Posts tagged "Orlando Bloom"

And Now Chris Pratt Remembering Every Word From Eminem’s Verse In ‘Forgot About Dre’

While I did stupid shit like go to college, Chris Pratt spent the early 2000s living in a van in Maui where he smoked weed all day and listened to Eminem. And if you think I'm being sarcastic, I sit in a basement writing about famous tits while Chris …
By: The Superficial / August 5, 2014

And Now It’s Time To Play ‘How Many Kardashians Did Justin Bieber Bang?’

After the Orlando Bloom incident which apparently all started after Leonardo DiCaprio "flicked" Justin Bieber away, the little shit should be a social pariah for all intents and purposes. But then again, he technically still has money, so naturally the Kardashians not only talked Kanye West into convincing …
By: The Superficial / August 4, 2014

Justin Bieber’s Still F*cking With Orlando Bloom

catwolf9899's good people. Justin Bieber is a little bitch. Which is really all the introduction I need here, but just in case, here are new details from his brush-up with Orlando Bloom that, just like earlier accounts, still involve him making a smartass remark about Miranda Kerr only this …
By: The Superficial / July 30, 2014

Justin Bieber Pissed Off Legolas By Bragging About Miranda Kerr

Now that Orlando Bloom is the hero the Internet deserves, but not the one it needs right now, here's what prompted him to take a swing at a lesbian rapper early this morning, according to Page Six: “Justin was at one table, and Orlando was at another,” a source told us.
By: The Superficial / July 30, 2014

Orlando Bloom Took A Swing At Justin Bieber

Seen here partying his dick off in Spain, Orlando Bloom reportedly took a swing at Justin Bieber Wednesday morning Ibiza time causing the hardest rapper in all of Canada-land to flee a restaurant because of the prettiest elf in Middle Earth. And to the applause of every single person there if …
By: The Superficial / July 29, 2014

Justin Bieber Wrote A Sizzurp Carol

Posted by Photo Boy For the past few days I've been meaning to run this set of Selena Gomez getting herself drunk enough to revenge bang Orlando Bloom's greasy little elf dick, but I kept getting distracted. So, what better time than now, as we celebrate the release of …
By: Photo Boy / April 30, 2014

Selena Gomez Is Banging Orlando Bloom

Considering Miranda Kerr cheated on Orlando Bloom with Justin Bieber, it seems only fair that he'd get to bang Selena Gomez, and so he is much to the dismay of #BBare. Via Hollywood Life: Justin Bieber, 20, is furious over Selena Gomez, 21, …
By: The Superficial / April 3, 2014

Lindsay Lohan’s Client List Just Got Bigger

Last week, In Touch published a handwritten list of celebrities that Lindsay Lohan had sex with because she's broke and will do anything for money. Except part of the list was blurred out for reasons that can now be described as milking the fuck out of this thing because …
By: The Superficial / March 19, 2014

Justin Bieber Broke Up Miranda Kerr & Orlando Bloom? The Justin Bieber?

It's pretty much a given that Justin Bieber banged Barbara Palvin after The 2012 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, but now comes word that he probably also had sex with Miranda Kerr because Justice Scalia was right. The devil is real, and he is doing something besides …
By: The Superficial / October 31, 2013

Miranda Kerr Is Single

We're still two months away from the Baby Jesus' birthday, and yet he's already bestowed a gift upon us by breaking up Miranda Kerr and Legolas even though we kind of murdered his ass then went, "Haha, remember all that stuff he said about poor people? Fuck that." E! News reports: …
By: The Superficial / October 25, 2013

‘The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug’ Has A Trailer

Here's the first trailer for The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug which looks like it'll be exactly like The Hobbit right down to the epic battle scenes, gorgeous landscapes and expanded Tolkien lore all punctuated with random slapstick that kills the whole movie dead. So if you really want to sell me on this …
By: The Superficial / June 11, 2013

Miranda Kerr’s In A Bikini, Clearly Hates Jesus

Because a woman's body is her husband's property - After two years of bringing in sweet Victoria's Secret checks, of course. - here's the godless Jezebel Miranda Kerr flaunting her carnal treasures in Australia so that men may become filled with lust and spill their seed upon the ground thus fertilizing Satan's subterranean …
By: The Superficial / February 9, 2012

Miranda Kerr Named Her Son After Her Ex

In case there were any doubts on who wears the cleavage-pants in Miranda Kerr and Orlando Bloom's relationship, she apparently named their son after her ex-boyfriend because who doesn't like having a constant reminder of the guy who used to bang your wife around? Frankly, I prefer it. Via …
By: The Superficial / July 13, 2011

Jon & Kate Plus Televised Marriage Counseling

- Jon & Kate Gosselin are letting TLC tape their marriage counseling sessions. You know what they should tape? The child support hearings. Mostly because I've always wanted to see the look of a man forced to pay $1 million/month and wear a court-ordered condom for the rest of his life. [Jezebel] - Miranda …
By: The Superficial / May 22, 2009

Orlando Bloom & Miranda Kerr ain’t nothin’ but mammals

Miranda Kerr and Orlando Bloom decided to show the world how two beautiful people make-out yesterday. Funny, this is absolutely nothing like the way I do it. Unless there was an exchange of money beforehand then, yeah, they pretty much nailed it. Photos: Flynet …
By: The Superficial / February 27, 2009

Orlando Bloom is expanding his range

Here are some shots of Orlando Bloom sporting tattoos all over his body and walking around topless in leather pants. And yeah, sure, I guess I could mention he's on the set of some movie, but then you probably wouldn't believe me when I tell you this is how he spends all his Fridays. Because …
By: Superficial / January 31, 2009

Miranda Kerr is keeping hope alive

Good news, everybody! Despite what the media has been reporting (what with its anti-single-supermodels agenda), Miranda Kerr is not--repeat, not--marrying Orlando Bloom. People reports: A rep for Bloom's girlfriend Miranda Kerr is knocking down a report in the Australian media Sunday that the Pirates of the Caribbean star and the model are engaged.
By: Tim Kinnealy / November 30, 2008

Miranda Kerr gets topless for Orlando Bloom

Victoria's Secret model Miranda Kerr and boyfriend Orlando Bloom hit up Gran Canaria, Spain for some topless action. I love how she's using a book to cover her fun parts. When I'm nude it requires the whole Encyclopedia Brittanica to cover my business. You know, once it loaded onto an iPod. I should really turn …
By: The Superficial / June 23, 2008

Orlando Bloom has to clean up for Miranda Kerr

Apparently Orlando Bloom subscribes to the Britney Spears' School of Hygiene because his girlfriend Victoria's Secret model Miranda Kerr (above) wants him to quit being such a filthy bastard, according to Star: "Miranda thinks Orlando is too smelly. Recently, she asked him if he could wash his clothes and perhaps shower more often." …
By: The Superficial / February 28, 2008

Orlando Bloom is a knight in shining armor

Orlando Bloom was involved in a wreck last night. After being cut off, he crashed his vehicle into a parked Porsche. He had two female passengers in the car that were both injured. Check out Orlando's heroic actions immediately after the crash. TMZ reports: In video taken immediately following this morning's accident, Bloom can …
By: The Superficial / October 12, 2007
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