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The O.J. Knife Was A Crock of Shit

So Nicole Brown-Simpson’s head wasn’t stuck to it? Sonofabitch. More »

O.J. Simpson DGAF About That Knife

O.J. Simpson has zero fucks for whatever knives you find buried at his old house. More »

LAPD Investigating Knife Buried Outside O.J. Simpson’s House

So the LAPD has been secretly investigating a knife found by a construction worker when O.J. Simpsons house was demolished. More »

Cuba Gooding Jr. Thinks O.J. Simpson Is Innocent Now

O.J. Simpson Is Obsessed With Kim Kardashian, Yesssssssssss

It’s been a week of shitty news followed by shitheads capitalizing on said shit, so here’s a ray of sunshine piercing through the storm: O.J. Simpson is sitting in jail obsessing over Kim Kardashian and could get out as early as 2017! Is anyone else doing the pee-pee dance? I’m doing the pee-pee dance. Radar… More »

O.J.’s Trying To Bang Kris Jenner From Jail

Because The Whoring runs deep through the bloodline, Kris Jenner’s sister Karen Houghton has given a tell-all interview with In Touch where she claims O.J. Simpson is writing Kris letters from prison because she’s constantly trying to bang Scott Disick or Lamar Odom or anyone who’s not Bruce Jenner because they’re secretly separated. (Now would… More »

Of Course There’s A Kris Jenner Sex Tape

If you’re wondering how a busy, working mom like Kris Jenner found time to learn how to write, produce and direct Kim Kardashian’s sex tape, it turns out Kris is an old pro at filming people having sex. Namely herself with other men who aren’t her husband, according to the National Enquirer:

According… More »

O.J. Simpson Is Khloe Kardashian’s Dad

The National Enquirer isn’t exactly the most accurate publication known to man, mostly because this site is, but occasionally they nail one so far out of the park, aliens are peeing on it in a sex tape. Here they are solving the mystery of who put Khloe Kardashian into Kris Jenner’s whore-uterus behind Robert Kardashian’s… More »

Denise Brown: ‘Kris Jenner’s Lying About Nicole Brown-Simpson’s Murder’

[Ed. Note: These photos are from 2005, however I believe that anyone who basically calls Kris Jenner a lying shitbag of whore-ic proportions gets to be presented in the best light possible. Also, boobs.]

Last week, we learned that Kris Jenner exploited Nicole Brown-Simpson’s murder in her new book because she’s queen puppetmaster… More »

Kris Jenner’s Book Claims She Could Have Saved Nicole Brown From O.J.

There are several theories flying around this morning on why Kim Kardashian announced her divorce yesterday: She’s a whore. It’s a whore season. The whore-ometer read 100% whorenheit. But if you ask me, it was all a distraction from Kris Jenner milking the murder of Nicole Brown-Simpson to promote her new book. I’d say something… More »

Kim Kardashian Can’t Believe Casey Anthony Is Not Guilty. Let That Sink In.

Welcome to the most ironic tweet in the history of Twitter:

WHAT!!!!???!!!! CASEY ANTHONY FOUND NOT GUILTY!!!! I am speechless!!!

That would be Kim Kardashian whose father Robert Kardashian was part of the legal team that famously helped O.J. Simpson beat two murder charges in a case that is now widely… More »

Casey Anthony Got Away With Murder

For those of you hiding under a rock, or purposefully avoiding the Casey Anthony circus like I’ve been, she’s just been cleared of all murder charges, but found guilty of giving false information to police officers which she’s already being credited for time served. Apparently, it’s a great time to kill your kid in America… More »

O.J. Simpson has some balls

O.J. Simpson wants to give the Smithsonian the suit he wore on the day of his acquittal because apparently he believes his getting away with murder is part of our rich national tapestry. TMZ reports:

An official from the Smithsonian … who did not want to be ID’d … told TMZ this AM… More »

Kanye West: ‘Give Chris Brown a break – and O.J.’

Kanye West recently performed for VH1’s Storytellers, and during the three hour shoot he made some choice comments that producers decided to edit out. Including a plea to back off Chris Brown. Reuters reports:

A little later, West asked the crowd, “Can’t we give Chris a break? … I know I make mistakes in… More »

O.J. Simpson sentenced to 15 years in prison

O.J. Simpson just got slapped with 15 years in prison today for robbing a sports memorabilia collector in Vegas last year. The AP reports:

A broken O.J. Simpson has been sentenced to at least 15 years in prison for a Las Vegas hotel armed robbery by a judge who rejected his apology… More »

Kim Kardashian & Robert Shapiro invest that sweet O.J. money

Kim Kardashian and Robert Shapiro debuted their online shoe service Shoe Dazzle at the Rohn Padmore Red Carpet Suite this weekend. Because nothing sells women’s footwear like the guy who helped O.J. beat a murder rap. I’m guessing after every 10th purchase you’re allowed to stab somebody, and Bob Shapiro will talk it down to… More »

O.J. Simpson convicted of robbery, kidnapping

So this is what it feels like to see O.J. Simpson get convicted of something. The Juice and his accomplice Clarence “C.J.” Stewart were both found guilty of robbery and kidnapping after they targeted a group of Las Vegas sports memorabilia collectors in Vegas. The AP reports:

Both Simpson, 61, and Stewart,… More »

O.J. Simpson, drunk off his ass, admitted to killing wife

Mike Gilbert, a former memorabilia dealer and money-laundering partner of O.J. Simpson, is releasing a tell-all book Monday (above) where he outlines how he helped O.J. beat the murder rap. He also drops the bomb that Orange Juice got hammered and confessed to killing his wife. Damn, and here I thought I was… More »

O.J. Simpson wants to be a ‘Celebrity Apprentice’

O.J. Simpson is desperately angling to get himself on the next season of Donald Trump’s highly-rated The Celebrity Apprentice. But, get this, Orange Juice might actually pull it off. Page Six reports:

“Simpson really wants to do it. Trump and NBC are thinking about it, but are being very cautious,” our source… More »

O.J. Simpson is a creature of habit – and murder, don’t forget murder

A few weeks ago O.J. Simpson’s girlfriend cheated on him with a handyman. O.J. confronted the guy and threatened to kill him. Now why does this sound familiar? The New York Post reports:

With his gal pal, Nicole look-alike Christie Prody, next to him, Simpson peeled his Lexus sedan into the driveway… More »

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