Posts tagged "MTV EMAs"

What’s That Dang Ol’ Miley Cyrus Doin’ With Her Bergina Now?

Here's Miley Cyrus with dang ol' dolla bills down her drawers 'cause y'all think she's one of dem debbil stripper woman flashin' her hootenanny to every Tom, Dick and Jane. It's a joke, ya see? Sasfire. Lil' Mark Twain her pappy used to call her. Or maybe just Mark. Dem Cyruses ain't exactly right. Photos:

By: The Superficial / March 21, 2014

Hey, Miley Cyrus’ Vagina, Long Time, No See

The 2013 MTV EMAs were held in Amsterdam last night, so here's Miley Cyrus smoking weed, the burnout restaurant employee drug of choice, on stage after bringing back the Vagina Melvin (I'm treating it like a celebrity now.) for her performance because somewhere in her publicist's office sits a Post-It note that reads, "Labia Every…

By: The Superficial / November 11, 2013

Heidi Klum’s Breasts Will Make It All Better

It's been a tumultuous morning of love torn asunder and puppets having gay sex with minors (allegedly), so here's Heidi Klum looking awesome at last night's MTV EMAs to remind us that there's still beauty in the world. Also, Taylor Swift did that thing where she actually looks hot and not the same old boring…

By: The Superficial / November 12, 2012

Here’s Where I Start Saying Katy Perry’s Pregnant

I've accused accurately predicted with precision gynecological skills celebrities of being pregnant with way less of a protruding stomach - I'm pretty sure Selena Gomez's is concave. - so I have absolutely no qualms about saying Russell Brand booted a heroin-baby into Katy Perry. Why else would she show up to the MTV EMAs with…

By: The Superficial / November 7, 2011

Eva Longoria and The Rest of The MTV EMAs

So I can move on to more important business, here's the rest of the MTV EMAs for your viewing pleasure: Eva Longoria, who apparently hosted the show with her ass. Rihanna "performing" with Bon Jovi. (Video below.) Ke$ha being allowed near Miley Cyrus. Oh, good. And Kelly Brook to make up for Ke$ha because I'm…

By: The Superficial / November 8, 2010

Katy Perry is Killing Russell Brand

It's been two weeks since Katy Perry and Russell Brand were married in India and it feels like they fell off the face of the earth because people almost immediately lost interest. Cut to Saturday night where Katy and Russell made their first public appearance at the MTV EMAs and you'll notice something missing: Humongou…

By: The Superficial / November 8, 2010

And Taylor Momsen Keeps Trumping Miley

No matter how many choreographed camel thrusts Miley Cyrus performs in front of a live audience, Taylor Momsen will always be two breasts steps breasts ahead of her taking it to the next level. Which is exactly what happened at the MTV EMAs Saturday night where Taylor acted like she didn't shove her underage cleavage…

By: The Superficial / November 8, 2010

Hannah Montana’s Doing It Again

Alright, we get it. You have a vagina. Christ... Miley Cyrus brought her camel-toe to the MTV EMAs in Madrid Saturday night where she proceeded to gyrate it all over the stage like her parents agreed she would in that contract they signed in blood beneath Cinderella's castle. Keep in mind we're still 15 day…

By: The Superficial / November 8, 2010

Katy Perry with Russell Brand’s name on her ass

Katy Perry wore no less than 5,000 different outfits at the MTV EMAs last night, so here she is in a little lingerie number with Russell Brand's name on her ass which is probably the hottest thing a girl could do for her boyfriend. Or was until the part Katy where made a face that…

By: The Superficial / November 6, 2009

Beyonce at the MTV Europe Music Awards

Here's Beyonce performing at the MTV Europe Music Awards last night while wearing an outfit apparently designed to make it look like she has an armadillo for a vagina. But in Beyonce's defense, what else is she going to wear to win over the Lady GaGa crowd? (If you're thinking a giant penis costume complete…

By: The Superficial / November 6, 2009

Katy Perry at the MTV Europe Music Awards

Here's Katy Perry hosting the MTV Europe Music Awards this evening in Berlin, and what the- does her face actually look hot in some of these photos? More importantly, are those light up nipples? If so, I'm moving to Europe where they know how to throw decent awards show. No, really, those Kraut bastards get…

By: The Superficial / November 5, 2009