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Orlando Bloom Wants To Put A Baby In Katy Perry

In Orlando Bloom’s defense, you want something around to remind Justin Bieber you’ve been there first. You never know. More »

Orlando Bloom Uncensored Naked Penis Photo, Anyone?

Orlando Bloom’s naked penis stopped by after all. More »

Katy Perry & Selena Gomez Love Each Other And Want To Get Married

So that whole Orlando Bloom cheating on Katy Perry with Selena Gomez thing worked itself out. More »

Orlando Bloom Probably Cheated On Katy Perry With Selena Gomez

Orlando Bloom allegedly cheated on Katy Perry with Selena Gomez, because his life is lightyears better than any of us can imagine. More »

Katy Perry & Orlando Bloom Might Be Banging After All

Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom is probably happening. More »

So Who Wants To See Orlando Bloom Strike Out With Katy Perry?

Orlando Bloom tried to bang Katy Perry’s breasts. It didn’t work. More »

And Now Chris Pratt Remembering Every Word From Eminem’s Verse In ‘Forgot About Dre’

While I did stupid shit like go to college, Chris Pratt spent the early 2000s living in a van in Maui where he smoked weed all day and listened to Eminem. And if you think I’m being sarcastic, I sit in a basement writing about famous tits while Chris Pratt’s basically Space Robert Downey Jr. More »

And Now It’s Time To Play ‘How Many Kardashians Did Justin Bieber Bang?’

After the Orlando Bloom incident which apparently all started after Leonardo DiCaprio “flicked” Justin Bieber away, the little shit should be a social pariah for all intents and purposes. But then again, he technically still has money, so naturally the Kardashians not only talked Kanye West into convincing his lover Riccardo Tisci to invite Bieber… More »

Justin Bieber’s Still F*cking With Orlando Bloom

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Justin Bieber is a little bitch. Which is really all the introduction I need here, but just in case, here are new details from his brush-up with Orlando Bloom that, just like earlier accounts, still involve him making a smartass remark about Miranda Kerr only this time there’s a cameo… More »

Justin Bieber Pissed Off Legolas By Bragging About Miranda Kerr

Now that Orlando Bloom is the hero the Internet deserves, but not the one it needs right now, here’s what prompted him to take a swing at a lesbian rapper early this morning, according to Page Six:

“Justin was at one table, and Orlando was at another,” a source told us. “But when… More »

Orlando Bloom Took A Swing At Justin Bieber

Seen here partying his dick off in Spain, Orlando Bloom reportedly took a swing at Justin Bieber Wednesday morning Ibiza time causing the hardest rapper in all of Canada-land to flee a restaurant because of the prettiest elf in Middle Earth. And to the applause of every single person there if not humanity at large. More »

Justin Bieber Wrote A Sizzurp Carol

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For the past few days I’ve been meaning to run this set of Selena Gomez getting herself drunk enough to revenge bang Orlando Bloom’s greasy little elf dick, but I kept getting distracted. So, what better time than now, as we celebrate the release of Justin Bieber’s new song… More »

Selena Gomez Is Banging Orlando Bloom

Considering Miranda Kerr cheated on Orlando Bloom with Justin Bieber, it seems only fair that he’d get to bang Selena Gomez, and so he is much to the dismay of #BBare. Via Hollywood Life:

Justin Bieber, 20, is furious over Selena Gomez, 21, allegedly flirting with Orlando Bloom. The Biebs is used to… More »

Lindsay Lohan’s Client List Just Got Bigger

Last week, In Touch published a handwritten list of celebrities that Lindsay Lohan had sex with because she’s broke and will do anything for money. Except part of the list was blurred out for reasons that can now be described as milking the fuck out of this thing because here’s the next batch:

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Justin Bieber Broke Up Miranda Kerr & Orlando Bloom? The Justin Bieber?

It’s pretty much a given that Justin Bieber banged Barbara Palvin after The 2012 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show, but now comes word that he probably also had sex with Miranda Kerr because Justice Scalia was right. The devil is real, and he is doing something besides making pigs run off cliffs. It’s this, he’s doing… More »

Miranda Kerr Is Single

We’re still two months away from the Baby Jesus’ birthday, and yet he’s already bestowed a gift upon us by breaking up Miranda Kerr and Legolas even though we kind of murdered his ass then went, “Haha, remember all that stuff he said about poor people? Fuck that.” E! News reports:
A rep for… More »

‘The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug’ Has A Trailer

Here’s the first trailer for The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug which looks like it’ll be exactly like The Hobbit right down to the epic battle scenes, gorgeous landscapes and expanded Tolkien lore all punctuated with random slapstick that kills the whole movie dead. So if you really want to sell me on this one,… More »

Miranda Kerr’s In A Bikini, Clearly Hates Jesus

Because a woman’s body is her husband’s property – After two years of bringing in sweet Victoria’s Secret checks, of course. – here’s the godless Jezebel Miranda Kerr flaunting her carnal treasures in Australia so that men may become filled with lust and spill their seed upon the ground thus fertilizing Satan’s subterranean army which… More »

Miranda Kerr Named Her Son After Her Ex

In case there were any doubts on who wears the cleavage-pants in Miranda Kerr and Orlando Bloom’s relationship, she apparently named their son after her ex-boyfriend because who doesn’t like having a constant reminder of the guy who used to bang your wife around? Frankly, I prefer it. Via Us Magazine:

Born on… More »

Jon & Kate Plus Televised Marriage Counseling

- Jon & Kate Gosselin are letting TLC tape their marriage counseling sessions. You know what they should tape? The child support hearings. Mostly because I’ve always wanted to see the look of a man forced to pay $1 million/month and wear a court-ordered condom for the rest of his life. [Jezebel]

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