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Pamela Anderson Will Be In ‘Baywatch’ In Case You Didn’t See That Coming

Pamela Anderson’s inevitable Baywatch cameo is here. More »

In Theory, Pamela Anderson Is Naked

Pamela Anderson got naked to sell vegan shoes, or some shit. More »

Miley Cyrus’ Dead Petz Tour Is Over Already

Miley Cyrus ended her Dead Petz Tour, but not before Pamela Anderson saved all the whales. They really did it! More »

Pamela Anderson Will Be The Last Naked Woman In Playboy

Pamela Anderson is the last woman to appear naked in Playboy. More »

Pamela Anderson Is Your LOVE Advent Video Of The Day

Pamela Anderson is the latest LOVE Advent video. Hope you like cigarettes and cake. More »

Pamela Anderson Doesn’t Have Hepatitis C Anymore

Pamela Anderson Is A Hot Mess

Here’s Pamela Anderson flashing her side boob, her panties, and pretty much everything else in-between. More »

Rick Salomon: Pamela Anderson Is A ‘Serial Baby Killer’

Pamela Anderson and Rick Salomon’s divorce is going well. More »

Sean Penn’s Haiti Gala Had An Odd Guest List

Because the Golden Globes, it’s 47 after parties, and Johnny Depp’s Makeout Emporium weren’t enough, Sean Penn threw his annual Help Haiti Home Gala over the weekend featuring star-studded celebrities and a special guest who you’ll notice isn’t in any of the group shots or ever once near Sean Penn. However, this old pervert was… More »

BEST OF 2014: Elisabetta Canalis Topless

Welcome to the most wonderful time of the year where we get to recycle old posts with high click-through rates because a amazingly profitable portion of you are nothing but lemmings with erections to us. I don’t even have to write anything, that’s how foolproof this is. Spurgle blargle wogga wogga. See? That was nonsense.More »

Pamela Anderson’s Breast Is Just Hanging Right Out

I was going to write about Joe and Terese Giudice’s jail sentence, but we already knew that shit was coming because she milked her children’s fragile emotions for ratings. So here’s a post with some actual drama, but mostly Pamela Anderson’s breast dangling out of her dress in the backseat of a car. It’s struggle… More »

That’s Pamela Anderson’s Naked Butt

Before I bombard you with the rest of Comic-Con (Don’t worry, there’s cosplay.), here’s Pamela Anderson in Sardinia with Rick Salomon who she’s apparently not divorcing unless divorce involves showing your ex your naked ass and making out with them in a bikini now. In which case, I’ll take two. Hold the hepatitis.

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Pamela Anderson’s Divorcing Rick Salomon. Again.

The last time I posted about Pamela Anderson, she was blowing Rick Salomon in the ocean, so you’ll probably be surprised to learn she’s divorcing him again. Even though we have seen evidence this year that blowjobs ruin marriages despite almost completely vanishing in the presence of such. Life’s a riddle that way. Anyway, apparently… More »

Here’s Pamela Anderson Doing Exactly What It Looks Like She’s Doing

HIM: “How is she not drowning?”

If you’re like me, you’ve probably wondered what it’s like to date Pamela Anderson, and apparently the answer is un-fucking-believable. Minus the hepatitis and half a gallon of seawater flooding your urethra, of course. Although, I like to believe the… More »

Chris Rock Gave A Make-A-Wish Kid A Copy of The Pamela Anderson Sex Tape

I feel pretty confident saying that I will probably never post anything as epic and amazing as this anecdote Chris Rock told Jerry Seinfeld on Comedians In Cars Getting Coffee. In fact, I’ll go so far to say it completely redeems him for Grown Ups AND Grown Ups 2. That’s right I went there. Transcribed… More »

Pamela Anderson Wore This And Other News

- Mind the Gap: It’s a sacred shape. [theCHIVE]

- The Dark Knight Rises will have a new trailer in front of The Avengers. You may nerd-jaculate now. [Lainey Gossip]

- Simon Cowell once banged a chick 11 times in one night and also analyzed her performance each time because he’s… More »

Pamela Anderson’s Still Classy As Balls And Other News

- So let’s all agree the Tupac hologram was God’s greatest gift to the Internet. [BuzzFeed]

– If a man getting pregnant for his wife didn’t make her happy, you’re seriously deluding yourself if picking out curtains this weekend is going to satisfy yours. Just stop trying. [Dlisted]

– I’m suddenly… More »

Pamela Anderson Wore A Bikini, Too

“The Sand People are easily startled but they’ll soon be back, and in greater numbers.” – Jesus of Nazareth.

We already posted one 40-something man-face bag of silicone in a bikini, so what’s one more? Here are just-released photos Pamela Anderson in Hawaii last week because it’s always a good idea to let… More »

Those PETA Stamps Sure Look Prestigious

There was a big to-do earlier in the month over Natalie Portman being featured on a new PETA postage stamp, so here’s Pamela Anderson who also has her own PETA stamp taking the prestige entirely out of that accomplishment. And if you’re asking yourself, did she walk around pretending to lick a really giant stamp? More »

JWoww is Pamela Anderson Now

For years, Pamela Anderson has been a staple at Richie Rich’s Fashion Week runway shows where she brought a certain level of class and sophistication liken the world has never seen. However, this year, Richie has found a new muse in Jersey Shore’s JWoww which is really, just an inspired choice. Who better to carry… More »

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