Posts tagged "Nipple Slip"

And Now Back To ‘Wait, Is That A Nipple? Eh, Close Enough’

You can almost see Petra Nemcova’s nipples. Click on every pic so I don’t have to go back to Applebee’s!

By: The Superficial / May 21, 2015

Christina Milian’s Nipple Suction Cup Thing Didn’t Work

Christina Milian’s nipple suction cup system didn’t go as planned.

By: The Superficial / February 25, 2015

A Moment For Doutzen Kroes

Doutzen Kroes’ spectacular ass poses for a photo shoot in Miami and isn’t a depressing post about violence against women or Chelsea Handler’s nipples. You’re welcome.

By: The Superficial / February 13, 2015

It’s Almost Taylor Swift’s Girlfriend’s Nipple

Karlie Kloss has an almost, kind of, sort of nipple slip while walking the Versace runway at Paris Fashion Week. Taylor Swift’s seen better.

By: The Superficial / January 26, 2015

BEST OF 2014: Jennifer Lawrence’s Nipple

Welcome to the most wonderful time of the year where we get to recycle old posts with high click-through rates because a amazingly profitable portion of you are nothing but lemmings with erections to us. I don’t even have to write anything, that’s how foolproof this is. Spurgle blargle wogga wogga. See? That was nonsense.

By: The Superficial / December 31, 2014

Nicki Minaj’s Nipple Was On TV!

A major American film studio completely caved to North Korea-sponsored hackers essentially putting unprecedented power into the hands of anyone who can access rich people’s emails, but that was 10 minutes ago. Now it’s all about Nicki Minaj’s nipple slip provided you count 1/4th of an areola as a nipple which the Internet does because…

By: The Superficial / December 18, 2014

AMAs: Kendall & Kylie Brought The ‘Squatch

Full Disclosure: I’ve got another giant-ass post to write about Bill Cosby, so I’m literally just throwing AMAs pics in your face starting with the least relevant and working my way up. Which is probably the greatest compliment I’ll ever give the Kardashians because I posted Kylie, Kendall and Khloe after Bleona Qereti and immediately…

By: The Superficial / November 24, 2014

Jennifer Lawrence’s Nipples Tried To Seduce Lorde

The last time we saw new pics of Jennifer Lawrence, she was not spread eagle on a couch in a series of nude leaked photos. You imagined that. But what you aren’t imagining is her breasts popping out of her dress while she’s in the back seat of a car with Lorde. Her weird, oddly…

By: The Superficial / November 11, 2014

Margot Robbie’s Harley Quinn? Jared Leto’s The Joker? WTF’s Happening?

Over the weekend, news broke that Jared Leto is in talks to play The Joker in Suicide Squad because Warner Bros. is clearly in the business of going, “You already did what on Arrow? Fuck you.” (See, also: Ezra Miller, The Flash) And now Collider is reporting that the insanely hot Margot Robbie is Harley

By: The Superficial / November 10, 2014

Margot Robbie’s Nipples Will Lead Us Into The Light

So the past two weeks have been a soulcrushing smorgasbord of child molesters and the sloth-people who let them near their kids, and pretentious hipsters who think writing about their little sister’s vagina is totes edgy, all capped off by me staring deep into a bottomless abyss of dumb that 100% believes that even a…

By: The Superficial / November 6, 2014

Pamela Anderson’s Breast Is Just Hanging Right Out

I was going to write about Joe and Terese Giudice‘s jail sentence, but we already knew that shit was coming because she milked her children’s fragile emotions for ratings. So here’s a post with some actual drama, but mostly Pamela Anderson‘s breast dangling out of her dress in the backseat of a car. It’s struggle…

By: The Superficial / October 3, 2014

So I Guess We’re Doing This And Other News

- Everybody’s in the Magic Mike sequel now except the one person who counts. [Lainey Gossip]

- Leonardo DiCaprio has selflessly left his girlfriend to bang all the women George Clooney can’t now. [Dlisted]

- Believe In Your Selfie provided you have breasts for it. I say that as a friend.

By: The Superficial / October 1, 2014

BREAKING: Ryan Seacrest Got Drunk Enough To Touch A Vagina

“You! Yeah… you, right there. Black dress, stupid strap thingy. You get Cowell on the line and you tell that bastard a bet’s a FUCKING bet. He didn’t think I could do it, well, you tell him I fucking did it. I fucking did it all by myself with my hands on the slimy thing…

By: The Superficial / August 22, 2014

Kim Kardashian Destroyed Mariah Carey’s Marriage

Scientists have long since theorized that the gravity around Kim Kardashian‘s ass is capable of destroying matter if not converting it into dark matter which is kind of redundant. (Smartest, if not slightly racist, penis joke you’ll ever read in your life.) So what that in mind, it really shouldn’t be a surprise that marriage…

By: The Superficial / August 21, 2014

That’s Lily Allen’s Nipple And Other News

- Beyonce wants to collaborate with Rihanna? BITCH RUN! [Lainey Gossip]

- Fergie French kisses her son. I, wait, what? [Dlisted]

- Bikini Season Is Really Hitting Its Stride [theCHIVE]

– So who wants to watch Katy Perry get her nose pierced? [Fishwrapper]

- Andrew Keegan from…

By: The Superficial / August 17, 2014

Selena Gomez Has No Idea What Her Nipples Are Doing Now

When Courtney Stodden got cartoonishly bigger implants last year, she went through a short adjustment period where her old clothes didn’t exactly fit the same because physics. And now here’s recently retitted Selena Gomez not realizing she posted her own nipple slip to Instagram because her life’s following the same exact path as Courtney Stodden’…

By: The Superficial / July 11, 2014

Chris Rock Won The BET Awards

I absolutely hate awards shows because the last thing celebrities need is more sunshine to the anus, so I treat each and every one with the same amount of disdain by blowing through them as quickly as possible. So here’s Chris Rock‘s monologue at last night’s BET Awards which kicked off an evening of trashing…

By: The Superficial / June 30, 2014

Lea Michele’s New Boyfriend Is A Gigolo

Seen here playing Licensed Driver in her music video for “On My Way,” Lea Michele‘s new boyfriend Matthew Paetz is apparently a gigolo. Or at least was until he found steady work in the lucrative field of schnozz-plumbing that all the other fellows can only dream about. TMZ reports:

Lea has been quietly…

By: The Superficial / June 11, 2014

Alright, Which One of You C*cksuckers Arrested Alec Baldwin?

Alec Baldwin was arrested this morning after riding his bike the wrong way down Fifth Avenue. Which sounds pretty innocuous until you find out he was really arrested after being stopped by the police then going Alec Baldwin on them and now everything makes perfect sense. TMZ reports:

Here’s the crazy part …

By: The Superficial / May 13, 2014

Those Are Lea Michele’s Nipples

In case anyone’s in the mood for nipples frolicking through a hazy field from 800 yards away, here’s Lea Michele shooting a music video over the weekend where her top kept falling down because God smites awful people who should never be Batman. That being said, before anyone else points out that her gut look…

By: The Superficial / April 21, 2014
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