Posts tagged "Nikki Williams"

Weston Cage is Single, Ladies. And Apparently Your Daddy.

"Wait, aren't you the babysitter who kicked my ass? -- Can we go to McDonald's?" Despite her awesome, huge breasts, Weston Cage has officially divorced his wife Nikki Williams after six months of marriage which still makes two crazy alcoholics who beat the fuck out of each other …
By: The Superficial / November 2, 2011

Weston Cage Checked Into Rehab To Become An Action Star. Okay, Sure.

"So what my film pre-supposes is, maybe getting your ass kicked means you’re not crazy." After finally winning/losing his first fight, albeit against himself, Weston Cage has checked back into rehab for reasons that reveal his mom Christina Fulton is just as fucking crazy as he is which raises serious questions about …
By: The Superficial / July 25, 2011

Weston Cage Arrested For Kicking His Own Ass Now. Why Not?

Weston Cage's wife of only four months Nikki Williams has huge breasts so you'd just assume he'd be doing everything in his power to have sex with them as much as possible. Things like, I dunno, not doing karate on the sidewalk every time the paparazzi go, "Hey, look, it's Nicolas Cage's …
By: The Superficial / July 21, 2011

Weston Cage’s Wife is Pregnant, Admits Drinking Night She Kicked His Ass

Like every good Weston Cage story worth its weight in crazy, the tale of his wife kicking his ass has taken a twist. Not only does she admit she's pregnant, but was drinking Sunday night when she went after him with a wine bottle, but don't worry, they're already back …
By: The Superficial / July 8, 2011

Weston Cage Really Likes Facebook, And, Oh Yeah, His Wife’s Pregnant

When she rested her boobs on the balcony, that's when he knew he had to marry her for only three months then get punched in the face 13 times by his babysitter. It was destiny... Like all goth, death-, speed-, black-, druid-, sassafras-, whatever the fuck-metal kids, Weston Cage loves throwing a pity party …
By: The Superficial / July 6, 2011

Weston Cage’s Wife Kicked His Ass Now

On Sunday night, Weston Cage claimed that the 13 punches to the face he took from his babysitter only happened because he was one drink short of death and took a cheap shot to the balls, according to TMZ: He says that if he had a …
By: The Superficial / July 5, 2011