Diddy made a perfume commercial where he bangs a completely naked Cassie and for some reason Macy’s wasn’t thrilled.
Miley Cyrus and Patrick Schwarzenegger have called it quits leaving her free to bang Justin Bieber and create a time paradox that destroys us all.
Rita Ora went braless and see-through to a Charli XCX show because the British understand class.
Chrissy Teigen poses topless for a photo shoot with John Legend because apparently marriage isn’t an joyless prison where happiness goes to die.
Chelsea Handler denied rumors she got a breast lift by showing off her breasts some more. Works for me.
Chelsea Handler got a breast lift for her 40th birthday which explains a lot. And by a lot I mean the naked stuff.
Chelsea Handler went to Mardi Gras. Do I need to draw a diagram of what happened next?
GOOP is CRUSHING divorce, Tallulah Willis went full G.I. Jane, A-ROD is sorry he cheated, and Charlie Riina topless again. Your morning links.
Chelsea Handler is topless on social media. Again.
Kim Kardashian went full frontal again. Let’s get this over with.
Here’s Miley Cyrus going topless in Hawaii which I didn’t even know had nude beaches. This is a Puritan country, dammit.