Posts tagged "Pamela Anderson"

Rick Salomon: Pamela Anderson Is A ‘Serial Baby Killer’

Pamela Anderson and Rick Salomon’s divorce is going well.

By: The Superficial / March 16, 2015

Sean Penn’s Haiti Gala Had An Odd Guest List

Because the Golden Globes, it’s 47 after parties, and Johnny Depp’s Makeout Emporium weren’t enough, Sean Penn threw his annual Help Haiti Home Gala over the weekend featuring star-studded celebrities and a special guest who you’ll notice isn’t in any of the group shots or ever once near Sean Penn. However, this old pervert wa…

By: The Superficial / January 13, 2015

BEST OF 2014: Elisabetta Canalis Topless

Welcome to the most wonderful time of the year where we get to recycle old posts with high click-through rates because a amazingly profitable portion of you are nothing but lemmings with erections to us. I don’t even have to write anything, that’s how foolproof this is. Spurgle blargle wogga wogga. See? That was nonsense.

By: The Superficial / December 30, 2014

Pamela Anderson’s Breast Is Just Hanging Right Out

I was going to write about Joe and Terese Giudice‘s jail sentence, but we already knew that shit was coming because she milked her children’s fragile emotions for ratings. So here’s a post with some actual drama, but mostly Pamela Anderson‘s breast dangling out of her dress in the backseat of a car. It’s struggle…

By: The Superficial / October 3, 2014

That’s Pamela Anderson’s Naked Butt

Before I bombard you with the rest of Comic-Con (Don’t worry, there’s cosplay.), here’s Pamela Anderson in Sardinia with Rick Salomon who she’s apparently not divorcing unless divorce involves showing your ex your naked ass and making out with them in a bikini now. In which case, I’ll take two. Hold the hepatitis.

By: The Superficial / July 28, 2014

Pamela Anderson’s Divorcing Rick Salomon. Again.

The last time I posted about Pamela Anderson, she was blowing Rick Salomon in the ocean, so you’ll probably be surprised to learn she’s divorcing him again. Even though we have seen evidence this year that blowjobs ruin marriages despite almost completely vanishing in the presence of such. Life’s a riddle that way. Anyway, apparently…

By: The Superficial / July 9, 2014

Here’s Pamela Anderson Doing Exactly What It Looks Like She’s Doing

HIM: “How is she not drowning?”
HER: “WHY AM I NOT DROWNING?!”

If you’re like me, you’ve probably wondered what it’s like to date Pamela Anderson, and apparently the answer is un-fucking-believable. Minus the hepatitis and half a gallon of seawater flooding your urethra, of course. Although, I like to believe the…

By: The Superficial / August 16, 2013

Chris Rock Gave A Make-A-Wish Kid A Copy of The Pamela Anderson Sex Tape

I feel pretty confident saying that I will probably never post anything as epic and amazing as this anecdote Chris Rock told Jerry Seinfeld on Comedians In Cars Getting Coffee. In fact, I’ll go so far to say it completely redeems him for Grown Ups AND Grown Ups 2. That’s right I went there. Transcribed…

By: The Superficial / August 2, 2013

Pamela Anderson Wore This And Other News

- Mind the Gap: It’s a sacred shape. [theCHIVE]

- The Dark Knight Rises will have a new trailer in front of The Avengers. You may nerd-jaculate now. [Lainey Gossip]

- Simon Cowell once banged a chick 11 times in one night and also analyzed her performance each time because he’…

By: The Superficial / April 24, 2012

Pamela Anderson’s Still Classy As Balls And Other News

- So let’s all agree the Tupac hologram was God’s greatest gift to the Internet. [BuzzFeed]

– If a man getting pregnant for his wife didn’t make her happy, you’re seriously deluding yourself if picking out curtains this weekend is going to satisfy yours. Just stop trying. [Dlisted]

– I’m suddenly…

By: The Superficial / April 20, 2012

Pamela Anderson Wore A Bikini, Too

“The Sand People are easily startled but they’ll soon be back, and in greater numbers.” – Jesus of Nazareth.

We already posted one 40-something man-face bag of silicone in a bikini, so what’s one more? Here are just-released photos Pamela Anderson in Hawaii last week because it’s always a good idea to let…

By: The Superficial / December 20, 2011

Those PETA Stamps Sure Look Prestigious

There was a big to-do earlier in the month over Natalie Portman being featured on a new PETA postage stamp, so here’s Pamela Anderson who also has her own PETA stamp taking the prestige entirely out of that accomplishment. And if you’re asking yourself, did she walk around pretending to lick a really giant stamp?

By: The Superficial / November 30, 2011

JWoww is Pamela Anderson Now

For years, Pamela Anderson has been a staple at Richie Rich’s Fashion Week runway shows where she brought a certain level of class and sophistication liken the world has never seen. However, this year, Richie has found a new muse in Jersey Shore’s JWoww which is really, just an inspired choice. Who better to carry…

By: The Superficial / February 11, 2011

Pamela Anderson Breaks Playboy Record With 13th Cover

Because what else was she built for? Pamela Anderson posed for the cover of the January 2011 issue of Playboy for a record 13th time which actually seems like a pretty low number considering her chest isn’t biodegradable, but I digress. Also, in the issue is a poem written by Pam which boggles the mind…

By: The Superficial / December 15, 2010

Pamela Anderson Regrets All That Naked Stuff

Pamela Anderson is starting to regret… pretty much her entire life’s work. Turns out that shit can really mess a kid up. Who knew? Via Guanabee:

“My children are made fun of because I have posed naked,” confessed actress and model, Pamela Anderson while attending a Playboy party during a two day tour…

By: The Superficial / September 22, 2010

Pamela Anderson is See-Throughy and Other News

- Justin Bieber is writing a memoir already. Oh, good, I look forward to seeing Chapter 4: Kim Kardashian Touched Me Places being listed as Exhibit A. [Popeater]

- Lady GaGa doesn’t want men to steal the creativity out of her vagina. No, really. [Dlisted]

- Sofia Vergara’s still working the…

By: The Superficial / August 2, 2010

Pamela Anderson in a Bikini for PETA

Here’s a computer-generated image of what Pamela Anderson might have looked like 15 years ago urging you to believe animals are just like people because PETA has to come up with crazy shit every month or they stop getting donations to pay their employees for not respecting the food chain:…

By: The Superficial / July 15, 2010

Pamela Anderson is wasted and other news

- Kirstie Alley clearly understands weight loss. [Dlisted]

- Jason Trawick is a fucking idiot. [Lainey Gossip]

- Jennifer Love Hewitt has been cheated on “a lot.” [PopEater]

- Sophie Monk in Ralph which is not a magazine by and for the end of Lindsay Lohan’s evenings. [HollywoodTuna]

- Erin

By: The Superficial / April 7, 2010

This’ll wake you up.

Does Richie Rich actually design clothes? I ask because it seems like every single one of his fashion shows revolves around Pamela Anderson showing everyone where the hepatitis is. Maybe I’m just ignorant of the inner-workings of the fashion industry, but I’m pretty sure he hasn’t designed a single thing since he found the…

By: The Superficial / February 18, 2010

Pamela Anderson’s career reaches its zenith

Pamela Anderson is set to appear on the next season of Dancing with the Stars which is, sadly, the best thing that will ever happen to her career before she dies. Let’s be honest. RadarOnline reports:

In a move that’s sure to boost the male viewing audience, Pam and the show have agreed…

By: The Superficial / February 4, 2010
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