Posts tagged "Nipples"

Rita Ora’s Nipples: An Extended Report

Rita Ora went braless and see-through to a Charli XCX show because the British understand class.

By: Photo Boy / March 27, 2015

Chrissy Teigen Is Topless

Chrissy Teigen poses topless for a photo shoot with John Legend because apparently marriage isn't an joyless prison where happiness goes to die.

By: The Superficial / March 12, 2015

Chelsea Handler Denies Breast Lift Rumors By Getting Topless Again

Chelsea Handler denied rumors she got a breast lift by showing off her breasts some more. Works for me.

By: The Superficial / March 5, 2015

Chelsea Handler Got A Breast Lift For Her Birthday, And There It Is

Chelsea Handler got a breast lift for her 40th birthday which explains a lot. And by a lot I mean the naked stuff.

By: The Superficial / March 4, 2015

Chelsea Handler Went To Mardi Gras, You Know Where This Is Going

Chelsea Handler went to Mardi Gras. Do I need to draw a diagram of what happened next?

By: The Superficial / February 18, 2015

Charlie Riina’s Topless Again And Other News

GOOP is CRUSHING divorce, Tallulah Willis went full G.I. Jane, A-ROD is sorry he cheated, and Charlie Riina topless again. Your morning links.

By: Photo Boy / February 18, 2015

It’s Chelsea Handler’s Nipples Again

Chelsea Handler is topless on social media. Again.

By: The Superficial / February 13, 2015

It’s Kim Kardashian’s Vagina Again

Kim Kardashian went full frontal again. Let's get this over with.

By: The Superficial / February 6, 2015

Miley Cyrus Is Completely Topless

Here's Miley Cyrus going topless in Hawaii which I didn't even know had nude beaches. This is a Puritan country, dammit.

By: The Superficial / January 27, 2015

Miley Cyrus Is Naked Again

In a photo shoot that looks like something Chris Hansen would Falcon Punch out of a scout leader's safe, here's Miley Cyrus posing nude for V Magazine and reminding me I need to update that Justin Bieber post with the fake Photoshops. As for why these reminded me of that? The vagina. It was the…

By: The Superficial / January 13, 2015

Leonardo DiCaprio Probably Banged Rihanna

Is that really Leo behind 50 Cent, or has your mind simply become Jonah Hill? INCEPTION! Posted by Photo Boy Someone named Nikki Erwin had a birthday party at the Playboy mansion on Saturday and apparently when she blew out her candles she wished for karate butt sex, because at that exact moment Leonardo DiCaprio

By: Photo Boy / January 13, 2015

Rose McGowan Is Topless

Here's Rose McGowan posing topless on Facebook yesterday except unlike Chelsea Handler and Miley Cyrus, she's not doing it to #FreeTheNipple, but for these other stupid hashtags that I don't understand: #‎NOWNESS #‎art #‎beauty WE ARE ALL STILL LIVES #‎marlenemarino She also used a boombox emoticon which is either some sort of Illuminati thing or…

By: The Superficial / January 7, 2015

BEST OF 2014: Jennifer Lawrence’s Nipple

Welcome to the most wonderful time of the year where we get to recycle old posts with high click-through rates because a amazingly profitable portion of you are nothing but lemmings with erections to us. I don't even have to write anything, that's how foolproof this is. Spurgle blargle wogga wogga. See? That was nonsense.

By: The Superficial / December 31, 2014

BEST OF 2014: Miley Cyrus Topless

Welcome to the most wonderful time of the year where we get to recycle old posts with high click-through rates because a amazingly profitable portion of you are nothing but lemmings with erections to us. I don't even have to write anything, that's how foolproof this is. Spurgle blargle wogga wogga. See? That was nonsense.

By: The Superficial / December 31, 2014

BEST OF 2014: Jessie Nizewitz’s Gaping Vagina

Welcome to the most wonderful time of the year where we get to recycle old posts with high click-through rates because a amazingly profitable portion of you are nothing but lemmings with erections to us. I don't even have to write anything, that's how foolproof this is. Spurgle blargle wogga wogga. See? That was nonsense.

By: The Superficial / December 30, 2014

BEST OF 2014: Elisabetta Canalis Topless

Welcome to the most wonderful time of the year where we get to recycle old posts with high click-through rates because a amazingly profitable portion of you are nothing but lemmings with erections to us. I don't even have to write anything, that's how foolproof this is. Spurgle blargle wogga wogga. See? That was nonsense.

By: The Superficial / December 30, 2014

Chelsea Handler’s Topless On A Mountain Now

Here's Chelsea Handler continuing her quest to constantly show everyone her naked breasts because she's not on TV anymore. This time, she's topless on top of a mountain, and that's not even the ridiculous part. The ridiculous part is that "Chelsea Handler topless" has been our highest search term for the past 24 hours because…

By: The Superficial / December 29, 2014

BEST OF 2014: Rihanna’s Naked Under There

Welcome to the most wonderful time of the year where we get to recycle old posts with high click-through rates because a amazingly profitable portion of you are nothing but lemmings with erections to us. I don't even have to write anything, that's how foolproof this is. Spurgle blargle wogga wogga. See? That was nonsense.

By: The Superficial / December 29, 2014

Miley Cyrus’ Nipples Are Free. Again.

Miley Cyrus has been topless more times than I've seen a woman naked in real life, yet somehow her posting a topless photo of her nipples to Instagram is still a gigantic story that's already consumed half the Internet. Which is my entire business model, so no complaints here. Ha! Widely available free porn at…

By: The Superficial / December 29, 2014

Heidi Klum’s Topless In This Post, Too

When I scheduled this morning's Topless Heidi Klum Best of 2014 post last week so I could do jackshit over the last four days, I had no idea that Heidi would also spend this past weekend sunbathing topless in St. Barts. And yet here we are, so if this is part of Agent Klum's Doomsday…

By: The Superficial / December 29, 2014
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