’s baby. Which might actually be true, according to Lainey Gossip, who I’m going…

The Superficial / July 9, 2014
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