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Good News, Everybody, A Black Guy Actually Did Win Best Actor

Looks like #OscarsNotSoWhite after all. (I’ll go kill myself now.) More »


The New, Weird-Looking Olivia Munn Wants You To Stare At Her Butt

Here’s Olivia Munn’s butt in her Psylocke costume while I fall over twitching in a pile of Oscar photos for a minute. More »


Jennifer Lawrence’s Republican Family: ‘Your Career Is Over’

Jennifer Lawrence’s family likes the wage gap right where it is. More »



The 2016 Vanity Fair Oscar Party

Here’s The 2016 Vanity Fair Oscar Party. There were boobs there. More »


Here’s A Bunch of White People Chris Rock Made Fun of At The Oscars

Chris Rock’s opening monologue and a bunch of (mostly) white people in fancy dresses are all you need to know about the Oscars. Just that. More »


Bristol Palin Lectured #OscarsSoWhite, Oh, Good

Bristol Palin took a position that screws over black people? Weird. More »



Alexis Arquette Called Will And Jada Pinkett Smith Closet Gays

Alexis Arquette took Jada Pinkett Smith’s Oscars boycott a tad too personally. And we’re reaping all the benefits… More »


Kathy Griffin Threw Giuliana Rancic Right Under The Bus

Kathy Griffin throws Giuliana Rancic under the bus over the Zendaya ‘Fashion Police’ incident bullshit thing. More »


Scarlett Johansson: John Travolta Isn’t ‘Creepy’ Or ‘Strange’

Scarlett Johansson defends John Travolta’s behavior at the Oscars which apparently wasn’t “strange” or “creepy.” Sure. More »



John Travolta Just Wants To Sex Women So Hard, You Know?

John Travolta wants woman so bad he can barely talk around them. More »


Irina Shayk Won The Vanity Fair Oscars Viewing Party

Irina Shayk is all you need to know about the Vanity Fair Oscars viewing party. ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW. More »


The 87th Annual Academy Awards

Full Disclosure: Emma Stone and Jennifer Aniston are making this gallery look way more exciting than it really is. I genuinely feel bad tricking you with it. More »



And Now Scarlett Johansson Getting Molested By John Travolta

Scarlett Johansson made a friend at the Oscars. He asked her to sing that “Baby” song she’s always doing on the YouTube machine. More »


Margot, Rita, JLo And Jessica Were The Hottest (I Guess)

Margot Robbie, Jennifer Lopez, Rita Ora, and Jessica Chastain were the slightly less boring standouts of an entirely boring night at the Oscars. More »


BREAKING: Jennifer Lawrence Possibly Sh*tfaced In This Dress Where You Can Sort Of See Her Butt

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The Internet’s girlfriend, and unwitting target of Jack Nicholson’s coke-fueled lust, Jennifer Lawrence, recently told Seth Myers she got so drunk she puked at an Oscars after-party.
Jen said she was so drunk, she puked on the stairs at Madonna’s after-party, and Miley walked by and said something… More »



Lady Gaga’s Demanding Photo Agencies Photoshop Her Pictures Now

While Beyonce went the less subtle route of having her publicist demand websites remove unflattering photos of her, Lady Gaga’s people were smart enough to realize photo agencies would let you have sex with your kids if it meant an exclusive and started demanding pics be “enhanced” before they’re approved for publication. A process that… More »


Why Would Andrew Garfield Be A Dick To Batkid, You Idiots?

If you’ve been bouncing around the Internet this morning, the top completely bullshit story seems to be Andrew Garfield ruining Batkid’s chance at being an Oscars presenter which he of course didn’t. It all started when Page Six decide to run a rampantly spreading report that Andrew Garfield hated his lines and went diva on… More »


Bertney And The Moobie Party

Bertney And The Moobie Party
A Word-Hero Super Tale!

Bertney loved moobies. They were always such a fun way to past the time while at home or riding in the car. Especially with Furnch fries! Her favorites have talking animals in them, silly puppets, and sometimes her old friends from being aMore »



No Miranda Kerrs Left Behind And Other News

- Charlize Theron and Sean Penn are doing red carpets now. [Lainey Gossip]

- Reese Witherspoon is a powerful (pregnant) wizard. [Dlisted]

- Things Are Getting Awfully Squishy Around Here [theCHIVE]

- Kristin Davis is sorry about Sex and The City. [Fishwrapper]

- Lupita Nyong’o photobombed the… More »


Justin #Bbare: World’s Most Elephant Shakesbeard

‘Fore we even get started up here, let the platinum records show that my boy B-Bare is the stone cold, numba one pussy slayer. Bitches be gettin’ wet just thinkin’ ’bout him, and he be wettin’ them bitches just thinkin’ ’bout them. It’s a wizardry y’all don’t know nothin’ bout which is why it’s a… More »


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