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Kate Hudson Sees Dead People

In an interview with a British radio show, Kate Hudson revealed she once saw a woman’s ghost which is all the excuse I need to repost these bikini photos of her ass. That other stuff I was talking about via Us Weekly:

Hudson, who appeared on the U.K. talk show alongside Wish IMore »

Tom Hiddleston Did Samuel L. Jackson As Loki

Last week, Tom Hiddleston broke the Internet by doing an insanely dead-on impression of Owen Wilson as Loki, and now here he is doing Samuel L. Jackson as Loki. Which is great unless your Nerdy Avril Lavigne who apparently sees shit like this everyday. Some of us aren’t married to Dungeon Master Chad Kroeger, lady. More »

Owen Wilson Knocked Up A Married Woman

“Alright, me! Everybody clap.”

In an interview to promote Free Birds yesterday, Owen Wilson confirmed to Extra that he’s going to be a dad again, only this time with his married personal trainer because apparently knocking up chicks with husbands is the new hotness. In more important news, five years ago Owen Wilson… More »

Owen Wilson is Going to Be a Dad

Owen Wilson and his “girlfriend of more than a year” are expecting a baby, according to Entertainment Weekly. This is of course fantastic news because there’s nothing like a heroin addict who tries to kill himself every time he’s dumped becoming a father. I feel like I’m writing a fairy tale. Wheeeeee!

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Owen Wilson is a Great Golf Buddy

Here’s Owen Wilson openly taking a leak on a golf course in Hawaii because rich people can do whatever the hell they want. Seriously, we think we know what it’s like to be rich, but this is just tip of the yellow iceberg. He probably zipped up then used a monster truck to drive the… More »

Jennifer Love Hewitt eats food (And other stuff that happened)

Things that occurred:

- Jennifer Love Hewitt loves cheeseburgers. I knew it! [Me]

- Ginnifer Goodwin and Chris Klein break up. Two people found that news interesting; I’ll let you guess who they are. [People]

- Jennifer Aniston says her private life is “none of your fucking business” during press junket. Meanwhile,… More »

Kate Hudson dating Lance Armstrong, this celeb-banging train waits for no man! (That means you, Owen Wilson.)

Kate Hudson is wasting no time getting over Owen Wilson and has moved on to champion cyclist Lance Armstrong. I guess the only way for me to touch that butt is to stop using training wheels. But what if I get an ouchie?! Us Magazine reports:

The new couple went on a… More »

Kate Hudson & Owen Wilson stop having random sex with each other

Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson have officially broken up – again. Oh no. This can’t end well. Especially when one of Owen’s pals makes the following comment to People:

“It was a pretty bad breakup,” says a Wilson pal. “Owen said it was a tough one. He definitely doesn’t want to dwell… More »

Kate Hudson & Owen Wilson engaged – or not?

Owen Wilson, no doubt riding the dragon again, allegedly proposed to Kate Hudson who, uh, wow seems to be wearing my grandmother’s curtains. I have no freaking clue what’s going on there except Kate better steer clear of any cats and/or open flames. The Sun reports:

“Kate supported Owen during his low patch and… More »

Jennifer Aniston wears short shorts

Here’s shots of Jennifer Aniston wearing short shorts on the set of her new movie Marley & Me where she may or may not be riding horses made of butterscotch with Owen Wilson. Or something to that effect. These pictures might not have anything to do with anything but I just stared into Amy Winehouse’sMore »

Owen Wilson to Jennifer Aniston: Kate who?

Owen Wilson is apparently tired of Kate Hudson’s heavenly ass and is moving on to Jennifer Aniston. The two are currently filming Marley & Me in Miami and their on-screen romance is moving off-screen, according to Star: Or at least easily rumored to be thanks to tons of pictures of them, oh, I dunno, playing… More »

Kate Hudson went to Miami for Owen Wilson

Kate Hudson’s recent trip to Miami is reportedly all about spending time with Owen Wilson. Owen’s in town filming Marley & Me with Jennifer Aniston. Kate just happened to have some free time to jet down to Florida to rekindle their romance and become the subject of intense pregnancy rumors until she shut everyone up… More »

Kate Hudson hooking up with Owen Wilson

Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson are supposedly rekindling their relationship. This can not end well. Too soon? Nah, just right. Here’s what Us Weekly has to say:

Now that Wilson, 39, is healthy again – he presented an award at Sunday’s Academy Awards – he and Hudson may be rebuilding their romance, Us Weekly… More »

Owen Wilson and Le Call go to Hawaii

Owen Wilson took his new girlfriend supermodel Le Call to Hawaii for a couple of days of sun and relaxation. It’s good to see Owen Wilson enjoying life and getting back to the simple pleasures. Like banging supermodels and jet-setting to Hawaii at a moment’s notice. You know, normal day-to-day stuff that the… More »

Owen Wilson wants you to watch him pee

Owen Wilson is doing his best to prove he’s not using drugs. He’s even gone as far as keeping the bathroom door open at all times no matter where he’s at. Page Six reports:

The recently hospitalized “Darjeeling Limited” star attended a ball in honor of artist Takashi Murikami. “He was with… More »

Jessica Simpson and Owen Wilson spotted together

A spy for Star magazine spotted Jessica Simpson and Owen Wilson out together over the weekend. The two met on the set of a Willie Nelson video a few weeks ago and seem to be hitting it off, according to NY Daily News:

The two dined Sunday at the Huntley Hotel in… More »

Kate Hudson is barred from Owen Wilson

Owen Wilson’s family is preventing Kate Hudson from reaching out to him after his attempted suicide last week, according to NY Daily News:

A source close to the actress says her attempts to send regards have been rebuffed by Wilson’s camp. “Kate has been trying to get in touch with Owen and… More »

Owen Wilson didn’t overdose

An attorney for Owen Wilson tells Access Hollywood that Owen did slit his wrists, but contrary to reports there was no drug overdose and he didn’t get his stomach pumped. The attorney adds that Owen had been taking antidepressants, but he was not aware of any other drugs in his system at the… More »

Owen Wilson was hooked on drugs

Owen Wilson was reportedly struggling with depression and hooked on heroin and cocaine, and it was his drug addiction that caused his breakup with Kate Hudson. And who’s to blame for all this? Apparently some British guy named Steve Coogan. The New York Post reports:

“I went through it with Steve,” Coogan’s… More »

UPDATE – Owen Wilson attempts suicide

Owen Wilson was taken to St. John’s hospital in Santa Monica, California Sunday afternoon and the National Enquirer is claiming it was a suicide attempt. They say that he sliced his left wrist and took an overdose of pills. He was transferred from St. John’s after being stabilized to be detoxed and details… More »

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