- Johnny Depp is getting treated like Jennifer Garner now. [Lainey Gossip]
- Anne Hathaway singing rap songs. Goddammit… [Dlisted]
- Redheads, man… [theCHIVE]
- Kim Kardashian is still a vapid cunt. In case you were wondering. [Fishwrapper]
- Jennifer Lawrence was a good choice as Mystique. I take it all back. [Popoholic]
Please forgive me for the short notice, but I’m writing to request a last minute alteration to my Christmas list. Please replace the following item:
A Pitt-Jolie child dressed as an Ewok complete with spear to attack my enemies.
British Ultimo Lingerie model Nicola McLean despite the stretch marks that I’m sensitive…