Posts tagged "Nikki Reed"

Rich F*cking Assholes Acting Like Hippies (Coachella)

It's that time of the year again when celebrities spend thousands of dollars to hang out with other celebrities and pretend they're all dirty hippies.

By: The Superficial / April 13, 2015

Ian Somerhalder’s Engaged To Not Nina Dobrev

Posted by Photo Boy Despite what my body and athletic prowess would suggest, I am not a 13 year-old girl, so the only thing I know about Ian Somerhalder is that he's the guy who tried to bang Dawson in The Rules of Attraction and I used to put pics of his smarmy dickface i…

By: Photo Boy / January 16, 2015

Seth Rogen shot down by Megan Fox and other news

- Robert Pattinson looks like "feminie," according to Twilight co-star Nikki Reed. She'll be dead within the hour. [Lainey Gossip] - Katherine Heigl's mouth is basically one more retarded comment away from sodomizing her career. [Celebslam] - Kevin Federline doesn't do tips. Unless it's his penis and no condoms are involved. Back me up, Jayden.

By: The Superficial / July 31, 2009