Posts tagged "Nick Lachey"

Nick Lachey Doesn’t Miss ‘Playing Grab-Ass’ With Joe Simpson

Nick Lachey was on Watch What Happens Live last night where during a round of “Plead The Fifth” Andy Cohen asked him what’s the best thing about not having Joe Simpson as a father-in-law anymore? While his brother Drew had a more broad answer, Nick went right for the jugular or whatever that vein on…

The Superficial | May 8, 2013 - 1:09 pm

All The Body Hair Kim Kardashian Lasered Off Grew Back Because She’s Pregnant

Yesterday’s Feel Good Story of The Day was Wellesly College shitting in a West Virginia principal’s eye after he threatened a student who questioned the made-up facts in an abstinence assembly. And even though it’s not even noon, I’m already calling this one as today’s for proving that, yes, sometimes the world can be a…

The Superficial | April 18, 2013 - 11:36 am

Jessica Simpson is Gonna Love This

Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo are trying to have a baby! Whee! *calls up broker* Put all my money in butter. You heard me. E! News reports:
So just how soon can we expect the cuties to start trying for kids of their own?
“I’m doing everything I can,” Lachey joked while promoting his reality…

The Superficial | August 4, 2011 - 3:55 pm

Jessica Simpson: ‘It’s Just a Coincidence’

While it may look like Jessica Simpson’s engagement to Eric Johnson was prompted by Nick Lachey proposing to Vanessa Minnillo, a source, presumably smelling of bacon and failure because it’s Jessica, has already gone on the record with People and TooFab, claiming the entire thing is just a coincidence because Eric had been planning it…

The Superficial | November 15, 2010 - 2:42 pm

And Jessica Simpson is Engaged, Too, Now. Of Course.

Jessica Simpson has essentially farted what last shred of dignity she had left out the window by announcing her engagement to Eric Johnson within days of Nick Lachey announcing his to Vanessa Minnillo. The news was first reported by Us Weekly Sunday morning, and then confirmed by Jessica’s rep along with the following one-handed tweet

The Superficial | November 15, 2010 - 12:47 am

Jessica Simpson is So Happy For Nick Lachey. SO HAPPY!

Jessica Simpson wants everyone to know she hasn’t filled her jacuzzi with Rocky Road and couldn’t be more ham-(Easy, girl.)-fistedly happy for Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo, according to People:
“I am extremely, extremely happy for him,” the singer-actress, 30, told Ryan Seacrest on his KIIS-FM radio show Thursday. “I couldn’t be more happy for…

The Superficial | November 11, 2010 - 2:25 pm

Jessica Simpson Not Happy About Nick Lachey’s Engagement

Seen here drunk off her ass wondering why no one will marry her – *burp*Jessica Simpson is apparently not taking the news of Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo’s engagement well, according to Popeater:
“Even though Jessica wants to be happy for Nick, this is a very difficult time for her,” a friend of…

The Superficial | November 5, 2010 - 1:01 pm

Alessandra Ambrosio redefines MILF and other news

- Demi Moore claims she’s never had plastic surgery. Right. And I’ve never paid a hooker to dress up like Abe Lincoln Catwoman. [PopEater]
- Hayden Panettiere is still alive. Midgety. [Lainey Gossip]
- Hilary Duff is pulling diva shit on the set of Gossip Girl. Someone should let Hilary know who’s doing who who…

The Superficial | August 31, 2009 - 8:50 pm

Justin Timberlake is a biker now and other news

- Robert Pattinson and Taylor Lautner in the full New Moon trailer. [PopEater[
- Robert Downey Jr. in track pants carrying a man purse. I have no fucking clue. [Lainey Gossip]
- Audrina Patridge and her wonky breasts get denied a chance on Dancing with the Stars by MTV. [Celebslam]
- Nick Lachey probably masturbates…

The Superficial | August 14, 2009 - 4:23 pm

Kendra Wilkinson’s inflating breasts and other news

- Jake Gyllenhaal’s Prince of Persia official photo looks Middle Eastern. Not counting Jake. [Lainey Gossip]
- Nick Lachey has never stopped loving Jessica Simpson. Which is why he’s going to need to bang a bunch of strippers before deciding to get back together. Because of all the love. [Celebslam]
- Jim Cavaziel was in…

The Superficial | July 17, 2009 - 12:34 pm

Britney Spears wears a bra and other Michael Jackson-less news items

- Nick Lachey dumped Vanessa Minillo because she’s a gold-digger. Wait. Nick Lachey has money? [Celebslam]
- Anne Hathaway has to look damn fine to C-3PO. [Lainey Gossip]
- Madonna’s new Louis Vuitton ad looks just like her. If she was a perfectly porcelain doll who didn’t have the sinewy arms of a zombie. [The

The Superficial | June 26, 2009 - 6:48 pm

Nick Lachey & Vanessa Minnillo break up

Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo have called it quits, Us Magazine reports:
A source close to the couple tells Us: “It was an amicable break-up. They walk away from it still friends.”
Adds another source, “They still care about each other very much. This is what’s best for both of them.”
The couple hooked up…

The Superficial | June 24, 2009 - 10:20 am

Stifler: I had sex with Jessica Simpson

Stifler, whose real name is apparently Seann William Scott (I had no idea.), addressed the Internet rumors about why there’s tension between him and Nick Lachey. Turns out Stifler and Jessica Simpson had what grown-ups call a “special hug.” Here’s my brief transcribing of what he said to
DJ Whoo Kid: I heard you…

The Superficial | June 13, 2008 - 3:56 pm

Nick Lachey lives a miserable existence

Nick Lachey and his girlfriend Vanessa Minnillo make their living by simply showing up at places. They get paid to visit tropical resorts that need publicity or do photo shoots at department stores. Nick just has to stand around for a couple hours and take pictures. Easy stuff, right? Apparently not for Nick Lachey. Page

The Superficial | February 21, 2008 - 12:04 pm

Vanessa Minnillo gets her bikini on

Superficial | November 21, 2007 - 4:55 pm

Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo sex photos off the market

OK! magazine has paid $400,000 for the Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo sex photos from their vacation in Mexico. You’ll probably never see them though, since the celebrity-friendly magazine allegedly bought the photos to take them off the market. A source tells Gatecrasher:
“There’s much worse stuff than what got out there on the…

Superficial | July 12, 2007 - 10:58 am

Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo sex pictures

Famous magazine has the first pictures (pretty SFW) from Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo’s sex romp in Mexico and they’re extremely disappointing. Last week pictures came out of Nick and Vanessa running around naked in Mexico, and then word leaked that there were also hardcore sex pictures. Nick confirmed the existence of the sex…

Superficial | July 5, 2007 - 3:52 pm

Vanessa Minnillo to get reality show?

Vanessa Minnillo is reportedly in talks to get her own reality show which would basically just follow her around all day. Gatecrasher reports:
“The show would just follow her around in her day,” a source says, adding wryly, “She really wants to be famous.”
Nobody even knows who this chick is, except that she’s…

Superficial | June 18, 2007 - 10:04 am

Vanessa Minnillo and Nick Lachey hit the pool

Vanessa Minnillo and Nick Lachey spent their weekend at the opening of the Cove Atlantis Hotel in the Bahamas. And it’s not like he was attractive to begin with, but what the hell is happening to Nick Lachey? He looks like he’s turning into the Pillsbury Doughboy. All I want to do is poke…

Superficial | May 15, 2007 - 8:13 am

Nick Lachey likes smart people

Nick Lachey is reportedly telling people he likes Vanessa Minnillo because she’s the complete opposite of Jessica Simpson.

Superficial | August 2, 2006 - 2:27 pm
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