Posts tagged "Nicolas Cage"

Comic-Con Day 2: I’m In Love With A Giant

Welcome to Day Two of our Comic-Con coverage which I’m telling myself will justify beefing this Friday to go see Guardians of The Galaxy and spending way too long writing a dick-joke laden review of it. Lies are fun. Anyway, let’s get to it. I’ve still got Most Important People to put up when I…

The Superficial / July 26, 2014

Nicolas Cage Backstage With Guns N’ Roses Will Melt Your Mind Now

*sips wine* “Put down the bunny.”
For those of you just joining the Internet, Tracy Morgan is in critical condition after a deadly car crash, and white supremacist militia members tried to start “the revolution” at a Las Vegas Walmart, but none of those stories contain the human element of Nicolas Cage wearing a shirt…

The Superficial / June 9, 2014

Nicolas Cage Has A Ponytail, Somehow

Here’s Nicolas Cage sporting a ponytail at LAX yesterday which is amazing because here is 23 days ago at the Venice Film Festival with a not-ponytail. Although, in fairness he could just be going method for Every Cowboy Sings A Sad, Sad Song: The Bret Michaels Story and booked a flight to hepatitis. The man&#8217…

The Superficial / September 24, 2013

It’s Cool, Internet, I Didn’t Need My Mind Anymore, And Other News

- Tracy Anderson wants to fix Lena Dunham. [Lainey Gossip]
- Sinead O’Connor is still making incredible life decisions. [Dlisted]
– This is a link to a huge pair of breasts. [theCHIVE]
- John Mayer is basically copying Katy Perry now. [Fishwrapper]
– So both the Olsen Twins are into old dudes. Probably easier to…

The Superficial / September 13, 2013

Charlie And The Cocaine Factory

For those of you who wisely stopped paying attention to Charlie Sheen after realizing “Winning!” was more of a manic tic from hooker murder than an actual catchphrase, he’s in Colombia right now which should probably concern anyone even remotely concerned with the availability of cocaine which he swears isn’t the sole purpose of thi…

The Superficial / November 30, 2011

Everyone’s A Vampire From The Civil War

Apparently this is going to be the new Internet fad, so here’s another one of those historical time-traveling vampire photos, this time featuring John Travolta. Although I’m not a sucker for the liberal media’s lies and know this is just time-traveling Nicolas Cage wearing John Travolta’s face so he can bang his wife and let&#8217…

The Superficial / September 30, 2011

Nicolas Cage and The Fudgesicle Bandit

“To this day, I’ll never understand why he only left the Creamsicles… *chokes up* Can we do this another time?”
While promoting his new movie Trespass at the Toronto Film Festival, Nicolas Cage opened up about the time an intruder broke into his house and violated the sanctity of his frozen treats. Via Huffington Post:…

The Superficial / September 15, 2011

Weston Cage Checked Into Rehab To Become An Action Star. Okay, Sure.

“So what my film pre-supposes is, maybe getting your ass kicked means you’re not crazy.”
After finally winning/losing his first fight, albeit against himself, Weston Cage has checked back into rehab for reasons that reveal his mom Christina Fulton is just as fucking crazy as he is which raises serious questions about the transitive batshit…

The Superficial / July 25, 2011

Weston Cage Really Likes Facebook, And, Oh Yeah, His Wife’s Pregnant

When she rested her boobs on the balcony, that’s when he knew he had to marry her for only three months then get punched in the face 13 times by his babysitter. It was destiny…

Like all goth, death-, speed-, black-, druid-, sassafras-, whatever the fuck-metal kids, Weston Cage loves throwing a pity…

The Superficial / July 6, 2011

Weston Cage’s Wife Kicked His Ass Now

On Sunday night, Weston Cage claimed that the 13 punches to the face he took from his babysitter only happened because he was one drink short of death and took a cheap shot to the balls, according to TMZ:
He says that if he had a few more drinks, his “loyal and beautiful wife and…

The Superficial / July 5, 2011

So The Weston Cage Story is Entirely Different Now

When the Weston Cage getting his face punched-in 13 times story first broke, initial reports suggested he got into a dispute with his personal trainer who wouldn’t let him order something at a restaurant. Turns out it wasn’t his trainer but a man named Kevin Villegas who’s paid by Nicolas Cage to keep an eye…

The Superficial / June 13, 2011

VIDEO: Nicolas Cage’s Son Getting Destroyed By His Trainer

Yesterday morning, it was reported that Nicolas Cage’s son Weston flipped out on his personal trainer at a Hollywood restaurant only to end up arrested and placed on 5150 psychiatric hold when he failed to land a roundhouse kick. What was not known at the time was just how epically Weston had his ass handed…

The Superficial / June 9, 2011

Nicolas Cage’s Son Went Crazy

Nicolas Cage’s son Weston (Actual photo.) apparently lost his shit at a Hollywood restaurant yesterday after being told he couldn’t order chocolate milk with his dinner which is how I chose to read this. TMZ reports:
Weston was at The Farmer’s Kitchen in Hollywood at around 4:00 today, when his trainer told him he couldn’t…

The Superficial / June 8, 2011

Nicolas Cage Sounds Like a Great Dad

“Did someone just open up a Detective Comics #27? Because I’d drop a baby to read that.”
RadarOnline has obtained the 911 call leading up to Nicolas Cage’s drunken arrest that the New Orleans District Attorney’s office has decided to ignore because all the cool kids are letting celebrities off. Anyway, here are the parental…

The Superficial / May 11, 2011

Nicolas Cage Faces No Charges

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In a move now being carefully studied by California’s penal system, New Orleans’ D.A. has decided not to press charges against Nicolas Cage for the incidents that led to his recent arrest. People reports:
The New Orleans District Attorney has confirmed that no charges of any kind will be pursued against…

Photo Boy / May 6, 2011

Nicolas Cage Under Investigation For Child Abuse

Nicolas Cage’s drunken arrest last weekend keeps getting better. And by better I mean he’s under investigation for child abuse. TMZ reports:
According to the police report, Cage’s wife Alice told police she and Nic had been arguing on the night of April 15 “due to his intoxicated state” … when they went to pick…

The Superficial / April 26, 2011

Nicolas Cage Arrested for Domestic Abuse

Looking to join the prestigious ranks of Charlie Sheen, Chris Brown and Mel Gibson, Nicolas Cage was arrested for domestic abuse and disturbing the peace early Saturday morning after getting absolutely shit-hammered in New Orleans where he’s filming Medallion. Details have been pouring in, so here’s the latest rundown of his night which somehow include…

The Superficial / April 18, 2011

Nicolas Cage outbid Leo for a $276,000 dino skull

Nicolas Cage owes the IRS an assload of money and is suing his manager for leading him “down a path of financial ruin,” but a brief look at his purchases shows he has the spending habits of two women permanently glued to a MasterCard. Via Us Magazine:
In 2007, he outbid Leonardo DiCaprio for a…

The Superficial / November 10, 2009

Weston Coppola Cage totally doesn’t need his last name to get chicks, no way

Nicolas Cage posed for this family photo in Vienna, Austria today with his wife Alice Kim and son Weston Coppola Cage. Weston brought his girlfriend along who I really want to believe isn’t jockeying for that sweet Ghost Rider dough. Maybe she simply digs dudes who think dead fetuses make kickass necklaces. Who knows? The…

The Superficial / November 29, 2008

Nicolas Cage stole Chihuahuas

Actress Kathleen Turner’s upcoming autobiography “Send Yourself Roses” includes dirt on her Peggy Sue Got Married co-star Nicolas Cage. The movie was directed by Nic’s uncle Francis Ford Coppola and apparently the future Ghost Rider was a pain in the ass on set, according to Page Six:
“Everything Francis wanted him to do, he went…

The Superficial / January 23, 2008
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