Posts tagged "NSFW"

Good Morning, That Duke Chick Who Does Porn Stripping, And Other News

- It's the final Amazing Spider-Man 2 trailer. I hope you like 8,000 villains. [Lainey Gossip] - GOOP don't tolerate no ho who won't earn his keep. [Dlisted] - The Newly Single Chivettes Have Come Out To Play [theCHIVE] - George Clooney shouldn't tan. [Fishwrapper] - Cosmos will tell you that you're star stuff, and…

By: The Superficial / March 20, 2014

Kim Kardashian is Naked Again

Kim Kardashian threw a hissy fit just last month over Playboy releasing flatteringly airbrushed outtakes from her 2007 shoot because she supposedly regretted posing nude. Except, wait, what's this? Here she is on the November 2010 cover of W entirely naked again. Did she have a change of heart? Find Jesus through the miracle of…

By: The Superficial / October 11, 2010

It’s Been Way Too Long Without Kelly Brook and Other News

- The True Blood Rolling Stone cover - minus Anna Paquin. [Camp Blood] - Justin Bieber and Kanye West are collaborating now thanks to their random-ass Twitter conversation. [Popeater] - Drew Barrymore stole Mary Kate Olsen's hair. [Lainey Gossip] - Alessandra Ambrosio in bikini bottoms. [Hollywood Tuna] - Iron Maiden drops three grand on Slippery…

By: The Superficial / August 18, 2010

Laurence Fishburne Writes Off Montana: ‘I’m Done With You’

Laurence Fishburne has officially cut off his daughter Montana after she decided to launch a media circus announcing her career in porn - using her father's last name. Though in fairness, up until now it's only been associated with two unnecessary Matrix sequels, so was there really any harm done? Food for thought. TMZ reports:…

By: The Superficial / August 17, 2010

‘And I Stood Upon the Sand of the Sea, and Saw a Beast Rise Up…’

.... having seven heads and ten horns, and upon his horns ten crowns, and upon his heads the name of blasphemy. And the beast which I saw was like unto a leopard, and his feet were as the feet of a bear [Or Ewok.], and his mouth as the mouth of a lion: and the

By: The Superficial / August 16, 2010

‘Lindsay Lohan: The Porno’ – The Photo Shoot

Some people might laugh at these photos of porn star Scarlett Fay promoting her Lindsay Lohan video for Hustler, but let's be frank for a minute. This chick is doing way better than Lindsay. I mean, just think about it: She's employed, not sentenced to rehab and stars in a movie that actually got made…

By: The Superficial / August 10, 2010

Montana Fishburne: ‘Doing Porn is My Dream’

Montana Fishburne is clarifying her decision to star in a porno (above) and wants to make it clear she's not doing it to break into the mainstream ala Kim Kardashian. She's simply doing it because she loves getting banged on camera and it's been her lifelong dream to do it for money. Phew! Glad that'…

By: The Superficial / August 6, 2010

Amy Winehouse Almost Looked Classy and Respectable

Here's Amy Winehouse out in London last night where she surprisingly looked like someone who didn't rape the inside of a dumpster. Sure, she flashed her panties and half her stitched-on nipple was popping out, but that's not even the story here. Look how clean she almost looks! I mean, Jesus, how does that eve…

By: The Superficial / August 5, 2010

Tara Reid Apparently Went Commando

Here's Tara Reid drunk off her ass with ex-fiance Michael Axtmann in Saint Tropez last night where she gave everyone a glimpse of whatever the hell this is supposed to be. Considering she's been mangled by years of bargain plastic surgery I'm just amazed it doesn't look like Mickey Rourke's face down there, so thi…

By: The Superficial / July 30, 2010

Bon Jovi Surrounded by Naked Chicks

These are never-before-seen shots of Jon Bon Jovi from the new book Sex, Drugs and Bon Jovi and apparently they're shocking because Bon Jovi was considered a relatively clean-cut band in the 80s. Granted, they were no Jonas Brothers, they also weren't Mötley Crüe who let's all agree was the better band or you ca…

By: The Superficial / July 29, 2010

Coco Tweeted Her Bare Ass

I'm gonna need a bigger star. Because classy's always up at the crack (!) of dawn, Coco tweeted a pic of her bare ass getting out bed this morning which is what you do when you're Ice-T's woman lest he's forced to calmly explain how you've pained the deep well that is his emotions. Using…

By: The Superficial / July 27, 2010

Oh, Good, It’s Paris Hilton’s Crotch-Hole.

Here's a drunk, and let's assume high, as hell Paris Hilton misting the VIP Room in St. Tropez with typhoid Saturday night where Doug Reinhardt also showed up in a horribly executed attempt to rekindle their romance. Which makes sense considering most women aren't into dudes whose genitals look and smell like Chernobyl. (They're weird…

By: The Superficial / July 26, 2010

Michael Lohan Sold Nude Photos of Kate Major (Allegedly)

Because there's no better way to say "Sorry for kicking you in the face," Michael Lohan has allegedly been shopping around nude photos of his ex-fiancee Kate Major (above) which she tells Popeater were taken without her knowledge. More importantly, I did not add the Charlie Tuna on the third pic, so don't expect it…

By: The Superficial / July 23, 2010

Paris Hilton Sunbathing Topless

Here's Paris Hilton sunbathing topless in Sardinia Saturday which is great because now I don't have to talk about how she keeps getting herself busted with pot for publicity. Instead, I actually have a legitimate reason to post her on the site without telling such lies as "Paris Hilton is an important celebrity." Or "Thi…

By: The Superficial / July 19, 2010

Josh Hartnett’s Girlfriend Has Nipples and Other News

- Michael Cera got drunk with the cast of Jersey Shore. [Popeater] - Rachel Uchitel (a.k.a. Tiger Whore Ground Zero) just scored a spot on Celebrity Apprentice. [Dlisted] - Joanna Krupa is the new story here. Not the fact there's a Poland's Next Top Model. [Hollywood Tuna] - Angelina Jolie is going to try and…

By: The Superficial / July 16, 2010

Candice Swanepoel is Topless and Other News (Plus The Mel Gibson Audio!)

- The Mel Gibson WTF Recordings Audio. [After the Jump] - Michael Lohan wants Lindsay in rehab today. [Popeater] - Tori Spelling's chest sinkhole is getting worse. [Dlisted] - Adrien Brody actually doesn't suck in Predators. [Lainey Gossip] - Blake Lively is somehow even hotter with a wedgie. [Hollywood Tuna] - Mischa Barton continues to…

By: The Superficial / July 9, 2010

Amy Winehouse is Still Out There and Other News

- Rachel Dratch is pregnant? How the fu... [Popeater] - Angelina Jolie pities you. [Dlisted] - Marisa Miller in lingerie. Cooking. 'Nuff said. [Hollywood Tuna] - Leonardo DiCaprio is a fucking idiot. [Lainey Gossip] - Hillary Duff might be pregnant. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW] - Bar Refaeli does V Magazine. [Popoholic] - LeBron James get…

By: The Superficial / July 7, 2010

Ke$ha is Topless and Could Use a Wet-Nap

Because the Internet is a constant stream of amazing, someone - I'm guessing DJ Stolen. Call it a hunch. - just posted a topless/quasi-nude shot of Kesha apparently covered in semen. I say that because of my keen skills of detection that allowed me to see the word "cum" with an arrow next to it.

By: The Superficial / July 7, 2010

Anna Faris and Chris Evans are Naked

Hey, guys, popping my head up out of this holiday weekend for a few quick items: 1. Anna Faris totally naked on the set of What's Your Number? Now there's speculation these pics currently making the Internet rounds might be a body double (Or not!), and if so, that shit should seriously be illegal. No,…

By: The Superficial / July 5, 2010

Katy Perry Topless Photo Leaked. This is Happening.

Here's a topless pic of Katy Perry that just found it's way into my inbox and I have no idea where it came from, how old it is, if it's real, whatever. What I do know is those nipples are huge and this looks close enough to me. Of course we can't be certain until…

By: The Superficial / July 2, 2010
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