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Mariah Carey Ruined Christmas Or Something

There are way more important things happening in New York than Mariah Carey acting exactly like Mariah Carey, but if we talk about Eric Garner instead of Christmas tree lights, Gretchen Carlson’s jaw will unhinge and open a portal to the demon world. So above is Mariah Carey performing live at Rockefeller Center after blowing… More »


Nick Cannon Left Mariah Carey Because She’s Crazy

Here’s Nick Cannon after visiting his kids yesterday where he surprisingly didn’t leave the building with a trident sticking out of his chest considering he’s telling people he’s the one who left because Mariah Carey is goddamn crazy. TMZ reports:

Nick has made it clear to all involved … he’s deeply concerned about… More »


Mariah Carey Shut Nick Cannon The Hell Up

Yesterday, Nick Cannon confirmed to The Insider that he and Mariah Carey have been living in separate houses for months because this guy will tell anybody fucking anything. Which is why Mariah slapped him with a gag order, so this is all going well. TMZ reports:

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Kim Kardashian Destroyed Mariah Carey’s Marriage

Scientists have long since theorized that the gravity around Kim Kardashian’s ass is capable of destroying matter if not converting it into dark matter which is kind of redundant. (Smartest, if not slightly racist, penis joke you’ll ever read in your life.) So what that in mind, it really shouldn’t be a surprise that marriages… More »


Mariah Carey & Nick Cannon’s Divorce Should Be Here Any Minute Now

Mariah Carey used to tweet lingerie photos to make people believe Nick Cannon gets to have sex with her which he absolutely does not. But those times are over now for even the freshest rose of love eventually wilts and hires spies to make sure nobody’s fucking you. Page Six reports:

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Mariah Carey Posed For Uncle Terry With Her Kids

Terry Richardson loves to jerk off on models’ faces, so what better person to take a nice family photo of you in lingerie with your kids? Which is apparently the kind of thought Mariah Carey has because here she is doing exactly that. In the meantime, those giant breasts might be single soon thanks to… More »


Mariah Carey Reacted To Nick Cannon Banging Kim Kardashian In Most Mariah Carey Way Possible

Last week, during a promotional interview for his new album “White People Party Music“, Nick Cannon rattled off the names of five celebrities he slept with including Kim Kardashian and his wife Mariah Carey who sent him into his next interview with specific instructions on what to say about that shit. Via Gossip Cop:
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Remember When Nick Cannon Banged Kim Kardashian? You Do Now

“Did that mothafucka just say Nick Cannon?”
Yes, I did.

Because sex lists are all the rage these days, Nick Cannon was asked to name at least five celebrities he’s slept with during a Power 106 interview. And because he has a new album coming out on Tuesday, he actually answered the… More »


Yeah, Well How Would Nick Cannon Like It If I Wore Blerkface Ba Derp Herp Derp

To promote his new album White People Party Music, actor/comedian/Mariah Carey’s butler Nick Cannon dressed up in “whiteface” – A term that has no business existing whatsoever. – as Connor Smallnut for a surprisingly elaborate parody that’s somehow not about Justin Bieber. Anyway, white people are mad now because if the Julianne Hough/Crazy Eyes DebacleMore »


Mariah Carey Tweeted Her Breasts To 13 Million People For Nick Cannon’s Birthday

I make it a rule not to post at night unless it’s an important breaking story involving relevant celebrities doing something people might actually give a shit about. Which I think we all agree Mariah Carey tweeting her giant breasts counts as along with being the only thing that happened tonight. THE ONLY THING. *shakesMore »


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