Posts tagged "Nipples"

Julianne Hough Has The World’s Smallest Nipples

You can see Julianne Hough’s nipple through her dress provided your eyes have extraordinary powers and abilities thanks to Earth’s yellow sun.

By: The Superficial / May 20, 2015

The Courtney Stodden Sex Tape Trailer Has Arrived

Courtney Stodden‘s sex tape has a trailer, and she’s naked in it, so I literally don’t have to post anything for the rest of the month. See you in June!

By: The Superficial / May 14, 2015

Diddy Banging Cassie In A Perfume Commercial, Anyone?

Diddy made a perfume commercial where he bangs a completely naked Cassie and for some reason Macy’s wasn’t thrilled.

By: The Superficial / May 5, 2015

Miley Cyrus Is Single Again

Miley Cyrus and Patrick Schwarzenegger have called it quits leaving her free to bang Justin Bieber and create a time paradox that destroys us all.

By: The Superficial / April 21, 2015

Rita Ora’s Nipples: An Extended Report

Rita Ora went braless and see-through to a Charli XCX show because the British understand class.

By: Photo Boy / March 27, 2015

Chrissy Teigen Is Topless

Chrissy Teigen poses topless for a photo shoot with John Legend because apparently marriage isn’t an joyless prison where happiness goes to die.

By: The Superficial / March 12, 2015

Chelsea Handler Denies Breast Lift Rumors By Getting Topless Again

Chelsea Handler denied rumors she got a breast lift by showing off her breasts some more. Works for me.

By: The Superficial / March 5, 2015

Chelsea Handler Got A Breast Lift For Her Birthday, And There It Is

Chelsea Handler got a breast lift for her 40th birthday which explains a lot. And by a lot I mean the naked stuff.

By: The Superficial / March 4, 2015

Chelsea Handler Went To Mardi Gras, You Know Where This Is Going

Chelsea Handler went to Mardi Gras. Do I need to draw a diagram of what happened next?

By: The Superficial / February 18, 2015

Charlie Riina’s Topless Again And Other News

GOOP is CRUSHING divorce, Tallulah Willis went full G.I. Jane, A-ROD is sorry he cheated, and Charlie Riina topless again. Your morning links.

By: Photo Boy / February 18, 2015

It’s Chelsea Handler’s Nipples Again

Chelsea Handler is topless on social media. Again.

By: The Superficial / February 13, 2015

It’s Kim Kardashian’s Vagina Again

Kim Kardashian went full frontal again. Let’s get this over with.

By: The Superficial / February 6, 2015

Miley Cyrus Is Completely Topless

Here’s Miley Cyrus going topless in Hawaii which I didn’t even know had nude beaches. This is a Puritan country, dammit.

By: The Superficial / January 27, 2015

Miley Cyrus Is Naked Again

In a photo shoot that looks like something Chris Hansen would Falcon Punch out of a scout leader’s safe, here’s Miley Cyrus posing nude for V Magazine and reminding me I need to update that Justin Bieber post with the fake Photoshops. As for why these reminded me of that? The vagina. It was the…

By: The Superficial / January 13, 2015

Leonardo DiCaprio Probably Banged Rihanna

Is that really Leo behind 50 Cent, or has your mind simply become Jonah Hill? INCEPTION!

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Someone named Nikki Erwin had a birthday party at the Playboy mansion on Saturday and apparently when she blew out her candles she wished for karate butt sex, because at that…

By: Photo Boy / January 13, 2015

Rose McGowan Is Topless

Here’s Rose McGowan posing topless on Facebook yesterday except unlike Chelsea Handler and Miley Cyrus, she’s not doing it to #FreeTheNipple, but for these other stupid hashtags that I don’t understand:

#‎NOWNESS #‎art #‎beauty WE ARE ALL STILL LIVES #‎marlenemarino

She also used a boombox emoticon which is either some sort…

By: The Superficial / January 7, 2015

BEST OF 2014: Jennifer Lawrence’s Nipple

Welcome to the most wonderful time of the year where we get to recycle old posts with high click-through rates because a amazingly profitable portion of you are nothing but lemmings with erections to us. I don’t even have to write anything, that’s how foolproof this is. Spurgle blargle wogga wogga. See? That was nonsense.

By: The Superficial / December 31, 2014

BEST OF 2014: Miley Cyrus Topless

Welcome to the most wonderful time of the year where we get to recycle old posts with high click-through rates because a amazingly profitable portion of you are nothing but lemmings with erections to us. I don’t even have to write anything, that’s how foolproof this is. Spurgle blargle wogga wogga. See? That was nonsense.

By: The Superficial / December 31, 2014

BEST OF 2014: Jessie Nizewitz’s Gaping Vagina

Welcome to the most wonderful time of the year where we get to recycle old posts with high click-through rates because a amazingly profitable portion of you are nothing but lemmings with erections to us. I don’t even have to write anything, that’s how foolproof this is. Spurgle blargle wogga wogga. See? That was nonsense.

By: The Superficial / December 30, 2014

BEST OF 2014: Elisabetta Canalis Topless

Welcome to the most wonderful time of the year where we get to recycle old posts with high click-through rates because a amazingly profitable portion of you are nothing but lemmings with erections to us. I don’t even have to write anything, that’s how foolproof this is. Spurgle blargle wogga wogga. See? That was nonsense.

By: The Superficial / December 30, 2014
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