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Who Wants To See Alexander Skarsgard Impregnate An Entire Awards Show?

Alexander Skarsgard just knocked out the next 14 seasons of Teen Mom. Oh, good. More »

Emily Ratajkowski’s Breasts Were At The MTV Movie Awards

Emily Ratajkowski is the only thing you need to know about The MTV Movie Awards, an event I’m almost positive I just made up. More »

Zac Efron Might Be Your New Marvel Person

Last year, Latino Review reported that Zac Efron and Ryan Gosling were up for the roles of Han Solo and/or Luke Skywalker’s son(s) which did not happen at all. But this time, they’re super serious that Zac Efron has met with Marvel about playing.. something. Unleash The Speculator!

We can exclusively report that… More »

Kanye West Probably Cheated On Kim Kardashian With Pia Mia

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Because bovine husbandry is hard work and it seems his prized cow is almost fully fattened for slaughter, Kanye West has set his sights on an assonant yearling outside of Satan’s herd.
Ever since Kanye West, 36, took Pia Mia under his wing, Kim Kardashian, 33, has reportedly… More »

The 2014 MTV Movie Awards

Here’s the rest of The 2014 MTV Movie Awards which you’ll quickly notice is mostly Rita Ora’s cleavage, and for some odd reason, an almost equal amount of Zac Efron shirtless which was a typo. I have no idea how those got there, or why I tried to wash my clothes on them. I should… More »

Rihanna, Nicki Minaj, Jessica Alba & Victoria Justice Were The Hot Ones

Here’s Rihanna, Nicki Minaj, Jessica Alba, and Victoria Justice at last night’s MTV Movie Awards who I could’ve easily put into their own galleries, but your attention spans aren’t the greatest, so I made Photo Boy moosh them all into one. Also, I like to pretend Rihanna and Nicki keep side-eyeing each other, so soon… More »

Cameron Diaz Is Banging Jason Segel

Now that Jason Segel and Michelle Williams are over because you can only have sex with someone for so long while the ghost of Heath Ledger hovers in the background begging you to please, for the love of God, stop penetrating his ex for five minutes and tell the police he was killed by the… More »

The 2013 MTV Movie Awards

The 2013 MTV Movie Awards were last night and literally all you need to know is Selena Gomez looked phenomenal/was the only one from Spring Breakers who showed up while Jennifer Lawrence’s breasts didn’t even bother, Melanie Iglesias suddenly became important, Snooki and JWoww looked like goddamn wax monsters, and everyone’s supposed to believe AubreyMore »

The 2012 MTV Movie Awards

It seems like only yesterday we were going, “Let me guess, Twilight won everything,” yet somehow another MTV Movie Awards was upon us where, per usual, nothing of significance happened as non-eventfully as possible, so let’s talk about that stuff so we can get back to the very important business of calling people fat on… More »

Captain America is Going Bald

And apparently getting ready for the Top Gun remake. “I’m here for the gay volleyball.”

For some reason Chris Evans felt that a month before his massive summer blockbuster premieres would be a great time to tell E!’s Marc Malkin he’s going bald just in case enough people didn’t think he was horribly… More »

The 2011 MTV Movie Awards

While last year’s show at least had the decency to regale us with Katy Perry and Christina Aguilera’s breasts as Twilight anti-climactically won everything, this year’s MTV Movie Awards decided to be a lackluster affair with Twilight still anti-climactically winning everything alongside nothing more than fully-covered Blake Lively cleavage and Emma Watson’s niche-hotness. (Read: Pedophiles. More »

Reese Witherspoon Burns Blake Lively

“My words gonna make your kids not grow no more, bitches.”

While receiving her Generation Award at last night’s MTV Movie Awards, Reese Witherspoon decided to unload on Hollywood by basically calling out Blake Lively, who presented an award not even 10 minutes earlier, and the entire reality television industry which took some… More »

Mila Kunis & Justin Timberlake Groping Each Other

As advertised.

Because it’s just assumed they’re banging – Unless you count that Olsen twin business. – Mila Kunis and Justin Timberlake decided to have a little fun at last night’s MTV Movie Awards by fondling each other while presenting the award for Best Male Performance. Afterward, Justin made a joke about his… More »

The 2010 MTV Movie Awards

Here’s a shit-ton of pics for those of you who missed the MTV Movie Awards last night which was practically nothing but two hours of those Twilight kids winning everything. At one point Sandra Bullock kissed Scarlett Johansson then Katy Perry and Christina Aguilera’s breasts danced around. That’s really all I remember. Oh, and Tom… More »

Megan Fox Twitters about her hair at Movie Awards

Even though Eminem basically had a scrotum placed in his mouth, the most controversial topic of the MTV Movie Awards was Megan Fox’s hair which, let’s be frank, looked like she stepped right out of the shower. This is exactly why I should’ve been in that shower because I would’ve made her look awesome. More »

Robert Pattinson & Kristen Steweart prove Twilight owns our entire f-cking universe

For those of you who valued your eyes, faces and brainial region by avoiding the MTV Movie Awards, you missed watching those perpetually-stoned Twilight kids dominate the entire event. The pinnacle was Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart accepting the Best Kiss Award and then almost kissing – just like in the movie!. Oh, Edward!
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Eminem gets Bruno’s nuts in his face

During an elaborate intro to present an award and promote Bruno, a winged Sacha Baron Cohen landed directly in Eminem’s lap essentially tea-bagging him. Eminem was visibly pissed and his bodyguards batted Sacha around like a pinata before the entire entourage stormed out of the theater. Nobody knows if Enimem was in on it, but… More »

MTV Movie Awards 2009

Here’s an assload of shots from the 2009 MTV Movie Awards last night. I don’t really have much to say about a program that recognizes Twilight as a superior film than The Dark Knight except we’re basically doomed as a civilization. Oh, and also, Lauren Conrad looks fucking ridiculous, Cameron Diaz is old and… More »

MTV Movie Awards: Celebs did a bunch of crap but nothing as cool as Robert Downey Jr. attacking Jack Black’s nutsicles

While attempting to watch the MTV Movie awards last night, I quickly realized, “Hey, I don’t hate myself,” and shut the damn thing off. But but before that, I happened to catch this clip of Robert Downey Jr., Jack Black and Ben Stiller trying to make a viral video for their new movie… More »