Posts tagged "Nicole Richie"

MET Gala 2014: WTF Happened Here?

Because Photo Boy and I know jackshit about fashion – *fingers hole in Iron Man t-shirt* – here’s our gallery of the most questionable outfits from last night MET Gala punctuated by Kate Upton’s huge breasts which are making her getup look less and less ridiculous by the second. In fact, is she glowing to…

By: The Superficial / May 6, 2014

The 2013 American Music Awards

Here’s the rest of The 2013 American Music Awards which is almost entirely an excuse to post pics of Aubrey O’Day’s breasts because we have Christ in our hearts. Then again, the presence of Ke$ha suggests maybe it’s Satan. I’m not a priest.

Photos: Getty

By: The Superficial / November 25, 2013

Jessica Alba’s In A Bikini

Here an buttload of photos from Jessica Alba’s weekend in St. Barts which should pretty much sell themselves. In the meantime, Nicole Richie was there, too, so below are bikini pics of her in case anyone wants to confirm they have a tumor by clicking on them instead of Jessica Alba’s ridiculous ass. Your mother…

By: The Superficial / April 8, 2013

Here’s Those Nicole Richie Bikini Pics

If you enjoy looking at large breasts attached to a visibly bored socialite that never worked a day in her life, here’s Nicole Richie in Miami yesterday touching one of those large breasts. And as an added bonus Samantha Ronson is in absolutely none of these shots, licking her lips in the background and mumbling…

By: The Superficial / March 22, 2012

GOLDEN GLOBES: Reese Witherspoon, Sofia Vergara, Mila Kunis, Natalie Portman, Nicole Richie

For those of you with lives rich with purpose and meaning, the 69th Annual Golden Globes were last night and trust me when I say they were just as boring as that time you accidentally watched part of one. So to kick off our coverage with the express purpose of bringing it to a close…

By: The Superficial / January 16, 2012

Nicole Richie & Samantha Ronson Were in Bikinis. Oh, Good.

I’ve never once considered Nicole Richie attractive, but then again I’ve never seen her stand next to Samantha Ronson in a bikini before, so let me safely say Nicole now looks as beautiful as the glowing, radiant face of the “Virgin” Mary as her eyes of tear-filled joy look down upon the baby Jesus for…

By: The Superficial / September 27, 2011

When Suri Cruise Hides Her Face, Stop Taking Her Goddamn Picture

When it comes to celebrities versus the paparazzi I will almost always go to bat for the paps because despite what pampered stars who work three months out of the year say, taking their picture is a real job. It’s called supply and demand. Not to mention, without the paparazzi this site would be dead…

By: The Superficial / August 17, 2011

Nicole Richie in a Bikini

I’m going to be frank with you. There’s really not a whole lot going on today that’s not the Royal Wedding, so it’s either Nicole Richie in a bikini or a 40 pic gallery on fascinators. So, if you can’t tell, we flipped a coin. On a bright note, at least Nicole doesn’t have a

By: The Superficial / April 29, 2011

Nicole Richie Was Probably Doing Coke

In my haste to post what was clearly going to be Exhibit A in the resulting trial from Lindsay Lohan murdering Samantha Ronson with a hobo shiv, I somehow forgot to gaze directly into Nicole Richie’s nostril. Fortunately commenter “Jill” has better journalistic skills than I do and wasn’t afraid to stare into the abyss.

By: The Superficial / January 26, 2011

Lindsay Lohan is Gonna Love This

Nope. No one’s doing coke here. — Okay, maybe that guy getting out of the car.

Samantha Ronson and Nicole Richie went out last night and had a good time without Lindsay Lohan so right away their deaths are being plotted as we speak. Not to mention it looks like Sam snorted enough…

By: The Superficial / January 25, 2011

That’s Not Joel Madden…

Rumors that I was too lazy handsome to post about have been circulating all summer that Joel Madden has been cheating on Nicole Richie which probably explains these photos of her in Cabo yesterday casnorkeling with a mystery dude. However, she’s also there with Samantha Ronson, so for all we know this is just some…

By: The Superficial / September 20, 2010

Jessica Biel films ‘The A-Team’ and other news

- Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise go for a run. Because a couple who jogs together stays together as long as someone keeps batteries in the shock collar. [Lainey Gossip]

- Rihanna thinks she’s Lady GaGa now. [Drunken Stepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Lady GaGa thinks she’s Rihanna now. Are we i…

By: The Superficial / October 5, 2009

Nicole Richie births a boy

Surprisingly tech savvy for just going through labor, Nicole Richie announced on her official blog that she gave birth to a baby boy this morning:

In the middle of night, the very early hours of September 9, 2009 Sparrow James Midnight Madden was born to Nicole Richie and Joel Madden.
He weighs 7l…

By: The Superficial / September 9, 2009

Nicole Richie in a bikini

Because pregnant women wearing bikinis seems to be a theme I can’t escape for the life of me, here’s Nicole Richie and Joel Madden on the beach in Malibu Sunday. Nothing like keeping a streak going, even if it’s a losing one. Pregnant Again Nicole knows what I’m talking about

Photos: Splash News

By: The Superficial / July 13, 2009

Michael Jackson’s cause of death found

Drug overdose, huh? Then how do you explain this?!

Dun dun DUNNNN!

Photo: Twitter

By: The Superficial / June 26, 2009

Lindsay Lohan & Samantha Ronson quit each other’s vaginas. Again.

Samantha Ronson kicked Lindsay Lohan to the curb again. But this time it’s all the fault of Nicole Richie and her hatred of all things firecrotched. E! News reports:

“Nicole refuses even to be in the same room as Lindsay,” says a source, noting that just last week Nicole invited Sam to a…

By: The Superficial / June 17, 2009

Carrie Prejean gets pissy on Today

- Carrie Prejean’s leaked e-mails between Miss California director Keith Lewis prove she was a massive pain in the ass – with fake breasts, so let’s forgive her! Sorry, reflex action. [The Blemish]

- Rihanna and Chris Brown coincidentally attended the Lakers game last night but sat separately. Which means they’re…

By: The Superficial / June 12, 2009

Tila Tequila dating Ray J

- Tila Tequila announces she’s dating Ray J on her blog. Whoa whoa whoa. Does she hop from key to key? I’ve always wondered that. [Celebslam]

- Jon Gosselin’s “other woman” has come forward and denied allegations of an affair. She was promptly paid her fee of one small Asian child. — What? They’ve…

By: The Superficial / May 5, 2009

Nicole Richie is definitely pregnant

For those of you wondering if Nicole Richie is really pregnant, I believe these photos answer your question; Gollum has spawned again.

So, who wants to break the news to Frodo? Not it!

Photos: Fame

By: The Superficial / April 20, 2009

Madonna’s powers far greater than we imagined

- Madonna is being repeatedly asked for by four-year-old Mercy in Malawi. If this doesn’t prove witchcraft works, I don’t know what does. Not counting every time I give a stripper a dollar. Damn their sorcery! [PopSugar]

- Suri Cruise taking dance lessons? Or an elaborate cover for Tom Cruise forcing Katie Holmes to…

By: The Superficial / April 9, 2009
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