If someone were to ask me who’s more hopelessly doomed: Noah Cyrus or Kendall and Kylie Jenner, my first response would be to shoot them in the teeth for asking me about work past 9 a.m. and be perfectly justified in doing so. #Merica After that, I’d eventually give it some thought before realizing fucked… More »
Ah, 13. That special age in a young girl’s life when her parents let her dress like a prostitute and rent an entire nightclub so everyone can get drunk. This is what makes our country great. This is why we’re great.
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Seen here dressin’ all fancy like in her skivvy-peepers showin’ that there young’n child how the Debbil’s Holiday ain’t just an excuse to say “spooks” without the librul gummint puttin’ it’s desegremagation upon us, Miley Cyrus went on the gargoyle wermen’s TV box show and said she can’t get enough of that danngone Honey Boo… More »
Because he’s already got his solid gold terlet, Billy Ray Cyrus doesn’t see anything wrong with his teenage daughter provocatively dancing against a 44-year-old man. Via PopEater:
The video shows openly gay Shankman grinding up against Cyrus with a drink in hand. It was even reported that several people left the party after… More »
This is a video of nine-year-old Noah Cyrus dancing like a midget stripper to Akon’s “Smack That” to the amusement of everyone backstage at a recent Miley Cyrus show. What’s even more fucked up is Miley’s people felt this would be hilarious to post on her official website which might as well… More »