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The O.J. Knife Was A Crock of Shit

So Nicole Brown-Simpson’s head wasn’t stuck to it? Sonofabitch. More »


O.J. Simpson DGAF About That Knife

O.J. Simpson has zero fucks for whatever knives you find buried at his old house. More »


LAPD Investigating Knife Buried Outside O.J. Simpson’s House

So the LAPD has been secretly investigating a knife found by a construction worker when O.J. Simpsons house was demolished. More »


Cuba Gooding Jr. Thinks O.J. Simpson Is Innocent Now


O.J. Simpson Is Obsessed With Kim Kardashian, Yesssssssssss

It’s been a week of shitty news followed by shitheads capitalizing on said shit, so here’s a ray of sunshine piercing through the storm: O.J. Simpson is sitting in jail obsessing over Kim Kardashian and could get out as early as 2017! Is anyone else doing the pee-pee dance? I’m doing the pee-pee dance. Radar… More »


O.J.’s Trying To Bang Kris Jenner From Jail

Because The Whoring runs deep through the bloodline, Kris Jenner’s sister Karen Houghton has given a tell-all interview with In Touch where she claims O.J. Simpson is writing Kris letters from prison because she’s constantly trying to bang Scott Disick or Lamar Odom or anyone who’s not Bruce Jenner because they’re secretly separated. (Now would… More »


Of Course There’s A Kris Jenner Sex Tape

If you’re wondering how a busy, working mom like Kris Jenner found time to learn how to write, produce and direct Kim Kardashian’s sex tape, it turns out Kris is an old pro at filming people having sex. Namely herself with other men who aren’t her husband, according to the National Enquirer:

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O.J. Simpson Is Khloe Kardashian’s Dad

The National Enquirer isn’t exactly the most accurate publication known to man, mostly because this site is, but occasionally they nail one so far out of the park, aliens are peeing on it in a sex tape. Here they are solving the mystery of who put Khloe Kardashian into Kris Jenner’s whore-uterus behind Robert Kardashian’s… More »


Denise Brown: ‘Kris Jenner’s Lying About Nicole Brown-Simpson’s Murder’

[Ed. Note: These photos are from 2005, however I believe that anyone who basically calls Kris Jenner a lying shitbag of whore-ic proportions gets to be presented in the best light possible. Also, boobs.]

Last week, we learned that Kris Jenner exploited Nicole Brown-Simpson’s murder in her new book because she’s queen puppetmaster… More »


Kris Jenner’s Book Claims She Could Have Saved Nicole Brown From O.J.

There are several theories flying around this morning on why Kim Kardashian announced her divorce yesterday: She’s a whore. It’s a whore season. The whore-ometer read 100% whorenheit. But if you ask me, it was all a distraction from Kris Jenner milking the murder of Nicole Brown-Simpson to promote her new book. I’d say something… More »


Kim Kardashian Can’t Believe Casey Anthony Is Not Guilty. Let That Sink In.

Welcome to the most ironic tweet in the history of Twitter:

WHAT!!!!???!!!! CASEY ANTHONY FOUND NOT GUILTY!!!! I am speechless!!!

That would be Kim Kardashian whose father Robert Kardashian was part of the legal team that famously helped O.J. Simpson beat two murder charges in a case that is now widely… More »


Casey Anthony Got Away With Murder

For those of you hiding under a rock, or purposefully avoiding the Casey Anthony circus like I’ve been, she’s just been cleared of all murder charges, but found guilty of giving false information to police officers which she’s already being credited for time served. Apparently, it’s a great time to kill your kid in America… More »


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