Posts tagged "Nipples"

Miley Cyrus Is Completely Topless

Here's Miley Cyrus going topless in Hawaii which I didn't even know had nude beaches. This is a Puritan country, dammit.
By: The Superficial / January 27, 2015

Miley Cyrus Is Naked Again

In a photo shoot that looks like something Chris Hansen would Falcon Punch out of a scout leader's safe, here's Miley Cyrus posing nude for V Magazine and reminding me I need to update that Justin Bieber post with the fake Photoshops. As for why …
By: The Superficial / January 13, 2015

Leonardo DiCaprio Probably Banged Rihanna

Is that really Leo behind 50 Cent, or has your mind simply become Jonah Hill? INCEPTION! Posted by Photo Boy Someone named Nikki Erwin had a birthday party at the Playboy mansion on Saturday and apparently when she blew out her candles she wished for karate butt sex, because at that …
By: Photo Boy / January 13, 2015

Rose McGowan Is Topless

Here's Rose McGowan posing topless on Facebook yesterday except unlike Chelsea Handler and Miley Cyrus, she's not doing it to #FreeTheNipple, but for these other stupid hashtags that I don't understand: #‎NOWNESS #‎art #‎beauty WE ARE ALL STILL LIVES #‎marlenemarino She also used a boombox emoticon which is either …
By: The Superficial / January 7, 2015

BEST OF 2014: Jennifer Lawrence’s Nipple

Welcome to the most wonderful time of the year where we get to recycle old posts with high click-through rates because a amazingly profitable portion of you are nothing but lemmings with erections to us. I don't even have to write anything, that's how foolproof this is. Spurgle blargle wogga wogga. See? That was nonsense.
By: The Superficial / December 31, 2014

BEST OF 2014: Miley Cyrus Topless

Welcome to the most wonderful time of the year where we get to recycle old posts with high click-through rates because a amazingly profitable portion of you are nothing but lemmings with erections to us. I don't even have to write anything, that's how foolproof this is. Spurgle blargle wogga wogga. See? That was nonsense.
By: The Superficial / December 31, 2014

BEST OF 2014: Jessie Nizewitz’s Gaping Vagina

Welcome to the most wonderful time of the year where we get to recycle old posts with high click-through rates because a amazingly profitable portion of you are nothing but lemmings with erections to us. I don't even have to write anything, that's how foolproof this is. Spurgle blargle wogga wogga. See? That was nonsense.
By: The Superficial / December 30, 2014

BEST OF 2014: Elisabetta Canalis Topless

Welcome to the most wonderful time of the year where we get to recycle old posts with high click-through rates because a amazingly profitable portion of you are nothing but lemmings with erections to us. I don't even have to write anything, that's how foolproof this is. Spurgle blargle wogga wogga. See? That was nonsense.
By: The Superficial / December 30, 2014

Chelsea Handler’s Topless On A Mountain Now

Here's Chelsea Handler continuing her quest to constantly show everyone her naked breasts because she's not on TV anymore. This time, she's topless on top of a mountain, and that's not even the ridiculous part. The ridiculous part is that "Chelsea Handler topless" has been our highest …
By: The Superficial / December 29, 2014

BEST OF 2014: Rihanna’s Naked Under There

Welcome to the most wonderful time of the year where we get to recycle old posts with high click-through rates because a amazingly profitable portion of you are nothing but lemmings with erections to us. I don't even have to write anything, that's how foolproof this is. Spurgle blargle wogga wogga. See? That was nonsense.
By: The Superficial / December 29, 2014

Miley Cyrus’ Nipples Are Free. Again.

Miley Cyrus has been topless more times than I've seen a woman naked in real life, yet somehow her posting a topless photo of her nipples to Instagram is still a gigantic story that's already consumed half the Internet. Which is my entire business model, so no complaints here.
By: The Superficial / December 29, 2014

Heidi Klum’s Topless In This Post, Too

When I scheduled this morning's Topless Heidi Klum Best of 2014 post last week so I could do jackshit over the last four days, I had no idea that Heidi would also spend this past weekend sunbathing topless in St. Barts. And yet here we are, so if this is part …
By: The Superficial / December 29, 2014

Kourtney Kardashian’s Baby Is Our King Apparently

Because she's the hot one, I like to pretend Kourtney Kardashian is better than the rest of her family except that requires ignoring the fact she keeps letting Scott Disick put babies in her. Which gets harder and harder to do after each kid because they're up to three now, and …
By: The Superficial / December 22, 2014

Jennifer Aniston Doesn’t Get Why Everyone’s Obsessed With Her Body

Posted by Photo Boy Fish and I have historically¹ held differing opinions on Jennifer Aniston. I find her attractive, while he prefers the company of his illustrated books and his things. *watches him rearrange figurines on his desk for Tuesday positioning* What we both agree on, however, is that it's kind of ridiculous …
By: Photo Boy / December 16, 2014

Good Morning, Kayla Swift, And Other News

- And welcome to the Prince George Christmas photos that just made your girlfriend ovulate. [Lainey Gossip] - Thor just talked shit on Miley Cyrus. [Fishwrapper] - Lindsay Lohan says she'll never move back to LA. The streets are safe again! [Dlisted] - Girls With Future Lower Back Problems …
By: The Superficial / December 16, 2014

Toni Garrn Broke The First Rule of Leo Club: Don’t Talk About Leo Club

Over the weekend, Leonardo DiCaprio left a club with 20 women even though he was supposedly still dating Toni Garrn, and I have no idea why I just acted like that means something. - *schedules MRI for brain tumor* - Anyway, now things are starting to add up because before his …
By: The Superficial / December 10, 2014

Good Morning, Jenna Chapple, And Other News

- Kate Middleton has mastered the side-eye. [Lainey Gossip] - Who the fuck is Azealia Banks? [Fishwrapper] - Julia Roberts shills for Givenchy now. [Dlisted] - Real Pornhub Comments Posted On Stock Images [theCHIVE] - Lena Dunham's book got the wrong person publicly outed as her alleged …
By: The Superficial / December 10, 2014

Ela Rose In A Bikini Is The Crap I Missed

Here's Ela Rose who you'll notice is not a treatise on racism or justified outrage at police brutality, but instead an attractive woman with giant breasts. And while we're talking about breasts, let's set the record straight on 138 Water: I'm in no way paid to post their pics.
By: The Superficial / December 4, 2014

Kourtney Kardashian’s Doing Naked Stuff Now

Kourtney Kardashian might be 18 months pregnant, but Kim posed naked last month, and now it's her turn because Kris Jenner's bitches get dem asses out there and work that Internet corner and she don't want to hear nothin' about it. So here's Kourtney posing nude for …
By: The Superficial / December 3, 2014

Those Are Madonna’s Nipples

Here's posing Madonna posing topless for Interview who I'm going to assume were forced to make her nipples look like buttons on a battleship or else she'd shoot lightning at them from her goat staff. It's classic Madonna. "So, how do you want these to look?" "Like …
By: The Superficial / December 1, 2014
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