Posts tagged "NBA"

Blake Griffin’s Parting Shot On Donald Sterling

I'm aware this isn't Blake Griffin, but goddamnit I love this picture. Posted by Photo Boy While Fish was away last year serving a brief stint after being found in Jon Hamm's dresser posing as an athletic supporter, I was fortunate enough to single-handedly cover the whole Donald Sterling-is-the-core-of-Satan's asshole-seriously-the-part-right-where-the-shit-begins-story, which I concluded by applauding

By: Photo Boy / October 17, 2014

Lamar Odom Just Quit The Dallas Mavericks

Back in December, Lamar Odom was unceremoniously traded to the Dallas Mavericks by the Lakers and somehow talked Khloe Kardashian into moving with him despite her family's track record of never leaving LA because it's rich in whore-ranium. At the time, Khloe called it "God's plan" for them, so of course only four months later,…

By: The Superficial / April 9, 2012

Lamar Odom Traded To The Dallas Mavericks

After almost being traded to New Orleans - which he apparently only found about after the LA Times called him to comment - Lamar Odom has been traded to the Dallas Mavericks which should go awesome for his "marriage" to Khloe Kardashian considering we've already seen how this family of whore-satchels handles moving their whore-asse…

By: The Superficial / December 12, 2011

Charles Barkley: A Friend to The Gays

Charles Barkley is already a hero to the heterosexual community after openly admitting to the police his reason for driving drunk was to see a woman who gives the best blowjobs of his life. But many people will be surprised to know he's also a huge advocate for gay rights and recently stated as much…

By: The Superficial / May 19, 2011

How The Knicks Won Last Night

I don't want to believe it either, but there they are and the scoreboard doesn't lie. You can't fight the science. Photos: Getty

By: The Superficial / March 18, 2011

Erin Barry Denies Affair With Tony Parker

Erin Barry, soon-to-be-ex-wife of San Antonio Spur Brent Barry, has officially denied an affair with Tony Parker despite allegations fed to the press by Eva Longoria. Erin apparently posted the following lengthy statement on her website before Thanksgiving which everyone is only just now realizing because when did wives of basketball stars get their ow…

By: The Superficial / December 3, 2010

Tony Parker Banged His Teammate’s Wife

Now that it's been established Eva Longoria really is getting a divorce, but didn't want to ruin today's Us Weekly exclusive she negotiated in advance, we can get down to who stuck what in who. Namely Tony Parker nailing one his teammate's wife because he's French and that's what they do. Extra reports: "Extra" confirmed…

By: The Superficial / November 17, 2010

Let’s Try This Eva Longoria Thing One More Time. With Feeling.

See? Feeling. *licks finger, adjust eyebrows* A thank you thank you. Yesterday, TMZ reported Eva Longoria was getting a divorce only to immediately retract their story, leaving a scant handful of people going, "WTF?" because it's only Eva Longoria. Well, word on the Internet streets is that she is going to file for divorce because…

By: The Superficial / November 17, 2010

Eva Longoria is Not Getting Divorced

In an uncharacteristic move, TMZ has issued a correction and are now reporting that Eva Longoria is not getting a divorce: TMZ reported that Tony had filed for divorce. Two clerks at the Bexar County Courthouse in Texas had told us the case was filed and sealed by a family law judge. But Eva's re…

By: The Superficial / November 16, 2010

Eva Longoria is Getting Divorced

Eva Longoria has been keeping her schedule noticeably full the past few weeks, and according to E!'s Marc Malkin, it might have to do with avoiding her husband Tony Parker: She was supposed to be one of the many celebs to appear at the taping of Anderson Cooper's CNN Heroes of 2010 television special but…

By: The Superficial / November 16, 2010

Eva Longoria’s side boob: How else do you sell coats?

Here's Eva Longoria and Tony Parker in the latest ad campaign for London Fog along with some behind-the-scene shots. Judging by Eva's poses, I'm assuming this is a line of coats designed for flashers at the park. Because when you wave your genitals at a complete stranger you want to look classy. London Fog. Photos:…

By: The Superficial / October 21, 2009

Eva Longoria in a bikini

You know what I love about these Eva Longoria pics from St. Tropez? They take me on a rollercoaster ride of emotions. From weeping like I just saw the Virgin Mary appear in my cereal to laughing with glee as Tony Parker pats Eva on the head like a lawn gnome. Which reminds me, if…

By: The Superficial / June 5, 2009