Posts tagged "Nicole Kidman"

The 87th Annual Academy Awards

Full Disclosure: Emma Stone and Jennifer Aniston are making this gallery look way more exciting than it really is. I genuinely feel bad tricking you with it.

By: The Superficial / February 23, 2015

Nicole Kidman & Keith Urban Sext, This Is Information You Know Now

During an appearance on The Ellen Degeneres Show yesterday, Keith Urban revealed that when he’s away from Nicole Kidman the two like to get it on through the sensual art of making penis emoticons on their smartphones. Via Us Weekly:

“We never text. We never email. Phone calls only, which I really love…

By: The Superficial / October 29, 2013

Nicole Kidman Is Made From A Stronger Space Age Polymer Than I Thought

If someone told me Nicole Kidman got hit by a bicycle, my first reaction would be, “Holy shit, someone needs to sweep up the broken pieces of her porcelain body before a gust of wind takes them.” Except here she is surprisingly still intact in New York yesterday after infamously annoying photographer Carl Wu crashed…

By: The Superficial / September 13, 2013

The 55th Annual Grammy Awards

“I was told this was filled with Boston cream, not seeing any.”

Here’s the rest of The 55th Annual Grammy Awards that doesn’t involve Katy Perry‘s awesome breasts, Kat Dennings‘ almost-as-awesome breasts, evidence in Rihanna‘s murder or Jennifer Lopez‘s dress making it look like she has huge, giant testicles. Except now I’ve completely…

By: The Superficial / February 11, 2013

Jennifer Lopez’s Got Your Puffy Vagina Right Here

Last week CBS sent a memo to Grammy producers explicitly banning puffy vaginas during the show. A memo that Jennifer Lopez apparently decided didn’t apply to her because here she is looking like she has elephantiasis of the lady business. Not to mention a man named Puffy was once in her vagina, so she basically…

By: The Superficial / February 11, 2013

Katie Holmes Is Scientology’s 9/11

It’s been a week since Katie Holmes finally made her meticulously-planned escape from Tom Cruise, and in the aftermath has come a wave of information about Scientology which church officials are already working to downplay (If not erase altogether by complaining to Google) by claiming Katie just absolutely loved the gospel of L. Ron. She…

By: The Superficial / July 6, 2012

Michelle Rodriguez Understands The Oscars

Apparently it’s Characters From LOST Say Whatever The Fuck They Want Day, because here’s Michelle Rodriguez explaining to Vulture why Nicole Kidman won’t win an Oscar solely for peeing on Zac Efron even though she clearly should. So right off the bat you can tell this was a sober conversation:

As for those…

By: The Superficial / May 30, 2012

Kim Kardashian Is Gonna Love ‘The Paperboy’

Incontinence got you down?

When I found out Zac Efron and Nicole Kidman were starring in a movie called The Paperboy, I honestly just assumed it was an adaptation of the classic arcade game because Hollywood is straight the fuck out of ideas. Turns out it’s actually some sort of murder-mystery dealie set…

By: The Superficial / May 24, 2012

Zac Efron Dropped That Condom To Impress Nicole Kidman. Of Course.

When Zac Efron dropped a Magnum condom at The Lorax premiere, you’d just assume it was a simple mistake at best or a deliberate message to the ladies at worst. Except if you’re The National Enquirer, you immediately assume it’s a clever stunt to woo his two decades older The Paperboy co-star Nicole Kidman away…

By: The Superficial / March 1, 2012

Nicole Kidman & Keith Urban: ‘Eh, Screw It. We’ll Just Buy One.’

With every celebrity and their brother having a baby right now, Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban weren’t about to let an uninhabitable uterus keep them from the latest Hollywood fad. Which is why they’ve announced today they have a brand new baby via a surrogate that they’re both apparently the biological parents of. The AP

By: The Superficial / January 18, 2011

Nicole Kidman: ‘Okay, I’ve Used Botox’

In a revelation on par with Lindsay Lohan admitting Dina’s breast milk was 80 proof, Nicole Kidman has finally confessed to using Botox, but wants us to believe she can quit at any time and hasn’t replaced her blood with it. Via The Daily Mail:

Miss Kidman, 43, made her confession to a…

By: The Superficial / January 12, 2011

Tom Cruise got Xenu’d in the anus

During his divorce from Nicole Kidman, Tom Cruise was apparently “audited” by Scientology member Marty Rathbun who has since defected and started a blog detailing the various fuckeries of L. Ron’s pyramid scheme. On Friday, Marty blogged that Tom’s confessions became a source of entertainment for Scientology head David Miscavige:

Well, my suspicio…

By: The Superficial / May 10, 2010

Nicole Kidman was The Joker this whole time

So remember in Tim Burton’s Batman when The Joker wore flesh-colored make-up to hide his white skin?

I rest my case.

*waits for Nicole Kidman to slap Batman in the face with a giant fish*

Photos: Pacific Coast News

By: The Superficial / December 16, 2009

Kate Hudson’s almost nipple slip at AMAs

While presenting at the American Music Awards, Kate Hudson narrowly avoided flashing one of her tiny nips to millions of viewers last night. Fortunately her complete and total lack of breasts averted a disaster that would’ve probably caused Nicole Kidman to shatter into a million pieces just from making a facial expression. “Heavens me,…

By: The Superficial / November 23, 2009

Nicole Kidman freaks people out

Nicole Kidman made a brief appearance at the CMAs Wednesday night (above) and apparently scared the living bejebus out of people. Page Six reports:

“She looked freakish,” said one witness. “She just had her lips done, and now she looks like Meg Ryan.” The Aussie actress didn’t want to be interrogated on the…

By: The Superficial / November 13, 2009

Miranda Kerr is chesty and other news

- Nicole Kidman has finally Botoxed her way to a third lip. [Lainey Gossip]

- Katherine Heigl is adopting a baby. How long until she teaches it to badmouth Judd Apatow, Grey’s Anatomy and pretty much anyone who will keep mommy relevant? [PopEater]

- John Mayer might also be having sex with…

By: The Superficial / September 9, 2009

David Duchovny shirtless and other news

- Mel Gibson directed his pregnant girlfriend’s new video. Surprisingly, it doesn’t involve torture and/or Jew hating. I’m shocked. [PopEater]

- Hugh Jackman gets it. ScarJo and Ryan Reynolds do not get it. [Lainey Gossip]

- Emmanuelle Chriqui’s breasts turns women into lesbians. [Celebslam]

- Channing Tatum and Jenna Dewan got…

By: The Superficial / July 13, 2009

Hayden Panettiere’s tattoo spelled wrong

- Hayden Panettiere’s tattoo is misspelled. Supposed to read “Insert Superficial Writer Here —>.” [Just Jared]

- Keith Urban is hitting the Botox like Nicole Kidman. Didn’t she just get out of a relationship with a gay guy? Or am I thinking of LeAnn Rimes again? [Lainey Gossip]

- Paris Hilton

By: The Superficial / May 21, 2009

Rihanna flees to the east coast

- Rihanna hunts for apartments in New York while Chris Brown hunts for a new woman. Literally. He’s got a tranq gun. [ICYDK]

- George Clooney was apparently America’s handsomest baby. At least that’s what all seven nurses in the delivery room said after the sex. [PopSugar]

- Miss California might be stripped…

By: The Superficial / May 6, 2009
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