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Brie Larson Definitely Wants Casey Affleck To Go F*ck Himself

Brie Larson is a goddamn boss (and our children are going to be adorable). What? I didn’t say anything. More »


Perving Over Emma Stone Caused The Best Picture Oscar Mistake

Emma Stone’s hotness caused the Best Picture flub at the Oscars. Or is that what Obama wants us to think?! More »


Okay, So Maybe Nicole Kidman Clapping Is Weird As Shit

Turns out the internet was onto something with Nicole Kidman clapping. Holy shit. More »


Welcome To The Internet, Ryan Gosling’s Sister’s Boobs!

Where did the giant breasts next to Ryan Gosling at the Oscars come from? His mother’s vagina! Did not see that coming. More »


Kim Kardashian Didn’t Get Invited To Any Oscar Parties

And now your feel-good story of the day. More »


The Warren Beatty Old Man Troll Bonanza A.K.A. The Oscars

In which I cover the two things you need to know about the Oscars, and no, that isn’t a joke about Salma Hayek’s boobs. (Or is it? I don’t even know anymore.) More »


Amy Adams Gets Her Own Oscars Post

Amy Adams went through some shit last night, but did you see the ending of Arrival? Sonofabitch. More »


Carrie Fisher Asked Harrison Ford To Sing For Her Oscars ‘Death Reel’

Carrie Fisher asked Harrison Ford if he would sing during her Oscars “death reel,” and a goddamn hero is trying to make it happen. More »


Good News, Everybody, A Black Guy Actually Did Win Best Actor

Looks like #OscarsNotSoWhite after all. (I’ll go kill myself now.) More »


The New, Weird-Looking Olivia Munn Wants You To Stare At Her Butt

Here’s Olivia Munn’s butt in her Psylocke costume while I fall over twitching in a pile of Oscar photos for a minute. More »


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