Posts tagged "Nude"

Nobody Leaked Nude Photos of Taylor Swift, Stop Asking Me

Taylor Swift's Twitter and Instagram were both taken over by hackers threatening to leaked nude photos of her which never happened because they didn't have any. You can stop e-mailing me now.
By: The Superficial / January 28, 2015

A Special Thanks

Here's Cara Delevingne posing nude for John Hardy while I thank everyone for their hard work and feedback because I'm a soft bitch.
By: The Superficial / January 22, 2015

Charlotte McKinney’s Naked In The New Carl’s Jr. Ad

You know how hot chicks are always fucking guys who eat a lot of Carl's Jr. burgers? Naked Charlotte McKinney is no exception.
By: Photo Boy / January 22, 2015

Miley Cyrus Is Naked Again

In a photo shoot that looks like something Chris Hansen would Falcon Punch out of a scout leader's safe, here's Miley Cyrus posing nude for V Magazine and reminding me I need to update that Justin Bieber post with the fake Photoshops. As for why …
By: The Superficial / January 13, 2015

Leonardo DiCaprio Probably Banged Rihanna

Is that really Leo behind 50 Cent, or has your mind simply become Jonah Hill? INCEPTION! Posted by Photo Boy Someone named Nikki Erwin had a birthday party at the Playboy mansion on Saturday and apparently when she blew out her candles she wished for karate butt sex, because at that …
By: Photo Boy / January 13, 2015

Tara Reid Poses Nude On Instagram, Gets Accused of Using Photoshop

While it seemed like 2015 was starting out with so much hope and promise, here's Tara Reid posing nude on Instagram, so clearly we're all about to be baptized in fire as the screams of our lamentations pierce the sky. It was a good run. But until then, here's …
By: The Superficial / January 5, 2015

BEST OF 2014: Kate Upton Topless

Welcome to the most wonderful time of the year where we get to recycle old posts with high click-through rates because a amazingly profitable portion of you are nothing but lemmings with erections to us. I don't even have to write anything, that's how foolproof this is. Spurgle blargle wogga wogga. See? That was nonsense.
By: The Superficial / December 31, 2014

BEST OF 2014: Jessie Nizewitz’s Gaping Vagina

Welcome to the most wonderful time of the year where we get to recycle old posts with high click-through rates because a amazingly profitable portion of you are nothing but lemmings with erections to us. I don't even have to write anything, that's how foolproof this is. Spurgle blargle wogga wogga. See? That was nonsense.
By: The Superficial / December 30, 2014

BEST OF 2014: Rihanna’s Naked Under There

Welcome to the most wonderful time of the year where we get to recycle old posts with high click-through rates because a amazingly profitable portion of you are nothing but lemmings with erections to us. I don't even have to write anything, that's how foolproof this is. Spurgle blargle wogga wogga. See? That was nonsense.
By: The Superficial / December 29, 2014

BEST OF 2014: Heidi Klum Topless

Welcome to the most wonderful time of the year where we get to recycle old posts with high click-through rates because a amazingly profitable portion of you are nothing but lemmings with erections to us. I don't even have to write anything, that's how foolproof this is. Spurgle blargle wogga wogga. See? That was nonsense.
By: The Superficial / December 29, 2014

BEST OF 2014: Jennette McCurdy Leaked Photos

Welcome to the most wonderful time of the year where we get to recycle old posts with high click-through rates because a amazingly profitable portion of you are nothing but lemmings with erections to us. I don't even have to write anything, that's how foolproof this is. Spurgle blargle wogga wogga. See? That was nonsense.
By: The Superficial / December 26, 2014

Happy Holidays, Everybody!

Alright, folks, it's that time of the year again. We'll return Monday for a few days of light blogging, but look for the first three Best of 2014 posts to start rolling out on Friday. (I already put the runner-ups for January, February, and March under the …
By: The Superficial / December 24, 2014

Kourtney Kardashian’s Baby Is Our King Apparently

Because she's the hot one, I like to pretend Kourtney Kardashian is better than the rest of her family except that requires ignoring the fact she keeps letting Scott Disick put babies in her. Which gets harder and harder to do after each kid because they're up to three now, and …
By: The Superficial / December 22, 2014

And Now Here’s Lindsay Lohan’s Sad Video

While Emily Ratajkowski's LOVE Advent 2014 video awakened me on a spiritual and emotional level by making me realize that, yes, I absolutely would have a threeway with a panda, Lindsay Lohan's is a sad, depressing look at the futility of life. Her breasts were so big, and yet everything about …
By: The Superficial / December 17, 2014

Judd Apatow: ‘Sony Email Leaks Are Same As Jennifer Lawrence Nude Photos’

"Say something stupid for me, Judd. Say something stupid real good." Eventually some Hollywood asshole was going to put his/her foot in her mouth and compare the Sony email leaks with The Fappening because we're dealing with a subset of people who aren't accustomed to not having their asses kissed or …
By: The Superficial / December 12, 2014

Here’s Kim Kardashian’s Naked Butt Painted By A Man’s Penis

Kim Kardashian's naked butt on the cover of Paper Magazine will forever be an iconic image of our generation (and the harbinger of its destruction), so why wouldn't it be immortalized in art? Which brings us to Danish artist Uwe Max Jensen who painted Kim's now infamous cover using …
By: The Superficial / December 12, 2014

And Now The Time We All Saw Ben Affleck’s Dick

Because the Internet is a strange and powerful tool that ebbs and flows as it pleases, naked GIFs of Ben Affleck's naked penis in Gone Girl are now available for people to click and go, "Hey, that's Batman's dick." Although, I almost positive Jon Hamm was his cock-double because …
By: The Superficial / December 11, 2014

Usher Charged His Phone With A Woman’s Vagina

Here's Usher at Art Basel the other night where he charged his phone with a woman's vagina because apparently that's another thing they can do that I had no idea about. (Is it true women can pee out of them, too? You know what? Don't tell me. I want it to …
By: The Superficial / December 5, 2014

Kourtney Kardashian’s Doing Naked Stuff Now

Kourtney Kardashian might be 18 months pregnant, but Kim posed naked last month, and now it's her turn because Kris Jenner's bitches get dem asses out there and work that Internet corner and she don't want to hear nothin' about it. So here's Kourtney posing nude for …
By: The Superficial / December 3, 2014

Kim Kardashian Is Already Prepared For Her Daughter To Pose Naked

Constantly doing porn has made Kim Kardashian's lots of money along with unprecedented fame for her and her family who literally did nothing but be related to a woman Ray J peed on. But enough about why America needs to burn, here's Kim response to the prospect of her one-year-old daughter …
By: The Superficial / November 21, 2014
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