Posts tagged "Nina Agdal"

The Crap We Missed Returns Monday, Here’s Nina Agdal To Tide You Over

Nina Agdal poses in a bikini for Beach Bunny while I announce the triumphant return of The Crap We Missed that no one will read and still complain about because I mentioned Nina Agdal in a bikini, right?
By: The Superficial / January 23, 2015

Good Morning, Nina Agdal, And Other News

- Welcome to the happiest fucking day in Jennifer Aniston's life. [Lainey Gossip] - Rumer Willis and Hilaria Baldwin apparently hang out. [Fishwrapper] - Lea Michele's eyebrows will destroy us all. [Dlisted] - Girls On The Naughty List Bend At The Waist [theCHIVE] - No shameless PR…
By: The Superficial / December 12, 2014

Nina Agdal’s In A Bikini, Everybody Shut Up

There've been a lot of words written on the site today, too many if I'm being frank, that have nothing to do with Nina Agdal in a bikini, so honestly it's a miracle the Earth hasn't spun off its axis and careened into the sun yet. You're lucky I got here…
By: The Superficial / August 18, 2014

Jesus Christ, Nina Agdal

And now for the hottest pics of Nina Agdal I've ever seen in my life which will sound like an exaggeration until you get to this shot and go, "Holy fucking shit, the Internet man was right." And of course I was because I watched my own penis explode leaving nothing…
By: The Superficial / June 27, 2014

Chrissy Teigen, Nina Agdal & Lily Aldridge Won The Spike TV Guys Choice Awards

The Spike TV Guys Choice Awards were last night, and I don't have a single clue who won what - *winks at journalism degree* - but I do have photos of Sports Illustrated Swimsuit cover models Chrissy Teigen, Nina Agdal and Lily Alridge looking fucking…
By: The Superficial / June 9, 2014

LeAnn Rimes Thinks She’s A Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Model Now

Above is LeAnn Rimes and two of her friends (I'm shocked, too.) attempting to recreate this year's Sports Illustrated Swimsuit cover. Which seems innocent enough until you compare all three questionable asses up top to the power and majesty of Nina Agdal, Lily Aldridge, and…
By: The Superficial / May 29, 2014

Nina Agdal Has Naked Pictures, Too

Because apparently it's goddamn Christmas, Nina Agdal has a leaked photo, too, only unlike Demi Lovato's nude pics, Nina isn't getting banged by Wilmer Valderrama even though she could pass for a high school sophomore. Haha, could you imagine his face once he found out she's 21? He'd be…
By: The Superficial / April 7, 2014

Nina Agdal’s 2014 Carl’s Jr. Commercial Is Horseshit

Above are stills from Nina Agdal's 2013 Super Bowl Commercial for Carl's Jr., and below is Nina's 2014 Carl's Jr. commercial which did not immediately, albeit eventually, make me wish my penis was a fish sandwich thereby failing every known maritime law of advertisement: And here's a custom edit of Nina'…
By: The Superficial / February 27, 2014

Nina Agdal, Chrissy Teigen & Lily Aldridge’s Butts Are Your 2014 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Cover

Here's the 2014 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit cover featuring Nina Agdal, Chrissy Teigen, and Lily Aldridge's butts. And before everyone starts joking that it takes three fantastic supermodel asses to make up for Kate Upton's giant breasts, maybe you should consider Sports Illustrated didn't…
By: The Superficial / February 14, 2014

Nina Agdal’s Butt Posed For Terry Richardson

I'm not really sure what to say here considering not a single person who clicked on this post isn't gazing directly into Nina Agdal's butthole because shortly before Terry Richardson was born, his mother pulled Satan out of a frozen lake and blew him back to life right then and there…
By: The Superficial / January 30, 2014

Adrian Grenier Got Shot Down By Nina Agdal

Because her agent is the goddamn devil (Sic him, Jeremy Bieber, sic him!), Nina Agdal has a cameo in the Entourage movie which naturally led to Adrian Grenier trying to fuck her because that kind of thinking has really worked out awesome for him lately.
By: The Superficial / January 24, 2014

Nina Agdal Picking A Wedgie Is Apparently Something I Will Post Without Hesitating

Probably one of the worst crimes Hollywood could ever commit is to make Nina Agdal appear in an Entourage movie presumably to bang, or have been banged by, Adrian Grenier. I literally can't think of anything worse than this. But fortunately Nina's an angel because here she…
By: The Superficial / January 17, 2014

Let The Year of Nina Agdal Begin And Other News

- Charlize Theron just hangs out at Sean Penn's house in a bikini. [Lainey Gossip] - Don't tell Benedict Cumberbatch you fap to his mom. [Dlisted] - The Year Officially Kicks Off With Redheads [theCHIVE] - Ke$ha's been getting plastic surgery. [Fishwrapper] - Guardians of The Galaxy…
By: The Superficial / January 2, 2014

BEST OF 2013: Nina Agdal Wore Nothing But This White Dress Into The Ocean

Welcome to the time of year where we repackage old posts you guys clicked the shit out of in hopes that you'll do that all over again so we don't have to step away from our loot. I'm not even going to sugar coat what's happening here. Unlike this ham. Leave us! NOVEMBER Is it…
By: The Superficial / December 31, 2013

Nina Agdal In A Bikini Banged Lindsay Lohan’s Ex

After wasting my Thanksgiving vacation writing about the religious right's plans to turn our country into a Christian theocracy ala the Middle East, it's nice to get back to some real journalism. Namely picking out the best photos of Nina Agdal's butt in a bikini while she's inexplicably o…
By: The Superficial / December 2, 2013

Good Morning, Nina Agdal, And Other News

- I would pay money to hear a conversation between Kanye and Leonardo DiCaprio. [Lainey Gossip] - Kim Zolciak birthed her twins and named one after her palm reader. Yup. [Dlisted] - Wait, Irene Nell was wearing a hat? [theCHIVE] - Megan Fox is learning you get plastic surgery…
By: The Superficial / November 26, 2013

Nina Agdal Wore Nothing But A White Dress Into The Ocean, Let’s See What Happens

Because Kelly Brook and Jeremy Piven have been a damnable blight upon all that is good and right in the world, here's Nina Agdal wearing literally nothing underneath a white dress while posing on a beach in Miami yesterday. Let her nipples be the light that guide…
By: The Superficial / November 13, 2013

Good Morning, Nina Agdal, And Other News

- Ashton Kutcher is an engineer now. [Lainey Gossip] - This sounds like the type of thing GOOP would do except with 100% papyrus paper. [Dlisted] - In life, there's underboob, and then there's everything else. [theCHIVE] - Lady GaGa learns a lesson about taping puppies to a flamingo…
By: The Superficial / October 31, 2013

And Now Back To Celebrities: Whose Genitals Are They Touching?

Granted, terrorism is super indie cool now, let's get back to bullshit celebrity engagements that mean absolutely nothing. This time around it's Adam Levine proposing to Victoria's Secret model Behati Prinsloo, according to Us Magazine: Levine was previously linked to 21-year-old supermodel Nina Agdal, but the Maroon 5 frontman rekindled…
By: The Superficial / July 17, 2013

Kate Upton & Katherine Webb Unveiled The ‘Sports Illustrated’ Swimsuit Issue Last Night

Despite CBS being a puritanical boring-hole where shows only your mom watch go to live for 800 seasons, each year Sports Illustrated debuts the new swimsuit issue on Letterman, so here's Kate Upton, Katherine Webb, Nina Agdal and Alyssa Miller outside the Ed Sullivan theater where they did their best to…
By: The Superficial / February 12, 2013