Posts tagged "Oprah"

Josh Duggar Police Report: He Groped His Sisters In Their Sleep

Josh Duggar allegedly molested five minors in their sleep which he confessed to his parents who waited a year before contacting authorities, according to the official police report.

The Superficial / May 21, 2015

That ‘Suicide Squad’ Movie With Jared Leto As The Joker Is Happening

Yesterday, Warner Bros. confirmed in a press release that Jared Leto will play The Joker in the film version of Suicide Squad along with announcing the rest of the cast which includes:

Will Smith as Deadshot (“BUT HE’S WHITE!” – The Internet soon)
Margot Robbie as Harley Quinn
Tom Hardy a…

The Superficial / December 3, 2014

Lindsay Lohan Had A Miscarriage, You Guys

Here’s a quick little timeline of this post for the sake of reinforcing what a gaping cuntbag of a liar Lindsay Lohan is which is my main thesis here if not every single time I talk about her. So last night I got some posts set up in advance because my car’s in the garage…

The Superficial / April 21, 2014

Lindsay Lohan’s Oprah Series Has A Trailer

Here’s the trailer for Lindsay Lohan’s new docu-series which makes the trailer for Transformers 4 look like the most realistic shit you’ll see all morning. More importantly, it further proves that Lindsay will do literally anything for money including letting Oprah treat her like a dog she’s trying to house break if dogs loved coke…

The Superficial / March 5, 2014

Oprah Banished Lindsay Lohan’s Parents

There’s no way he knows who he’s posing with. Just no way.
Oprah has made some mistakes over the years like propping up Jenny McCarthy’s anti-vaccine horseshit or, even worse, not stopping this Stevie Wonder pic from happening because, again, goddammit. So this time she’s going to play things right by constantly being on Lindsay

The Superficial / September 30, 2013

Oprah’s Lindsay Lohan Ratings Stunt Didn’t Work

If you thought Oprah honestly brought Lindsay Lohan on Next Chapter to really get through to her and help her on path to self-discovery, congratulations, you have an exciting future in falling for pyramid schemes. Lindsay was on Next Chapter for ratings. Ratings she didn’t even bring because only an egomaniac like Oprah would schedule…

The Superficial / August 21, 2013

So Here’s The Bullshit Lindsay Lohan Told Oprah

Lindsay Lohan’s interview with Oprah aired last night, and I’m not sure if you’re ready for this, but you might want to sit down: She’s super, super, super serious about being sober this time. This is for real the true reinvention of Lindsay Morgan Lohan, professional actress. In fact, she’s so serious about being sober…

The Superficial / August 19, 2013

Lindsay Lohan Is Still Lindsay Lohan

Right now there’s a concentrated effort to make Lindsay Lohan look like she’s a whole new person who’s accepted Oprah into her heart as her Lord and Savior. Except if you look at everything she’s done since the day before she got out of rehab, you’ll see she’s still doing the same old shit:

The Superficial / August 6, 2013

Lindsay Lohan Got $2 Million From Oprah?

While I was busy going TL;DR on robots punching monsters in the face, word got out that Oprah Winfrey was not only giving Lindsay Lohan her first post-rehab interview, but also a reality show on OWN. And now we find out it’s costing Oprah $2 million which makes absolutely no sense because she doesn’t eve…

The Superficial / July 16, 2013

Rihanna To Oprah: ‘Chris Brown Is The Love Of My Life,’ Just… Goddammit

Chris Brown almost brutally killed Rihanna and left her for dead after she looked at his phone and caught him cheating with another woman (or man), so of course, this is the person she just described to Oprah as the “love of her life.” Via E! News:
“We love each other and we probably alway…

The Superficial / August 20, 2012

Sean Penn & Oprah Brace Haiti For Kim Kardashian’s Arrival

“There’s just not enough room for her ass. Sean, I can’t look…”
Despite my liberal leanings, I don’t see photos of Sean Penn and Oprah frantically running around Haiti in faux urgency and immediately start masturbating into a pile of arugula at a Whole Foods. (Okay, I did do that, but only to feel fancy.)…

The Superficial / December 13, 2011

Michael Vick Bails On Oprah

Michael Vick apparently wants to end up like all those dogs he murdered because he just bailed on his first post-prison interview with Oprah of all people. When reached for comment, she put on a Viking helmet and starting singing “I’m gonna fuck that boy uuuuuppp” in a opera singer voice. TMZ reports:
“After careful…

The Superficial / February 17, 2011

Hugh Jackman Almost Dies for Oprah

“I have found your blood offering acceptable, Australia. Kia Sorentos for everyone!”
Hugh Jackman almost lost his life for Oprah while filming a segment at the Sydney Opera House this morning. He was supposed to make a heroic zip-line entrance to the stage, but instead decided to crash directly into the lighting rig to prove…

The Superficial / December 14, 2010

Now who’s gonna snowmobile with Tom Cruise?

Leaving Tom Cruise with no couch to jump on, save those of shirtless sailors and dollhouses, Oprah Winfrey announced today she’ll be ending her talk show after 25 years on the air. Via People:
“After much prayer and careful thought, I decided that next season, season 25 will be the last season,” Winfrey told audience…

The Superficial / November 20, 2009

Chris Brown to Oprah: ‘Bitch, get my back!’

In his Hey, Please Buy My Music issue of People, Chris Brown takes a swing at Oprah for having a domestic violence episode of her show – dedicated to Rihanna:
“I commend Oprah on being like, ‘This is a problem,’ but it was a slap in my face. I did a lot of stuff for…

The Superficial / September 4, 2009

Oprah Winfrey evacuated

Oprah Winfrey’s Montecito mansion is being evacuated after the Southern California wildfires have come within a few miles of it. Us reports:
The source tells Us that movers arrived at the talk show host’s $50 million mansion, which is located just outside of Santa Barbara, and have been packing her belongings to prepare for the…

Superficial / May 9, 2009

Jessica Simpson’s parents are f-cked up

- Jessica Simpson’s mom is apparently also obsessed with her daughter’s breasts. Or she could just be trying to find a common interest with her husband. Married people are weird. [Celebslam]
- Oprah is on Twitter! Her first tweet-to-tweet was with Jimmy Fallon, and yet she continued to use the service. Is Oprah drinking again?

The Superficial / April 17, 2009

Oprah Winfrey on Rihanna & Chris Brown. Finally!

Like anyone with a pulse, I was about to pee myself in anticipation for Oprah Winfrey to weigh in on the Rihanna/Chris Brown scandal. Finally, that time has come. On her show Friday, The Big O laid it out for the two recently reunited, and potentially married, lovebirds. Via People:
“Chris Brown and Rihanna, if…

The Superficial / March 9, 2009

Oprah wants to marry Kate Winslet’s breasts

Oprah Winfrey must be feeling the effects of her new diet because she practically proposed marriage to Kate Winslet’s breasts on her show yesterday. Us Magazine reports:
“I love the fact that you have real breasts, ’cause in all the breast scenes, your breasts do what real breasts do,” she said Tuesday on The Oprah

The Superficial / January 14, 2009

Oprah Winfrey hits 200 lbs, blames food

Oprah Winfrey has admittedly “fallen off the wagon” and now weighs in at 200 pounds. She opens up about her personal battle in the upcoming issue of O Magazine where she admits to over-eating and not being able to fit in her gown for President-elect Obama’s inauguration. The AP reports:
“I had a dress o…

The Superficial / December 9, 2008
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