Posts tagged "nicole bahls"

Jessica Alba kicks off the bikinis

Here’s Jessica Alba in a bikini over Memorial Day weekend and since the paparazzi apparently took one shot of her ass then called it quits – You really can’t fault that logic. – I added four other bikini-clad women of questionable celebrity status: Kelly Rowland, Nicole Bahls, Kim Zolciak and Jaimie Hilfiger. Now we ca…

The Superficial / June 1, 2010

Akon banged Nicole Bahls

Seen here having the only part of her that matters interviewed, recent site-staple Nicole Bahls found herself on the receiving end of Akon’s penis last night, according to My Portuguese is a little rusty, but essentially the article says Akon’s sister Danielle arranged the meeting and then it’s just a dumb sketch of the…

The Superficial / January 29, 2010

Nicole Bahls’ ass is about to save lives

Because I have a keen eye for star power and name recognition, here’s Nicole Bahls’ Kardashian-esque ass which I’m about to use to help the people of Haiti. In case you’ve been too busy reading this site – it happens – they just had their entire country destroyed by earthquakes yesterday. You can help out…

The Superficial / January 13, 2010

Nicole Bahls in a bikini and other news

- Jerry Seinfeld thinks Conan O’Brien has nothing to complain about. [PopEater]
- Jessica Simpson brings motorboating to Twitter. [Lainey Gossip]
- Miley Cyrus’ Muffin Top. [Drunken Stepfather: Site is NSFW]
- Sharon Stone continues to insist she’s not a walking skeleton with implants. [Celebslam]
- John Mayer might have broken up Taylor Swift and…

The Superficial / January 11, 2010

Nicole Bahls in a bikini and other news

Normally this is the part where I link you to various gossip items, but since I’m taking off until Monday, I figured I’d just point you in the direction of the link partners I’m extremely thankful for. So feel free to scope out their sites while I’m gone, or just stare into Nicole Bahls’ Kardashian-esque…

The Superficial / November 25, 2009