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Rihanna’s Nipple Ring and Something About Her Tattoo

So this post has a little something for everybody: For those of you who don’t give a shit about who or what is written on Rihanna’s neck, you can put your squinting caps on and look for her nipple ring in the Full Size versions. It’s like Where’s Waldo but without the scroll, wizard or… More »

‘Lindsay Lohan: The Porno’ – The Photo Shoot

Some people might laugh at these photos of porn star Scarlett Fay promoting her Lindsay Lohan video for Hustler, but let’s be frank for a minute. This chick is doing way better than Lindsay. I mean, just think about it: She’s employed, not sentenced to rehab and stars in a movie that actually got made… More »

Amy Winehouse Almost Looked Classy and Respectable

Here’s Amy Winehouse out in London last night where she surprisingly looked like someone who didn’t rape the inside of a dumpster. Sure, she flashed her panties and half her stitched-on nipple was popping out, but that’s not even the story here. Look how clean she almost looks! I mean, Jesus, how does that even… More »

Josh Hartnett’s Girlfriend Has Nipples and Other News

- Michael Cera got drunk with the cast of Jersey Shore. [Popeater]

- Rachel Uchitel (a.k.a. Tiger Whore Ground Zero) just scored a spot on Celebrity Apprentice. [Dlisted]

- Joanna Krupa is the new story here. Not the fact there’s a Poland’s Next Top Model. [Hollywood Tuna]

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Tila Tequila understands music

Proving you never forget what you learn on the pole, Tila Tequila performed at her album release party at The Congo Room last night, but not before showing up as Leprechaun Whore-Hole Lady GaGa. Except the only thing “shocking” about these photos is that a real crow didn’t swoop in and try to force… More »

Tila Tequila still has nipples

Tila Tequila performed her new single “I Fucked the DJ” last night at Greenhouse in New York and it looks like she’s done pretending to adopt children to appease the ghost of Casey Johnson who talks to her at night or some crazy bullshit. Because there is literally no adoption agency on earth that… More »

Carrie Prejean is living in sin

RadarOnline reports “traditional marriage” crusader and former Miss California Carrie Prejean is living with in sin with her fiance Kyle Boller of the St. Louis Rams where they’re no doubt eating shellfish. BURN THEM!:

Carrie and Kyle got engaged in early February after a whirlwind romance and a sexy trip to Hawaii.
A… More »

Elizabeth Hurley still has nipples

Elizabeth Hurley attended the Love Ball in London last night wearing a dress that might as well have had a hole cut out of it for her left breast. Obviously someone said something to her inside because she walked out sheepishly clutching a program over her chest. I can only imagine how that conversation… More »

Cameron Diaz’s nipple

I was about to let the entire weekend ride on what may or may not be Snooki’s quasi-naked ass, when thankfully for you, Cameron Diaz’s nipple decided to pop out in Malibu today. Granted this requires everyone to look near her gaping mouth, scientists tell me it’s gravitational pull isn’t nearly as strong as… More »

Jennifer Aniston’s blurry nipple

I put off posting these all day because, personally, I prefer a naked Anna Torv and Blake Lively through a telephoto lens over a pack of cougars in bikinis. Fortunately that move paid off because I had time to notice Jennifer Aniston’s right breast is completely hanging out while she’s talking to Sheryl Crow… More »

I will never get an erection again.

Here’s a topless Donatella Versace in St. Barth’s yesterday and I don’t know how the hell the paparazzi knew this was her let alone a live human being. Seriously, it looks like someone pulled Pamela Anderson out of the sun’s core then told her sunscreen would help. “No, really, it doesn’t look that bad. More »

Carrie Prejean’s nipple. Sweet Jesus…

Dear Christianity,

You’re officially off the hook for Pat Robertson. Apology accepted.

– The Superficial

Photos: FameMore »

Ashley Greene’s nipple and other news

- David Letterman wants Conan O’Brien to appear on the The Late Show. [PopEater]

- Jesus Luz’s “man bush.” [Lainey Gossip]

- Snooki is still out there. Like the Chupacabra if it hungered only for calzones. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Tobey Maguire secretly shows up at children’s parties? [Celebslam]

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Tamara Mellon topless

Here’s Jimmy Choo president and Christian Slater’s ex-girlfirend Tamara Mellon sunbathing topless in St. Barth’s yesterday. For those of you too young to even know what a Christian Slater is, let me see if I can explain him: Long ago, in the days before Lindsay Lohan hit puberty, Robert Downey Jr. and Charlie Sheen… More »

Shawne Merriman sues Tila Tequila

Proving Santa really did get my letter, Shawne Merriman is finally suing the elven pants off Tila Tequila. TMZ reports:

In the lawsuit, filed in US District Court, Merriman claims Tila posted all sorts of lies on her website, including stories that Merriman “choked and attacked” her, “sleeps with minors and forces them… More »

Lindsay Lohan’s Slutty Photos: The Movie

Apparently this is the photo shoot that keeps on giving because now there’s a video to accompany Lindsay Lohan’s “artistic rendition” of Kate Moss and Johnny Depp’s romance in Muse magazine. Unfortunately this thing would’ve been more erotic if you couldn’t smell the ashtray and skeez between glimpses of Lindsay’s liver spots. Only 23… More »

Do leprechaun nipples bring good luck?

Here’s Tila Tequila flashing a nipple at last night’s release party for Snoop Dogg’s “Malice N Wonderland” where she also announced she’s engaged to Johnson and Johnson heiress Casey Johnson, according to Us Magazine:

“This is exclusive and going to be all over the news tomorrow, but because I love you guys so… More »

Lindsay Lohan’s nipples aren’t art either

Some more shots from Lindsay Lohan’s Muse photoshoot have made it online and this time they’re full of nipple instead of non-existent ass-things that make you curse God for giving you the gift of sight. Also they provide a glimpse into how Lindsay manages to almost find employment only to end up lighting a… More »

Rihanna’s nipple almost eluded us. Almost…

Rihanna attended the 2009 Glamour Women of the Year Awards earlier this week where apparently her nipple was completely visible the whole time. Considering she won that night, I’d like to take this time to thank the editors of Glamour for empowering women to show more nip so I can ogle them from the… More »

Shauna Sand flashes some nip in front of her kid. Classy.

Because apparently it’s Celeb Moms Turning Their Kids into Potential Serial Killers Day, here’s Shauna Sand exposing her freakishly sewn-on nipples to the paparazzi last night – with her daughter sitting right next to her. Granted, the poor girl is probably well-trained in plugging a leaky implant by now, I’m sure just once she’d… More »

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