Posts tagged "Nick Loeb"

Sofia Vergara Shuts Down Bullshit Embryo Battle

Sofia Vergara shuts down Nick Loeb’s bullshit media battle over her frozen embryos.

By: The Superficial / May 7, 2015

Sofia Vergara’s Ex-Fiance Wants Her Fertilized Eggs, Dammit

Sofia Vergara’s ex Nick Loeb wants to use her fertilized eggs to have a baby and is suing her for it because none of this is creepy.

By: The Superficial / April 16, 2015

Sofia Vergara Is Single. Again.

Sofia Vergara‘s now-former fiance Nick Loeb is a violent douchebag, so it really shouldn’t come as a surprise that they’ve broken up again after being reunited in a cave. (Yup.) As for what happened this time, I’m sure she finally got fed up with his violent douchebaggery. Or shilling salad condiments at the White House.

By: The Superficial / June 2, 2014

Good Morning, Sofia Vergara, And Other News

- Justin Timberlake thinks an anti-rape group should be so happy he’s never heard of them and stole their name. [Lainey Gossip]

- Carly Rae Jepsen should probably stop throwing first pitches. [Dlisted]

– The Chive has an athletic line now. Give me two blondes and ging. [theCHIVE]

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By: The Superficial / July 16, 2013

Here’s Everyone Else(‘s Cleavage) From The 2013 White House Correspondents’ Association Dinner

Posted by Photo Boy

Ridiculously dubbed “Nerd Prom” this year by people who clearly don’t understand how politicians are more like jocks than any other high school clique, the annual White House Correspondents’ Association Dinner was unsurprisingly boring since it’s a gathering of people who either know their every move is being publicly…

By: Photo Boy / April 29, 2013

Breasts. Sofia Vergara’s Breasts Will Keep The Local Systems In Line.

Yesterday, word got out that Sofia Vergara‘s fiance Nick Loeb attacked her at a Miami nightclub on New Year’s Eve resulting in security bouncing him the fuck out. So, of course, the two of them called every photo agency in town yesterday and strolled down to the beach to pretend to be a loving couple…

By: The Superficial / January 3, 2013

Sofia Vergara’s Fiance Attacked Her At A Club

Last summer, Sofia Vergara broke up with Nick Loeb only to get back together with him after he proposed to her in a cave which seems even more messed up now because apparently they guy’s a regular Chris Brown. Via Page Six:

One witness told us, “Nick appeared to get really angry after…

By: The Superficial / January 2, 2013

Sofia Vergara Is Engaged To That Dude She Dumped

When we last left Sofia Vergara, she had kicked her boyfriend Nick Loeb to the curb making her mine for the taking. I could practically feel her breasts suffocating my face to death. But then, like an asshole, this guy decides to propose to her inside Mayan ruins which she of course said “yes” to…

By: The Superficial / July 11, 2012

Sofia Vergara is Single

Okay, so maybe we’ll have two feel good posts today.

Sofia Vergara has reportedly kicked Nick Loeb her boyfriend of two years to the curb over the weekend and confirmed the split to friends at the MET Gala which she attended solo. Page Six reports:

Another source told us that Vergara…

By: The Superficial / May 9, 2012