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The 87th Annual Academy Awards

Full Disclosure: Emma Stone and Jennifer Aniston are making this gallery look way more exciting than it really is. I genuinely feel bad tricking you with it. More »

Nicole Kidman & Keith Urban Sext, This Is Information You Know Now

During an appearance on The Ellen Degeneres Show yesterday, Keith Urban revealed that when he’s away from Nicole Kidman the two like to get it on through the sensual art of making penis emoticons on their smartphones. Via Us Weekly:

“We never text. We never email. Phone calls only, which I really love… More »

Nicole Kidman Is Made From A Stronger Space Age Polymer Than I Thought

If someone told me Nicole Kidman got hit by a bicycle, my first reaction would be, “Holy shit, someone needs to sweep up the broken pieces of her porcelain body before a gust of wind takes them.” Except here she is surprisingly still intact in New York yesterday after infamously annoying photographer Carl Wu crashed… More »

The 55th Annual Grammy Awards

“I was told this was filled with Boston cream, not seeing any.”

Here’s the rest of The 55th Annual Grammy Awards that doesn’t involve Katy Perry’s awesome breasts, Kat Dennings’ almost-as-awesome breasts, evidence in Rihanna’s murder or Jennifer Lopez’s dress making it look like she has huge, giant testicles. Except now I’ve completely… More »

Jennifer Lopez’s Got Your Puffy Vagina Right Here

Last week CBS sent a memo to Grammy producers explicitly banning puffy vaginas during the show. A memo that Jennifer Lopez apparently decided didn’t apply to her because here she is looking like she has elephantiasis of the lady business. Not to mention a man named Puffy was once in her vagina, so she basically… More »

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