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Orlando Bloom Warned Miranda Kerr About His Penis

Orlando Bloom gave Miranda Kerr a “heads up” – Get it? Like the top of a dick! – about his naked penis. More »

Orlando Bloom Wants To Put A Baby In Katy Perry

In Orlando Bloom’s defense, you want something around to remind Justin Bieber you’ve been there first. You never know. More »

Orlando Bloom Uncensored Naked Penis Photo, Anyone?

Orlando Bloom’s naked penis stopped by after all. More »

Katy Perry & Selena Gomez Love Each Other And Want To Get Married

So that whole Orlando Bloom cheating on Katy Perry with Selena Gomez thing worked itself out. More »

Orlando Bloom Probably Cheated On Katy Perry With Selena Gomez

Orlando Bloom allegedly cheated on Katy Perry with Selena Gomez, because his life is lightyears better than any of us can imagine. More »

Katy Perry & Orlando Bloom Might Be Banging After All

Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom is probably happening. More »

So Who Wants To See Orlando Bloom Strike Out With Katy Perry?

Orlando Bloom tried to bang Katy Perry’s breasts. It didn’t work. More »

And Now Chris Pratt Remembering Every Word From Eminem’s Verse In ‘Forgot About Dre’

While I did stupid shit like go to college, Chris Pratt spent the early 2000s living in a van in Maui where he smoked weed all day and listened to Eminem. And if you think I’m being sarcastic, I sit in a basement writing about famous tits while Chris Pratt’s basically Space Robert Downey Jr. More »

And Now It’s Time To Play ‘How Many Kardashians Did Justin Bieber Bang?’

After the Orlando Bloom incident which apparently all started after Leonardo DiCaprio “flicked” Justin Bieber away, the little shit should be a social pariah for all intents and purposes. But then again, he technically still has money, so naturally the Kardashians not only talked Kanye West into convincing his lover Riccardo Tisci to invite Bieber… More »

Justin Bieber’s Still F*cking With Orlando Bloom

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Justin Bieber is a little bitch. Which is really all the introduction I need here, but just in case, here are new details from his brush-up with Orlando Bloom that, just like earlier accounts, still involve him making a smartass remark about Miranda Kerr only this time there’s a cameo… More »

Justin Bieber Pissed Off Legolas By Bragging About Miranda Kerr

Now that Orlando Bloom is the hero the Internet deserves, but not the one it needs right now, here’s what prompted him to take a swing at a lesbian rapper early this morning, according to Page Six:

“Justin was at one table, and Orlando was at another,” a source told us. “But when… More »

Orlando Bloom Took A Swing At Justin Bieber

Seen here partying his dick off in Spain, Orlando Bloom reportedly took a swing at Justin Bieber Wednesday morning Ibiza time causing the hardest rapper in all of Canada-land to flee a restaurant because of the prettiest elf in Middle Earth. And to the applause of every single person there if not humanity at large. More »

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