Padma Lakshmi bikini photos, Angelina Jolie might direct Captain Marvel, Miranda Kerr’s still in lingerie and so is Scarlett Johansson (kinda.) Your morning links.
Padma Lakshmi wants you to know it looks she has a penis when she runs. You’re now richer for this information.
- Jessica Biel will birth Justin Timberlake a child or die get cheated on constantly trying. [Lainey Gossip]
- James Franco takes a step backward from jizzing on Batman’s face by doing almost-nudes. [Dlisted]
- There Are Sexy Chivers Among Us [theCHIVE]
- Miley Cyrus’ older sister is apparently someone that exists and is way…
Eliza Dushku, Padma Lakshmi and Chelsea Handler all pose nude for the upcoming issue of Allure magazine, and understandably there’s been some airbrushing done. Or Padma and Eliza were born without nipples. Who knows? That said, there’s no way that’s Chelsea Handler’s body. I always imagined it more gray. And with batwings.
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