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Kate Hudson Sees Dead People

In an interview with a British radio show, Kate Hudson revealed she once saw a woman’s ghost which is all the excuse I need to repost these bikini photos of her ass. That other stuff I was talking about via Us Weekly:

Hudson, who appeared on the U.K. talk show alongside Wish IMore »

Tom Hiddleston Did Samuel L. Jackson As Loki

Last week, Tom Hiddleston broke the Internet by doing an insanely dead-on impression of Owen Wilson as Loki, and now here he is doing Samuel L. Jackson as Loki. Which is great unless your Nerdy Avril Lavigne who apparently sees shit like this everyday. Some of us aren’t married to Dungeon Master Chad Kroeger, lady. More »

Owen Wilson Knocked Up A Married Woman

“Alright, me! Everybody clap.”

In an interview to promote Free Birds yesterday, Owen Wilson confirmed to Extra that he’s going to be a dad again, only this time with his married personal trainer because apparently knocking up chicks with husbands is the new hotness. In more important news, five years ago Owen Wilson… More »

Owen Wilson is Going to Be a Dad

Owen Wilson and his “girlfriend of more than a year” are expecting a baby, according to Entertainment Weekly. This is of course fantastic news because there’s nothing like a heroin addict who tries to kill himself every time he’s dumped becoming a father. I feel like I’m writing a fairy tale. Wheeeeee!

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Owen Wilson is a Great Golf Buddy

Here’s Owen Wilson openly taking a leak on a golf course in Hawaii because rich people can do whatever the hell they want. Seriously, we think we know what it’s like to be rich, but this is just tip of the yellow iceberg. He probably zipped up then used a monster truck to drive the… More »

Jennifer Love Hewitt eats food (And other stuff that happened)

Things that occurred:

- Jennifer Love Hewitt loves cheeseburgers. I knew it! [Me]

- Ginnifer Goodwin and Chris Klein break up. Two people found that news interesting; I’ll let you guess who they are. [People]

- Jennifer Aniston says her private life is “none of your fucking business” during press junket. Meanwhile,… More »

Kate Hudson dating Lance Armstrong, this celeb-banging train waits for no man! (That means you, Owen Wilson.)

Kate Hudson is wasting no time getting over Owen Wilson and has moved on to champion cyclist Lance Armstrong. I guess the only way for me to touch that butt is to stop using training wheels. But what if I get an ouchie?! Us Magazine reports:

The new couple went on a… More »

Kate Hudson & Owen Wilson stop having random sex with each other

Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson have officially broken up – again. Oh no. This can’t end well. Especially when one of Owen’s pals makes the following comment to People:

“It was a pretty bad breakup,” says a Wilson pal. “Owen said it was a tough one. He definitely doesn’t want to dwell… More »

Kate Hudson & Owen Wilson engaged – or not?

Owen Wilson, no doubt riding the dragon again, allegedly proposed to Kate Hudson who, uh, wow seems to be wearing my grandmother’s curtains. I have no freaking clue what’s going on there except Kate better steer clear of any cats and/or open flames. The Sun reports:

“Kate supported Owen during his low patch and… More »

Jennifer Aniston wears short shorts

Here’s shots of Jennifer Aniston wearing short shorts on the set of her new movie Marley & Me where she may or may not be riding horses made of butterscotch with Owen Wilson. Or something to that effect. These pictures might not have anything to do with anything but I just stared into Amy Winehouse’sMore »

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