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Miley Cyrus Sucking The Drugs Out of JFK’s Brain, Anyone?

I didn’t do nearly enough drugs in college to understand a single thing that’s happening right now, but here’s Miley Cyrus in the new Flaming Lips video “Blonde SuperFreak Steals the Magic Brain” which is apparently about Miley and Moby’s minions (Lesbian Bigfoot and Naked Manson Girl, respectively) fighting over JFK’s brain because clearly everyone… More »

Britney Spears: ‘Fat, weird’ and perfect wife for Moby

Moby is head over heels for Britney the blonde Predator and is actually turned on by her physical and mental collapse. Here’s what he told The Sun about his obsession:

“She’s like this TENNESSEE WILLIAMS tragic figure. The fatter she gets, the weirder she gets, the more I love her. I found her moderately… More »

Moby dated Natalie Portman?! WTF?!

If I collapse in the middle of this post, it’s because I’m so chock full of nerd rage I’m ready to start opening action figures thus lowering their collectible value. I’m seriously that pissed. It’s kind of scary. Apparently Moby dated Natalie Portman a while back making him the target of my fellow… More »