Posts tagged "Olivia Wilde"

Olivia Wilde’s In A Bikini

It's been a contentious time of race relations, the horrible alleged crimes of once-beloved idols, and the long-simmering debate of whether or not little people should be given a gun and a badge. So here's Olivia Wilde in a bikini for no other reason than she's i…
By: The Superficial / December 9, 2014

Olivia Wilde’s Breastfeeding, Too

Here's Olivia Wilde breastfeeding her son for the September issue of Glamour because not only is it National Breastfeeding Month, it's apparently World Breastfeeding Week, so let's pretend that's why I posted those pics of Gwen Stefani breastfeeding yesterday. Because it certainly wasn't…
By: The Superficial / August 5, 2014

The 86th Annual Academy Awards

I pretty much made my feelings on the Oscars known last night - Although, kudos to Rust Cohle for his work as an undercover AIDS patient. - so here are the best red carpet pics Photo Boy could find while I sat in the corner making beer can men and mumbling…
By: The Superficial / March 3, 2014

The Best Looking Women At The Golden Globes: A Non-Definitive Or Even Comprehensive List

Just in case you didn't believe me that the Golden Globes were boring as all hell, here are the most attractive women from the red carpet: Amy Adams, Margot Robbie, Sofia Vergara, Amber Heard, and Olivia Wilde. And if you're wondering,…
By: The Superficial / January 13, 2014

You Know What? F*ck You, Jason Sudeikis

Because I have nothing to offer women outside of mediocre penetration and habitual mocking of every TV show they like, I'll probably never to get have sex with Olivia Wilde. But if I do because that stuff I said earlier actually does sound kind of romantic if you think about it, it would've…
By: The Superficial / October 28, 2013

Olivia Wilde Was In A Bikini, Too

Olivia Wilde was in a bikini this weekend, and while she may not have an ass that makes you believe in a divine creator or Ireland Baldwin's, we should probably still look at it anyway. Not to mention it'll throw Chris Hansen off our trail. He's been tracking us since Rivendell.
By: The Superficial / May 28, 2013

Did Olivia Wilde Get Implants? And Other News

- Jennifer Lopez wants to marry Casper Smart now. This should end well. [Lainey Gossip] - Never mind, GOOP totally loves punk now and the MET Gala. Anna Wintour can release her children now. [Dlisted] - No Bras Allowed [theCHIVE] - Demi Lovato wants to get pregnant now, so…
By: The Superficial / May 17, 2013

Blake Lively’s Cleavage And These Other People At The MET Gala

Posted by Photo Boy So here's everyone else at last night's MET Gala, which was supposed to have something to do with punk rock, but I didn't see Avril Lavigne there, so that can't be right. *dodges broken bottles* I guess the point of this event is to raise a shit-ton of money…
By: Photo Boy / May 7, 2013

Here’s Everyone Else(‘s Cleavage) From The 2013 White House Correspondents’ Association Dinner

Posted by Photo Boy Ridiculously dubbed "Nerd Prom" this year by people who clearly don't understand how politicians are more like jocks than any other high school clique, the annual White House Correspondents' Association Dinner was unsurprisingly boring since it's a gathering of people who either know their every move is being publicly scrutinized…
By: Photo Boy / April 29, 2013

Olivia Wilde Really Wants Everyone To Know That If She Dies, Justin Bieber’s Fans Did It

Two weeks back, Justin Bieber decided to walk around London with his shirt off prompting Olivia Wilde to offer some friendly advice. Specifically, "Put your fucking shirt on." Naturally, this angered Beliebers the world over who threaten to stab Olivia's lesbian bitch neck off and feed it to Justin's hamster…
By: The Superficial / March 13, 2013

Olivia Wilde’s Vagina Died During Her Marriage Which Makes Jason Sudeikis A Necromancer. Got It.

So Olivia Wilde apparently spent Monday night talking candidly about her vagina and how her inability to lie to it followed by its death led her to divorce an Italian prince and eventually seek comfort atop Jason Sudeikis' penis that we should probably start mining for the anti-death serum. Why should Olivia Wilde…
By: The Superficial / October 10, 2012

Olivia Wilde’s In A Bikini

Here's Olivia Wilde at the beach in North Carolina where you'll notice in this post-Mila Kunis & Ashton Kutcher, Katy Perry & John Mayer world, I made the extra effort to include as little of Jason Sudeikis as possible. That's the kind of love and attention you won't find at other…
By: The Superficial / August 24, 2012

Olivia Wilde Is Your New Pregnancy Rumor

"Excuse me for a second- 'The fuck did you just say?" Apparently there's a rumor going around that Olivia Wilde is pregnant, and this may come as a shock to you, but I'm not buying this one. Mostly because Reese Witherspoon is and everyone knows pregnancy is a zero-sum game. But science aside,…
By: The Superficial / January 25, 2012

Olivia Wilde is Seriously Banging Jason Sudeikis

When Us Weekly reported that Jason Sudeikis and Olivia Wilde were dating, like pretty much everything on this site, I posted about it even though I was 90% positive it was bullshit. (Case in point: Is Russell Brand actually real, or did we all just imagine him? Discuss.) Except here's the…
By: The Superficial / January 3, 2012

Jason Sudeikis Bagged Olivia Wilde Now

Jason Sudeikis continues to inexplicably plow his way through Hollywood, and this time finds himself lodged directly in Olivia Wilde's vagina because why not? At this point, he's probably yawning anytime he walks into his bedroom. "So which completely out of my league actress do I have to bang tonight? Sigh..."…
By: The Superficial / December 8, 2011

Olivia Wilde Defends Kim Kardashian’s Divorce

For some reason (Drugs. I'm going with drugs.) Olivia Wilde felt a special kinship with Kim Kardashian last night despite the fact one of their marriages lasted several years and was actually legitimate, while the other was a 72-day cash grab built on wanton whoreduggery. Page Six reports: “I…
By: The Superficial / November 17, 2011

Olivia Wilde Looked Awesome Again
and Other News

Posted by Photo Boy - Carrie Fisher and William Shatner talk about which nerds are more justifiably still virgins in their parents' basement. [Huffington Post] - Bradley Cooper was named Sexiest Man Alive and surprise! He can't believe it. [Dlisted] - Brad Pitt…
By: Photo Boy / November 16, 2011

Olivia Wilde At The Vogue Fashion Fund Awards and Other News

Posted by Photo Boy - Amber Rose automatically makes any martini dirty. [Huffington Post] - Kathy Griffin and Jesse Tyler Ferguson just undid your breakfast. [Dlisted] - The Sexiest Man Alive honor is a curse. (Run, Skarsgard, Run!!) [Lainey Gossip] - Coco barely shoved herself into this skin-tight dress.
By: Photo Boy / November 15, 2011

Olivia Wilde is Braless and Other News

Posted by Photo Boy - Michelle Bachmann prays to God to stop healthcare reform. [BuzzFeed] - Bow Wow loves his secret daughter more than Lambos and black cards. On the real, yo. [Huffington Post] - LaToya Jackson's vagina has 1/10th the value of Demi Moore's. […
By: Photo Boy / July 7, 2011

Olivia Wilde’s With Bradley Cooper Now. Why Not?

When we last left Olivia Wilde she was having sex with Justin Timberlake, but in her defense, hasn't everybody? Amirite? Right? *holds up hand for high-five* Guys? -- Eh, you're all dicks. Anyway, she's reportedly dating Bradley Cooper now, and the two were "inseparable" over the weekend if you haven't seen the 8,000…
By: The Superficial / May 25, 2011
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