Lindsay Lohan’s nipples didn’t turn into coke dust and fall off yet. In case you were wondering.
Khloe Kardashian’s bullshit TV show got cancelled, so naturally she’s lying about it being her choice to leave. Nipple photo, anyone?
Rihanna’s naked in her new video. Not even the greatest of clairvoyants could have predicted this.
This post might have Elizabeth Olsen’s nipple in it. Or I have cataracts.
Amber Rose freed the nipple.
That movie about Tom Hardy’s penis has a trailer. [Lainey Gossip]
No one knows why Stacey Dash was at the Oscars. [Dlisted]
Scott Disick totally got his shit together. Totally. [TMZ]
Trump telling Christie to fuck off is pretty great. [Newser]
Your morning links. …
A braless Rihanna dancing for Drake, anyone?
Aziz Ansari might be banging Jennifer Lawrence. Holy shit. [Lainey Gossip]
Alec Baldwin wants to murder the shit out of Harvey Levin. [Dlisted]
Bella Thorne bikini photos. [TMZ]
Let the Obama killed Scalia conspiracy theories begin. [Newser]
Rita Ora topless is inside. What are you waiting for?
Kourtney Kardashian might’ve hooked up with Justin Bieber again and showed everyone her nipples. It’s a mystery.
Hilary Duff’s nipples aren’t a bleak dystopian future.
Khloe Kardashian’s nipples are in New York promoting something that’s definitely not important.
Those are Charlotte McKinney’s nipples. Click, my little butterflies, click like the wind!
Abigail Ratchford is topless in her new calendar, so clearly I’m covering my whole house with them. Hand me that tape.
Aaron Taylor-Johnson’s still married to his mom. [Lainey Gossip]
Michael Bay and Bill Gates are the same person. [Dlisted]
Rob Kardashian could make 100K off of his diabetes. [TMZ]
Kylie Jenner’s still slowly creeping towards porn. [IDLYITW]
Jessica Simpson’s nipples are the Best of 2015 for November.
Justin Bieber’s penis is the Best of 2015 for October.
Heidi Klum topless is the Best of 2015 for July.
Rita Ora bikini photos, anyone?
Chrissy Teigen topless is the Best of 2015 for March.