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Nick Lachey Doesn’t Miss ‘Playing Grab-Ass’ With Joe Simpson

Nick Lachey was on Watch What Happens Live last night where during a round of “Plead The Fifth” Andy Cohen asked him what’s the best thing about not having Joe Simpson as a father-in-law anymore? While his brother Drew had a more broad answer, Nick went right for the jugular or whatever that vein on… More »


All The Body Hair Kim Kardashian Lasered Off Grew Back Because She’s Pregnant

Yesterday’s Feel Good Story of The Day was Wellesly College shitting in a West Virginia principal’s eye after he threatened a student who questioned the made-up facts in an abstinence assembly. And even though it’s not even noon, I’m already calling this one as today’s for proving that, yes, sometimes the world can be a… More »


Jessica Simpson is Gonna Love This

Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo are trying to have a baby! Whee! *calls up broker* Put all my money in butter. You heard me. E! News reports:

So just how soon can we expect the cuties to start trying for kids of their own?
“I’m doing everything I can,” Lachey joked while… More »


Jessica Simpson: ‘It’s Just a Coincidence’

While it may look like Jessica Simpson’s engagement to Eric Johnson was prompted by Nick Lachey proposing to Vanessa Minnillo, a source, presumably smelling of bacon and failure because it’s Jessica, has already gone on the record with People and TooFab, claiming the entire thing is just a coincidence because Eric had been planning it… More »


And Jessica Simpson is Engaged, Too, Now. Of Course.

Jessica Simpson has essentially farted what last shred of dignity she had left out the window by announcing her engagement to Eric Johnson within days of Nick Lachey announcing his to Vanessa Minnillo. The news was first reported by Us Weekly Sunday morning, and then confirmed by Jessica’s rep along with the following one-handed tweetMore »


Jessica Simpson is So Happy For Nick Lachey. SO HAPPY!

Jessica Simpson wants everyone to know she hasn’t filled her jacuzzi with Rocky Road and couldn’t be more ham-(Easy, girl.)-fistedly happy for Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo, according to People:

“I am extremely, extremely happy for him,” the singer-actress, 30, told Ryan Seacrest on his KIIS-FM radio show Thursday. “I couldn’t be more… More »


Jessica Simpson Not Happy About Nick Lachey’s Engagement

Seen here drunk off her ass wondering why no one will marry her – *burp*Jessica Simpson is apparently not taking the news of Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo’s engagement well, according to Popeater:

“Even though Jessica wants to be happy for Nick, this is a very difficult time for her,” a… More »


Alessandra Ambrosio redefines MILF and other news

- Demi Moore claims she’s never had plastic surgery. Right. And I’ve never paid a hooker to dress up like Abe Lincoln Catwoman. [PopEater]

- Hayden Panettiere is still alive. Midgety. [Lainey Gossip]

- Hilary Duff is pulling diva shit on the set of Gossip Girl. Someone should let Hilary know who’s… More »


Justin Timberlake is a biker now and other news

- Robert Pattinson and Taylor Lautner in the full New Moon trailer. [PopEater[

- Robert Downey Jr. in track pants carrying a man purse. I have no fucking clue. [Lainey Gossip]

- Audrina Patridge and her wonky breasts get denied a chance on Dancing with the Stars by MTV. [Celebslam]

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Kendra Wilkinson’s inflating breasts and other news

- Jake Gyllenhaal’s Prince of Persia official photo looks Middle Eastern. Not counting Jake. [Lainey Gossip]

- Nick Lachey has never stopped loving Jessica Simpson. Which is why he’s going to need to bang a bunch of strippers before deciding to get back together. Because of all the love. [Celebslam]

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Britney Spears wears a bra and other Michael Jackson-less news items

- Nick Lachey dumped Vanessa Minillo because she’s a gold-digger. Wait. Nick Lachey has money? [Celebslam]

- Anne Hathaway has to look damn fine to C-3PO. [Lainey Gossip]

- Madonna’s new Louis Vuitton ad looks just like her. If she was a perfectly porcelain doll who didn’t have the sinewy arms of… More »


Nick Lachey & Vanessa Minnillo break up

Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo have called it quits, Us Magazine reports:

A source close to the couple tells Us: “It was an amicable break-up. They walk away from it still friends.”
Adds another source, “They still care about each other very much. This is what’s best for both of them.”
The couple… More »


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