Posts tagged "Nick Cannon"

Mariah Carey Ruined Christmas Or Something

There are way more important things happening in New York than Mariah Carey acting exactly like Mariah Carey, but if we talk about Eric Garner instead of Christmas tree lights, Gretchen Carlson’s jaw will unhinge and open a portal to the demon world. So above is Mariah Carey performing live at Rockefeller Center after blowing…

The Superficial / December 4, 2014

Nick Cannon Left Mariah Carey Because She’s Crazy

Here’s Nick Cannon after visiting his kids yesterday where he surprisingly didn’t leave the building with a trident sticking out of his chest considering he’s telling people he’s the one who left because Mariah Carey is goddamn crazy. TMZ reports:
Nick has made it clear to all involved … he’s deeply concerned about Mariah’s emotional…

The Superficial / August 27, 2014

Mariah Carey Shut Nick Cannon The Hell Up

Yesterday, Nick Cannon confirmed to The Insider that he and Mariah Carey have been living in separate houses for months because this guy will tell anybody fucking anything. Which is why Mariah slapped him with a gag order, so this is all going well. TMZ reports:
Sources close to the couple tell TMZ … Nick…

The Superficial / August 22, 2014

Kim Kardashian Destroyed Mariah Carey’s Marriage

Scientists have long since theorized that the gravity around Kim Kardashian’s ass is capable of destroying matter if not converting it into dark matter which is kind of redundant. (Smartest, if not slightly racist, penis joke you’ll ever read in your life.) So what that in mind, it really shouldn’t be a surprise that marriage…

The Superficial / August 21, 2014

Mariah Carey & Nick Cannon’s Divorce Should Be Here Any Minute Now

Mariah Carey used to tweet lingerie photos to make people believe Nick Cannon gets to have sex with her which he absolutely does not. But those times are over now for even the freshest rose of love eventually wilts and hires spies to make sure nobody’s fucking you. Page Six reports:
When the comic hosted…

The Superficial / August 20, 2014

Mariah Carey Posed For Uncle Terry With Her Kids

Terry Richardson loves to jerk off on models’ faces, so what better person to take a nice family photo of you in lingerie with your kids? Which is apparently the kind of thought Mariah Carey has because here she is doing exactly that. In the meantime, those giant breasts might be single soon thanks to…

The Superficial / May 9, 2014

Mariah Carey Reacted To Nick Cannon Banging Kim Kardashian In Most Mariah Carey Way Possible

Last week, during a promotional interview for his new album “White People Party Music“, Nick Cannon rattled off the names of five celebrities he slept with including Kim Kardashian and his wife Mariah Carey who sent him into his next interview with specific instructions on what to say about that shit. Via Gossip Cop:

The Superficial / April 3, 2014

Remember When Nick Cannon Banged Kim Kardashian? You Do Now

“Did that mothafucka just say Nick Cannon?”
Yes, I did.

Because sex lists are all the rage these days, Nick Cannon was asked to name at least five celebrities he’s slept with during a Power 106 interview. And because he has a new album coming out on Tuesday, he actually answered the…

The Superficial / March 28, 2014

Yeah, Well How Would Nick Cannon Like It If I Wore Blerkface Ba Derp Herp Derp

To promote his new album White People Party Music, actor/comedian/Mariah Carey’s butler Nick Cannon dressed up in “whiteface” – A term that has no business existing whatsoever. – as Connor Smallnut for a surprisingly elaborate parody that’s somehow not about Justin Bieber. Anyway, white people are mad now because if the Julianne Hough/Crazy Eyes Debacle

The Superficial / March 25, 2014

Mariah Carey Tweeted Her Breasts To 13 Million People For Nick Cannon’s Birthday

I make it a rule not to post at night unless it’s an important breaking story involving relevant celebrities doing something people might actually give a shit about. Which I think we all agree Mariah Carey tweeting her giant breasts counts as along with being the only thing that happened tonight. THE ONLY THING. *shakes

The Superficial / October 8, 2013

Update: Mariah Carey Reveals Twins’ Names

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Of all people, I expected these two to really break out the crazy here, but they went all traditional and named their daughter Monroe, after an actress who died young tragically and their son Moroccan, after an interior decorating theme of a floor of their apartment. Now if you’ll excuse me,…

Photo Boy / May 4, 2011

Mariah Carey Had Some Babies

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Mariah Carey and her husband Nick Cannon welcomed a healthy baby boy and girl into their lives over the weekend. Coincidentally, the twins were born on the couple’s anniversary, a time that Mr. and Mrs. Carey usually reserve for the hilariously insane practice of renewing their vows annually. People reports:

Photo Boy / May 2, 2011

Mariah Carey Painted Her Pregnant Stomach Then Put it On Twitter

As advertised.
Despite retreating into seclusion since December, Mariah Carey felt the need to paint a giant butterfly on her pregnant stomach and share it with her four million Twitter followers. Also, she apparently refers to her unborn twins as “dem babies” which proves she really is married to Nick Cannon even though I’d bet…

The Superficial / March 28, 2011

Mariah Carey is Pregnant? I Would’ve Never Guessed

Seen here already looking like Aretha-esque in Singapore a month ago, Mariah Carey has finally confirmed she’s pregnant to the surprise of, well, actually a few people because I just assumed her weight was some sort of cosmic joke on Nick Cannon. Via The Today Show:
In the spirit of some privacy, Carey, who shared…

The Superficial / October 28, 2010

Mariah Carey has a baby in there

Considering she’s looked it for I can’t remember how long, it only makes sense that Mariah Carey would eventually get pregnant. That being said, in no way am I suggesting she finally let Nick Cannon have sex with her. Ha! Who even thinks like that? RadarOnline reports:
When contacted, Mariah’s longtime rep Cindi Berger gave…

The Superficial / June 2, 2010

Mariah Carey’s breasts are getting out of control

Mariah Carey attended the New York Film Festival screening of her new movie Precious, and her breasts are getting way out of hand. Somewhere over the past few months they passed the fine line between huge and hefty waitress at a truck stop diner. But the important thing is we’re aware now so somebody ca…

The Superficial / October 5, 2009

Eminem fires back at Mariah Carey

In response to Nick Cannon’s open letter and Mariah Carey’s latest video, Eminem has released his latest song “The Warning,” and it’s pretty much everything you’d expect from Eminem. Via PopCrunch:
Yeah, what you gonna say? I’m lucky? Tell the public that I was so ugly that you had to be drunk to me?

The Superficial / July 31, 2009

Nick Cannon Gets to Host Something

Nick Cannon will host tonight’s premiere of America’s Got Talent at 9/8c on NBC. I guess listening to Mariah Carey sing in the shower qualifies a man to judge music these days. Although, I should probably test that theory. For, uh, science. Yeah, science.
Photo: Pacific Coast News

The Superficial / June 23, 2009

Eminem wants to pee on Mariah Carey

In case there’s any doubt Eminem is the greatest wordsmith of our generation, check out his latest volley in the ongoing feud with Nick Cannon. It pretty much demonstrates the full depth of his uncanny word.. things. The Sun reports:
But the warning has been ignored as Em took another shot at Mariah as he…

The Superficial / May 14, 2009

Nick Cannon writes crazy shit about Eminem

Nick Cannon just heard Eminem’s “Bagpipes from Baghdad” off his new album Relapse, and it contains several choice words about Mariah Carey. Not one to let an opportunity at relevancy pass him by, Nick Cannon took to his blog and essentially wrote a 500-page novel on whether or not he should kick Eminem’s ass. I’m…

The Superficial / May 11, 2009
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